Mr. Right Could be Waiting Just Around the Corner. Every Corner.

Streetwalker. Gentleman of the night. Gigolo. Hustler. Escort. They have many names, and if you’ve ever been to a crowded Japanese city at night, you’ve probably seen them. Prowling the street corners, smiling at you, complimenting you, inviting you in for a drink. They look like skeezy band members, or perhaps rejected Final Fantasy protagonists. But no matter what you call them, they have only one thing on their mind. Your money. They are the host club men of Japan and they’re here to entertain. For a price.

On the Streets

Hundreds of days ago, Nick W. wrote a post about every variety of maid cafe and host club ever, but only touched briefly on the deep and interesting world of male hosts in Japan. These host clubs are bars and nightclubs that provide male companionship and entertainment to women and men alike in exchange for money. If you’re into that sort of thing.

Just like with any regular bar, you’ll have promoters out on the street trying to entice you in with promises of discount drink specials and compliments. Only this time the promoters look like they’re trying out for the live action adaptation of your favorite anime.

Hosts have a very distinct look and they’ll be sure to grab your attention with their overly processed and styled hair combined with their extravagant outfits. Styles vary by host club, but this style by far seems to be the most prevalent (and hilarious).

What They Do

Once they’ve managed to entice you inside, the hosts begin their dance of seduction. Most host clubs will charge a cover as well as an hourly fee, and the hosts get paid based on the bar tabs they manage to get their guests to generate. Depending on the club, this tab can add up fast.

Good hosts are personable, friendly, and far from stingy with the compliments. They flirt with their guests, tell interesting and funny stories, listen and pretend to be deeply interested in whatever their patrons have to say, and make them feel like the most important person in the world. Good hosts know what it takes to make it in this world and the best of the best can make a healthy amount of money.

So basically, the customers pay the host to treat them like royalty. They drink together, talk together, and laugh together. It’s just like any other bar or nightclub, except you’re paying for all the attention you’re getting and you get to pick out who gives it to you.

The customers at host clubs range from everyday girls to wives and daughters of rich men to even other hosts and hostesses. These host clubs usually open sometime the evening and some keep running all the way through early afternoon.

It’s a Host Eat Host World Out There

Surviving as a host, however, is more vicious than you might think. While the very talented can make bank at these establishments, most hosts are not so successful and are forced to drop out of the game relatively fast. As I said before, the hosts are paid based on the tabs their customers generate which is why so many go out on the street to try and lure in customers.

The worst part is how competitive these places can be. Each month the hosts are ranked by how much money they’re bringing in and how popular they are. And then these results are displayed outside the establishment on gigantic signs for everyone to see.

This is great if you’re near the top, but if you’re having a hard time getting customers, being ranked eighth out of eight isn’t going to do you any favors. People come to get the best of the best, and if you’re the worst of the worst and everyone knows it, it’s pretty hard to claw your way back up.

They’re Everywhere

Host clubs are very popular. You can find them all over Japan and there are hundreds in Tokyo alone. There are ones geared for girls who like guys, ones for guys who like guys, and even ones for girls who like guys dressed up as girls. They have it all. Just see for yourself.

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This is another great video from Chris Gen. I mentioned him a while back in my Awesome Japanese YouTubers post and he does a great job of showing off the ladies’ red light district and gives us a good idea of what it’s like there. He even gets to talk to a few hosts and ask them a couple of questions.

Entertainment districts and host/hostess clubs have been around in Japan since the days of the geisha. Judging from how popular they still are and the great amount of variety they offer, I don’t see them going away anytime soon. Hosts are here to stay.

These lovable lugs have become so popular that they even made a documentary about them entitled The Great Happiness Space: Tale of an Osaka Love Thief. You can check it out both on YouTube and Netflix Instant! Wow!

Note from Hashi: When John showed me this post to edit, I told him that he should mention The Great Happiness Space, a documentary about host clubs which talks about the darker side of the business. I failed to tell him what was in the documentary, and that the host club business isn’t always fun and games. It’s my fault that the serious issues about host clubs weren’t talked about in this post, but if you want to learn about those, The Great Happiness Space does a fantastic job of looking at them.


