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The word “hengao” means “strange face” (変顔/へんがお) and it’s just about everything you’re probably imagining. Recently it’s gotten popularized even more by the comedian ワッキー (Wakki) who is not only good at making weird faces, but is also making a book on the Japanese crowdsourcing website Camp-fire.jp.

For a while, it seems, he’s been accepting requests from people on Twitter for various hengao requests. He responds with hengao pictures he takes of some of the requests, many of which are quite absurd. After a while he realized he was sitting on a hengao gold mine. “What if, just like Maru, I could turn these pictures into a book that people would buy?” he maybe asked himself. “But wait, I don’t want to have to pay for all that,” he possibly continued to think. “I know, let’s work together to fund this thing!” (all these quotes are completely made up, by the way).

So, he turned the very community-based hengao Twitter request thing into a community-based funding thing. Makes total sense to me, anyways. Enough about this for now, though. You’re here for the pictures, I bet. Let’s take a look at some of the funnier faces:

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I made up your emoticon

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Bald Guerrilla Face (probably not the most politically correct one here…)

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The face from your dream (that he tweeted about, I assume)

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The moment you became ranking #1 in the AKB election

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No caption

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Catching a cold, getting hay fever, and contracting conjunctivitis, all at once

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How thick is your bone density? Reply with a face.

If you’re interested in helping out with this project (I’ll probably throw some yens Wakki’s way after finishing this article), you can find it on the CampFire page: ペナルティのワッキーがみんなと作る変顔写真集、「フェイス」! There are some neat prizes for funding, some of which include the book itself, special messages and signatures, and at the higher levels meeting up with Wakki to spend half a day having your way with his face (as in, making it look however you want).

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Wakki thanks you, I’m sure. Also, you should try to see if he’ll do a custom face for you. Request it to him on his Twitter account. Maybe your requested face will show up in his book, should it get funded. We sent Wakki a message too, and guess what? We got a response. I now present to you “Fugu eating bad tasting tofu” –

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@tofugu フェイス!

Can I say that this is truly a work of art? I’m going to print out an 8×10 glossy.

Hengao Across The Internets

It’s not just Wakki who’s doing strange faces. This is obviously something bigger than just one person. People post up hengao pics because they’re hen, and funny, and people of course love them.

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Of course, maybe some before and after shots will offer some insight as to how much of a change some of these people make. It’s like the opposite of those before and after makeup commercial shots, but a lot more extreme, I think. Here’s some really good ones that I found here.

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Some of these are really good, almost pro status, I’d say. But, Wakki is still the boss. There are some other “pros” out there, but they are pros in different ways (i.e. not famous for hengao). What I’m getting at is that there are a lot of examples of hengao in the celebrity scene. Sometimes it’s on purpose, sometimes it’s not. Jim Carrey, of course, has his own special page.

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But, there’s Japanese celebrities as well. A lot of them, in fact. Between painful gameshows, comedic routines, feats of hengao strength, and just plain bad timing, there’s a plethora of hengao out there to get a chuckle out of. Idols, personalities, and actors, unite!

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According to the subtitle she is “skilled at hengao”

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Thing is, this is how Ramenz face always looks

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Everything seems normal until… Aughh!

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A new use for chopsticks / Pocky

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Oh my gosh, so stretchy!

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And, of course, you know a bit about Kyary from Kimokawaii. Not much else to say but kimo…kawaii… or just kimo.

As you can see, there’s plenty of celebrity hengao, both purposefully and not on purpose, all over the internet. It’s like a tabloid’s dream come true, except for it’s on purpose half the time.

Now It’s Your Turn To Hengao (For Prizes!)

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Forever alone

So I’ve shown you all about Japanese “hengao.” I even did one for you to show you that it’s not thattt bad (see above, that Jabba the Hutt looking thing on the right is me). Now it’s your turn to give back, just as I have above (you’re welcome). But, you’re not just doing it for everyone’s amusement. You’re doing it for incredible prizes as well!

