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		<title>Crazy Japanese Horse Racing Simulator. Minus Horses. Minus Simulation.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Japan World Cup is a horse racing simulator&#8230; though the words &#8220;horse&#8221; and &#8220;simulator&#8221; should be taken with a grain kilogram of salt. First of all, the riders don&#8217;t necessarily ride horses. There&#8217;s anything  from giraffes, zebras, yetis, elephants, seals, and more. Also, the riders have their own fun quirks. One of them is a [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Japan World Cup is a horse racing simulator&#8230; though the words &#8220;horse&#8221; and &#8220;simulator&#8221; should be taken with a <del>grain</del> kilogram of salt. First of all, the riders don&#8217;t necessarily ride horses. There&#8217;s anything  from giraffes, zebras, yetis, elephants, seals, and more. Also, the riders have their own fun quirks. One of them is a ninja. Another is a pair of women that whip everything in their path. It&#8217;s absolutely insane and a joy to watch. Certainly a great way to spend your Saturday, you know?<span id="more-18403"></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Just a small taste of the variety of racers you can bet on</em><em></em></p>
<p>In this game, you don&#8217;t actually control any of the horses. It&#8217;s a browser based game that lets you make bets on who will win. It&#8217;s like real horse racing but&#8230; well&#8230; not all that accurate. I&#8217;ve been to a horse racing game or two, though, and this beats the real deal any day of the week.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, the game isn&#8217;t available to play right now, but thankfully enough people have captured the highlights on video. It has gone through three iterations (the most recent being Japan World Cup 3), and I think it has gotten better each time.</p>
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<p>You&#8217;ll start to notice that the beginning of these are all pretty much the same. It&#8217;s the action at the end that&#8217;s worth watching (also, seeing if you can guess who wins). Try on this next video. Did you win? I definitely did not. My horse got his rear end drilled.</p>
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<p>Let&#8217;s try again. I&#8217;m betting on the Ninja. Ninjas never lose, right?</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m beginning to think it&#8217;s impossible to choose right&#8230;</p>
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<p>But, it&#8217;s not ALL crazy&#8230; right? Right??? The beginning of this video is pretty normal, at least&#8230;</p>
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<p>So far we&#8217;ve only been looking at Japan World Cup 3. Let&#8217;s look at Japan World Cup 2 &#8211; you can see that some of the racers are different&#8230; but the weirdness never changes.</p>
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<p>Alright, so there&#8217;s no hope for any of these races to be anything like a regular horse race, so let&#8217;s take a look at the <em>other</em> end of the spectrum. Things can get pretty wild.</p>
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<p>But, what about the game? To get a better idea of how the game works, take a look at this video of someone playing it.</p>
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<p>I gotta say, it&#8217;s the announcer that makes this game so awesome. Sure, the characters are weird and they do weird things, but if it wasn&#8217;t for the announcer (way better if you understand Japanese&#8230; but you probably can appreciate him no matter what) this game would be nothing. It&#8217;s quite impressive &#8211; I almost (just <em>almost</em>) feel like I&#8217;m actually there.</p>
<p>This game was made by Riichiro Mashima (@<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Gibmelson">Gibmelson</a> on Twitter). He&#8217;s also known for making the game &#8220;<a href="http://www.jump-pair.com/">Ski Jumping Pairs</a>&#8221; &#8230; which, of course, is also absolutely ridiculous.</p>
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<p>To watch more videos, just do a search for &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=japan+world+cup+3&amp;oq=japan+world+cup+3&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=p-p1g3g-m2&amp;aql=&amp;gs_nf=1&amp;gs_l=youtube-psuggest.3..35i39j0l3j0i5l2.21915.23396.0.23801.17.15.0.0.0.0.178.1532.8j7.15.0.">Japan World Cup 3</a>&#8221; or &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ski+jumping+pairs&amp;oq=ski+jumping+pairs&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=g1&amp;aql=&amp;gs_nf=1&amp;gs_l=youtube-psuggest-reduced.3..0.382229.384939.0.385174.17.17.0.5.5.2.169.1274.5j7.12.0.">Ski Jumping Pairs</a>&#8221; on YouTube. You will not be disappointed, and your Saturday will be properly wasted away. Enjoy!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-18424" title="japan-world-cup" src="http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/japan-world-cup.jpg" alt="" width="710" height="729" /><em>Neeeeeh!</em></p>
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