So tell me ladies, would you ever go to one of these host clubs? What kind of guy would you pick out? Do you think Hashi should become a host? And gentlemen, would you ever consider becoming a host if you lived in Japan? Does anyone wish they had these clubs in their home country? Let us know in the comments!


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  • ジョサイア

    What wired thing have they not explored?

  • ジョサイア

    Wow…Even Marilyn Monroe agrees with me! :D

  • http://mirta08.deviantart.com/ Mirta

     *manly women

  • Crocstock

    Man, this sounds so depressing despite the fact that few of the darker areas of the business were discussed. D:

  • JackiJinx

    When I go over, and I have my female friends visit me, I will definitely go to one of these host clubs. It sounds like it can be a lot of fun, but I’ll make sure to get even more information before going to know what to expect inside.

  • Flora

    I’m glad you wrote this piece. If I went to Japan & saw those posters, I’m such a dumdum (and listen to so much VK) that I would’ve went in thinking they were bands :P

    Thank you for saving me from a potential embarrassing (and expensive) mistake.

  • Flora

    I couldn’t see myself going to a host club – I guess I’ve got too much romantic in me to pay for a fake relationship. However, I could see myself passing by there every night just to collect more of those cards. Man, those were funny!! XD

    Thanks for the movie reference, BTW – I’m always up for a good & depressing documentary.

  • Lethe

     Ahahaha, we have the same name.

    I don’t think I would be able to go to one of these places and keep a straight face. I would laugh to no end. I like real romance, not playing pretend.

    But I would collect the cards for my ego.

  • http://twitter.com/onedestny Rachel Kwong

    I’ve seen the Great Happiness Space! Now I’m scared of wandering around in Osaka at night haha

  • Chelsea

    I wouldn’t want to go to one because I know that they’re fake haha. If they complimented me I’d feel offended that they just wanted my money >.<

  • Lez

    It doesn’t work like that. Even if you don’t drink, they’ll say they want a drink, and you’ll have to buy them one.

  • churchgirl

    The documentary told one story: Men can make women do anything, contrary to the popular belief that women can make men do anything for them. The women featured in the documentary were prostitutes and strippers. They found joy in being with these men and these men get their money. The women keep coming back because of the vicious cycle that they got stuck in: Prostitution, life becomes dull and depression, where to go? —> host clubs, because of the attention and affection given by these men but the women must pay to spend time, thus causing them to work more (more sex clients).

  • klkAlexar

    I would like to try one of these clubs just for curiosity sake, even thought they are not my type of fun. 

  • http://twitter.com/rikimaru_gaisen Linh

    I would like to visit a host club once out of curiosity/novelty, although I don’t drink and am extremely shy, but I would try to be a good guest so I may try a sip here and there. As for what kind of guy I would pick out–perhaps someone down to earth, easy to talk to, charming and friendly.. someone I can feel comfortable around and just lightly talk about life, random things, and have a laugh or two.

  • yo boothang

    you sexy :)

  • M

    can i get cho numba

  • Mainlander

    Stunningly fugly hairstyles. Who finds this attractive?

  • http://twitter.com/Veggie_Chan666 Vegeta’s Wife :D

    If they have hosts that do the whole twincest act, I’m so in.

  • Rose

    Sorry to reply so long after the OP- If you’re interested in a similar theme for hostess clubs, check out Bar Flower by Lea Jacobson, about a woman who immigrated to Tokyo from the US for a few years doing just that. I found it randomly a while back, and it’s an awesome book.

  • K.Henson

    I’m actually doing thesis research on Japanese Host clubs, I’m always looking for new people to talk to about obtaining data,etc.
    Please contact if you’re interested in helping me; kristydhenson@gmail.com
    Thanks

  • kara

    i’m sorry but these guys are all ugly. i thought they would be ouran high school host club good looking… obviously not