FIRST PLACE: Forever TextFugu Membership, 1 Year of WaniKani, and 1st Choice From The Prize Pool (see below)

First place will get you a TextFugu Forever account, 1 year of WaniKani (if you already have a WaniKani account, you can always use it after your current account expires), plus first choice from the prize pool, below. You can have one of three fabulous gifts, and you can get exactly the one you want. Is it Usopp and his giant hammer? Is it Wasabi KitKat Bars? Or is it Nara’s new and less-creepy mascot? Up to you.

SECOND PLACE: A Forever TextFugu Membership OR 1 Year Of WaniKani, and 2nd Choice From The Prize Pool

You can choose between TextFugu Forever or 1 Year of WaniKani. Then, you get second pickings at the prize pool, below.

THIRD PLACE: 3rd Choice From The Prize Pool

You’ll get whatever is left over in the prize pool. Who knows? Maybe you’ll be lucky and get what you wanted.

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(Choose one from the prize pool)

To submit your entry, post an image into the comments below. You can attach an image via Disqus comments (what we use for comments, down below) or you can link to it after uploading it (to, say, imgur). The Tofugu people will each get 3 points to give to the various submissions. Then, on top of that, the top 3 vote getters (you can upvote comments, so upvote the ones you like) will get 3 total points for having the most votes, 2 for second most, and 1 for third most, meaning the earlier you get your hengao in the better. Some rules:

  • Post your submission images into the comments.
  • Submit it by July 21, 2013.
  • Winners will be decided the following Monday or Tuesday.
  • Be sure to put your actual email when leaving a comment / creating a Disqus account so we can contact you.
  • Yes, you may do multiple submissions, but no more than three please (also remember it could dilute your chances to get more votes on one pic!).
  • Before and after shots may gain you extra points.
  • International submissions A-OK.

I hope you have a good time coming up with submissions. I am really looking forward to seeing them :p

Also, big thanks to our new ace researcher extraordinaire Mami for her help on this article. She also wants to wish you good luck on this contest!

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Alright everyone, get to work on those hengao!

Update: Tofugu’s illustrious illustrator wants to join in on the fun.

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Update: Winners have been chosen and notified (so if you weren’t notified, then… well… sorry!). We’ll show the winners in the newsletter, coming up at the end of the month, so look forward to it!

  • Chino

    I’m going to practice my heart out lol

  • http://zoomingjapan.com/ zoomingjapan

    OMG!!! I will have nightmares for the rest of my life!!!
    Or laughing flashs. Or both! *gg*

    Good luck to everybody who wants to participate! ^^

  • DAVIDPD

    Damn this was a good one!

  • Sonali

    Lol at Koichi’s profile photo looking up at the strange faces

  • Zack Adams

    Here ya go!

  • http://akira.hana.bi Akira Uchimura

    Challenge Accepted

  • Phillip

    I wish I was gutsy enough to post weird face photos on here.

    But if the first place person who wins already has TF forever, do they get to give it to whoever?

    Also, does it have to be my face, if I can get a friend to take a photo?

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    should be your own face, but who would know if you didn’t, right?

    And, I never thought about the TextFugu thing… I suppose it’d be fine to give it to someone.

  • Tabitha

    Embarrassing, but here it goes!

  • Brennan Kulp

    My little brother’s hengao

  • Leliel

    Well, time to put away my dignity…

  • Brennan Kulp

    Mt little brother’s hengao:

  • Tabitha

    Did it work this time?

  • Luke Schultz

    I’m goin’ for the gold.

  • Viet Hoang

    Before and after.

  • Mary Martin

    I never knew that my hobby of taking creepy pictures of myself and sending them to people had a name.

  • Phillip

    I think you brokeded your jaw.

  • Eidorian

    Here ya go guys i’m the one in the right

  • Rachel

    This is my go-to hengao :D Good luck everyone!

