Comments on: How to defend your butt from Japanese children (Kancho Survival Guide)

By: Paul Bernay

Paul Bernay — Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:50:00 +0000

I’m a Japanese who’s lived outside Japan almost all his adult life. I had no idea kancho had become a tradition among children. Those who have no experience should be careful. It’s very painful. It’s funny only when you aren’t the victim or when you do it to someone else.

By: Grim

Grim — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 01:51:00 +0000

Ah the kancho, i spent a few months in Japan for a exchange program not to long ago. a word to the wise, bending over is probably the worst thing you can possibly do if there are young kids around, you present yourself as a completely unprotected target. if you need to pick up something from the floor squatting is a better, albeit flawed option. squatting should be a quick maneuver as the less time you spend on their level and in the range of an arsenal of surprising pranks the better. thankfully for me im a tall guy (6ft 3′, very tall in japan) so i didnt have to worry about my upper body much, with the only to points of attack being my crotch and butt i was better off for the most part. when i did get hit by a kancho or surprise crotch grab (usually for looking away from the two youngsters in my host family) it was pretty effective to just hang them upside down for a bit. it would give me at least a few hours of saftey.

By: Zero

Zero — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:46:00 +0000

I liked this article. I really like the fact that he author has a good sense of humor, something you rarely see these days.

By: Tom

Tom — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 10:24:00 +0000

hahaha, this was fun to read :)

By: 10 Crazy Things About Japan « Becoming Japanese

10 Crazy Things About Japan « Becoming Japanese — Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:20:18 +0000

[...] Japan is full of little Butt Pirates: Watch your butt, because little kids love sticking their finger up it. It’s called Kancho, and it’s not pleasant, especially if you don’t know what’s going on. Yarrr. [...]

By: Tender_loose

Tender_loose — Thu, 03 May 2012 12:33:00 +0000

i raped the first chiness lil boy who touched my arse so i shoved my cock up his when i gave him detention