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    Viet, you’ve changed so much..

  • Viet Hoang

    It’s this new anti-aging cream I’ve been using.
    You like?

  • NegaJun

    We here in Seattle are very ugly people.

  • Joshua

    I predict this battle is going to get… ugly.

  • Phillip

    My baby caught me hengao’ing.

  • Archie Mirado

    Hengao is a hobby of mine

  • DAVIDPD

    Reaction: Oh, how sweet…Oh, good G-d!!! LOL, great hengao.

  • Xaromir

    That sure was fun. :D

  • M4K0T0

    Couldn’t resist! :D

  • Sarah

    I am not ashamed :P

  • Sarah Mouradian

    Anything for free stuff! =D

  • DAVIDPD

    Not sure if I can beat “the nose hair” guy.

  • Momen

    Ultimate randomness

  • Felicia

    haha my favorite

  • Lima

    It’s late and I don’t look my best regardless but yeah, hope you like the transformation!

  • Funnyguy2019

    I’ve always wanted to learn how to speak Japanese with accuracy and fluency. So when I first heard about Textfugu and Wanikani I was exited. Now I have a chance to do it for free, I’m extremly exited! (*^▽^*)

  • Funnyguy2019

    And here’s the final result!

    Gmail: Funnygu2019@gmail.com

  • Korine Joiner

    A little embarrassing, but still super fun to do! :) Here’s mine. Having a little chin and neck pudge makes hengao….interesting, haha.

  • M4K0T0

    doesn’t seem so :/

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    Kid looks more like Hashi..

  • Rose

    I’ve got this.

  • Tabitha

    Hope this works.

  • Aaron M

    [withdrew]

  • disqus_Il9d7J4DoF

    I’m either doing hengao or I just walked in on my parents after hours.

  • Casi Sandeman

    Yay! I’ve been training for this my whole life! ^_^

  • Guest

    Before: Meh. After: I am one of the sexiest beings on this earth.

  • stickblade

    Sexiest being anywhere. Ever.

  • stickblade

    Crap! Sorry! :(

  • Ugh

    Hengao? Oh, wow, Japan is so mysterious and deep. The Japanese Art of Hengao, amazing!

    And, hey, let me tell you about the Japanese Art of Taberu. It’s where Japanese people take two sticks and use them to put food! In their mouths!

    And, how about the Japanese Art of Shomben? That’s where Japanese people go into their deep and mysterious squat toilet bathroom and evacuate their bladders.

    Ooh, do you know the Japanese Art of Nomu? Or the Japanese Art of Neru? How about the Japanese Art of Suwaru? Maybe the Japanese Art of Kutsushita o Haku?

    Dude. Seriously. When you’re just attaching the phrase “Japanese art of” to a random Japanese word…you’re falling into some serious nihonjinron traps. Didn’t you have an article on the various traps of talking about Japanese culture? Here’s one such trap: treating Every. Single. Little. Aspect of their culture as if it’s some kind of “Japanese art of Nani Nani” and making a big deal about how different it is.

    Guess what. Hengao means “funny faces.” That’s it. It’s not an art. It’s a quirk of their culture that they enjoy funny faces. Of course, I don’t think there is a single culture on the entire PLANET that doesn’t enjoy a good funny face now and then. What part of this is the “Japanese art”? What part of this requires an entire article? What part of this is in any way unique or interesting about Japan? By acting like everything Japanese people do is some kind of magical art falls you square into the trap of exotifying, fetishizing and generally othering Japanese culture.

    It’s just some more good old nihonjinron – oh my, look how UNIQUE and MYSTERIOUS the Japanese people are! I could NEVER understand their deep and mysterious, peaceful and honorable ways! I may be a foreigner, but I will do my best to do a Hengao, even though it is clearly something I could never understand!

  • Mami

    Another good luck to you guys! Mami

  • sanako

    the hair mask and the untrimmed eyebrows make this one better ^u^

  • initialize

    oh god… what have I done?

  • BANE McNut

    My specialty is making funny voices, but lets give this a try~ I love contests just for the sake of them! :D
    I’ll be nice a upload a legit one too. But I couldn’t resist something silly.

  • Inna

    Pardon the Snuggie.

  • BANE McNut

    :D Teamwork! Most excellent!! Take the hengao world with a bro storm~
    For whatever reason site kept logging me out so I couldn’t comment right. But I think its fixed.

  • BANE McNut

    I really like your hengao. :D I wish my face was permanently like those.

  • BANE McNut

    All I ever wanted was that kit-kat too. That is my driving force.

  • M4K0T0

    You shouldn’t take every headline literally.
    If you really think someone thought of hengao as a special japanese technique or something, then i’ve got bad news for you… It just seems to be(come) something like a trend in japan, and that of course has to do with their culture. I dont think that celebrities in other countries would do wierd faces and post them, because they would somehow be ashamed. Seems to be a cultural thing..

  • shiroihime

    I’m glad that all the dumb pictures I’ve taken would come in handy! n___n

  • Guest

    idk if it’s just me but it seems like it didn’t show up the first time ;; hopefully it works!
    http://i.imgur.com/umRUr74.png?1

  • Guest

    hopefully the pic shows up this time :x

  • Guest

    I really hope the pic shows up this time u g h

  • Taka

    Outside America OK?

  • olaf

    be ready to get posted all over the internet. Huehuehue

  • Dolphin

    Reminds me of the faces that Onizuka makes from Great Teacher Onizuka.

  • shiroihime

    one last try aaaa I really hope my photo shows up OTL

  • M4K0T0

    :D

  • miezeljotschek
  • DeTo-13

    Arrrr yeahhhhh

  • cjohnson1341

    My faces can finally be put to use…

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    Sounds like somebody could use the Japanese art of hugging right about now.

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    Sounds like somebody could use the Japanese art of hugging right about now.

  • 美白

    変顔芸人になりたい。。

  • madison1150

    My niece is playing for me. She’s about 1 and a half in this picture.

  • M4K0T0

    nice! :D

  • Guest

    The dog we got was saved from a life of abuse. He now does hengao in his spare time at a friendlier environment. (He makes faces when we call his name or pet another dog).

  • Nekodesu

    My dog likes to do hengao in his spare time. (He does this when I call him or when I pet the other dogs).

  • mabushiigirl

    Pokemon hengao attack!!!
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    *it was super effective*

  • DearlyStars

    One of my favorite pastimes.

  • Lionpower

    HI

  • Lionpower
  • GabeMoist

    Does the winner get crowned the King of Fools?

    http://i.imgur.com/Xv42aR8.jpg

  • Yoshi (Walter) Mitsu

    Alright, big fan of the destroyer of the Japanese Language Learning Industry and company! Here I go:

  • Yoshi (Walter) Mitsu

    My email is matthewloyaga@gmail.com
    Go Fugu, and may the best fish win!

  • Nitras

    Prepare to eat your words!

  • Sezzy

    ……..I’m terrifying, I know.

  • Lil

    Hi

  • Lil

    They’re actually gifs, so here they are in all their animated glory: http://imgur.com/a/V21AD

  • Lil

    They’re actually gifs, so here they are in all their animated glory: http://imgur.com/a/V21AD

  • rabideau

    i love how you’re creepin’ on yourself there over your left shoulder

  • Alen Burazorovic

    Haha seeing all those hengao cracks me up xD

  • Alen Burazorovic

    uheuheuhe

  • April Roberts

    …and here goes my last shred of dignity. How about some love for a late entry?

  • Simi

    I didn’t even know I could do faces like that, but I’m pretty good, it was really hard to choose the ugliest one. :D

  • Julei

    oh god x_x

  • Brandon Beasley

    hopefully one of they are good enough to win 1 or second place :D

  • BANE McNut

    :D Okay, this is my favourite.

  • Brandon Beasley

    Hopefully one of them are good enough to win. the last photo is the before , the rest are after…..

  • bomblol

    i can scarcely believe this is the same person. oh my god

  • Ryan

    Is it hot in here, or is it just my 変顔?

  • duncan

    Leaving it a bit late, but here’s my attempt

  • Cindi Goodeaux

    Who knew I was proficient in this art form?!? What fun! http://www.facebook.com/TheFiverrClown

  • Guest

    I’m fairly certain I injured myself pulling this face. Worth it.

  • Guest

    I’m fairly certain I inured myself while pulling this face. Worth it.

  • Rachel

    Boom.

  • 義満

    Koichi, are you going to crown whoever is the winner by how many likes their picture has? If so, then the winners are already chosen by this point.

  • ASH1337

    Hengao!

  • Charlie

    I hope I’m not too late :/
    Why do I have a Poe action figure? Why don’t *you* have a Poe action figure?

  • Miguelangel

    O well…

  • Michelle Montaño

    I think my boyfriend thinks about breaking up with me every time I make this face.

  • kyle c

    Hoping for the booby prize so I can request 変顔 as a WaniKani vocab item :D Looking through this made for an enjoyable study break for my midterm in the morning… good luck guys!

  • simplyshiny

    Let’s try this!

  • Hanna Bink

    MUAHAHAHA!!

  • 義満

    Dear Koichi or whoever is in charge of this ‘contest,’ I would like to point out that in the rules it says that the three people who have the most up votes will receive the prizes, however, I don’t think this is an entirely fair way to choose the winners. On the first day this article was posted, only a handful of people put their picture up, and they got a storm of likes, and really it has stayed that way since day one. Of course another load of people put their posts up (including myself), but none of them have been given as many likes as the others, and not solely because their picture may not be as good, but because they didn’t put theirs up on the first day, where everyone came and saw in awe! My point is, everyone came on day one and decided who was the winner then and there. And people usually only check out these articles once, and then just leave them be. I hope you read this and have a poll of some kind or just have a look and decide who’s the best instead of just looking at the three top posts and going with that. Not saying the top three are bad, but man, I just don’t think that judging system is quite right. But hey, if you’re still going to abide by that rule, then congrats BANE McNut, M4K0T0, and Mary Martin!

  • Guest

    Totally agree. Also, people who have a lot of facebook friends could just invite them and say “hey dudes, vote for me”. I think the judges should be the tofugu members only. Even if not everybody may agree with their opinion…

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    There are also votes from 7 of us at Tofugu, and each of us get 3 votes to give. So, while #1 upvotes person does get 3 points, they can easily be outdone by Tofugu staff votes if they’re good and to our liking. The main point for allowing individuals to cast votes was to 1) allow you guys to have a partial say, and 2) get people to get their friends to come look at the post. Second one was more selfish on our part, but first one is the main reason.

  • 義満

    Oh sure, I completely caught that Mr. Koichi sir! No disrespect meant here, I just had hoped you would look at it that way (a double check, I’m sure). So, in the end, you are just going to kind of decide yourselves. Cool! Better that way I suppose. Really, I’m just writing this to say thank you for taking the time to read and I just wanted to say to you and everyone else at your team that you are, well, Awesome! Keep it up guys! I think I speak for everyone when I say this~!
    Best Regards
    Yoshi (Walter) Mitsu
    Take Care Mr. Fugu Lord *Bows*

  • 義満

    Agreed!

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    <3 <3

  • Nigga

    its Fint Lockwood guys!

  • MichaelaCaelum

    Pretty late, but my friend sent this to me and I just couldn’t resist!

  • Sittie Fairoza Alonto

    I am a little too late but well, all these make sense now. Hengao! Yay!

  • Sittie Fairoza Alonto

    I am a little too late but well, all these make sense now. Hengao! Yay! ^_^