It Only Hurts When I Laugh: Torture Then and Now

People have always had boundless creativity when it comes to doing harm to their fellow man – and a certain morbid appetite for watching them suffer.

Nowadays, we get our (considerably tamer) kicks from hazing freshers and watching reality TV shows. Fear Factor, anyone? Another, slightly older example but summarized quite nicely in the following video, is the Japanese classic Za Gaman:

Now if you think all that looked painful, you ain’t seen nothing yet. People back in the day were Hard. Core.

There was no fancy-schmancy CSI stuff during the Edo period, so confessions were absolutely essential in criminal investigations. Naturally, methods to loosen the tongue and aid the extraction of said confessions also became essential… and in 1742, the Four Tortures were officialized in the Kujikata Osadamegaki (公事方御定書), or the Government Officials’ Guide. I think. Official names, why you so complicated?

four tortures

Anyway, why these four among so many others? Were they particularly heinous?

Thankfully, a self-sacrificing reporter and his ever-so-obliging colleagues at The Detective Files (探偵ファイル) have taken it upon themselves to put these tortures to the test. I’ll be rating these tortures based on the videos they made using this handy-dandy pain-o-meter:

pain scale

So, without further ado:

1. Whipping or Muchiuchi (笞打ち)

The name says it all, really. What, you need some visual aids? Okay, then…

The normal practice was much worse than the video indicates, though.

The topless suspect is bound with rope, made to kneel, and then had the living daylights beaten out of him. Usually, a houkijiri (箒尻) was used: a bamboo pole partway split into two lengthwise and reinforced with hemp string. As if that wasn’t bad enough, during breathers the official would sprinkle salt onto the suspect’s wounds to stop the bleeding. Yikes.

I rate this one a 7 on the pain-o-meter.

2. The Kneeling Torture or Ishidaki (石炊き)

Ishidaki is next in line if whipping proves ineffective. You might have come across toned-down versions of this in manga and anime.

The suspect is made to kneel seiza-style on triangular pieces of wood, with his arms tied behind him, and up to four heavy stones are placed on his lap. But that’s not all. To encourage him to confess, the stones may also be rocked from side to side, so the wood cuts into his shins even more.

But really, I’d be amazed if anyone needed that much encouragement to spill the beans. Considering all the screaming from the poor guy in the video, I rate this a 10 on the pain-o-meter.

3. The Shrimp-Tie or Ebiseme (エビ責め)

If the suspect still won’t confess, he’s stripped to his underwear and made to sit cross-legged. His hands are tied behind his back, and then he is bound bent over forward – basically curled up like a shrimp.

Then the officials wait… until the suspect confesses, or until the suspect’s legs turn blue. Hey, they just want a confession, not to kill him. Plus they can always repeat the torture again the next day.

Ebiseme doesn’t seem to be too gory or exceptionally painful. Maybe a 6 on the pain-o-meter.

4. The Hanging Torture or Tsurizeme (釣攻め)

The first three tortures are themselves collectively known as roumon (牢問), the, er, Three Tortures. Goodness knows how tsurizeme sneaked in. Almost like an afterthought.

Anyway, tsurizeme proper involves tying the suspect’s wrists behind his back, and then suspending him face down. If he was being particularly reticent, or if the official was being particularly sadistic, heavy stones might be added to his back or shoulders to make it more painful.

Although, judging by the following video, tsurizeme is plenty painful as it is.

I give this one an 8 on the pain-o-meter.

Incidentally, if this reminds you of kinbaku (緊縛), the erotic art of Japanese bondage, you’re not far off the mark! But that’s a whole other post altogether. Probably NSFW either (cough) moving on…


So, how would you rate the Four Tortures? Which do you think would have been most “effective”? And why do you think torture is not only allowed but hilarious when it is done in the name of TV?


DISCLAIMER: I should spell out that I don’t condone torture. And please don’t try this at home, even if you’ve got an annoying little brother just asking for it.

  • Anon

    Adventure Tiiime!
    well, I guess the most painful should be the most effective.
    But I’d definitely give whipping more than a seven

  • Wazzupyall

    I have scoliosis and just seeing the third torture made my back hurt.

  • Paladin341

    This was… painful to watch. =D

  • HatsuHazama

    Well Fiona, congratulations, you seem to have successfully made a post that has somehow rendered the majority of your audience too afraid to comment.

    Honestly, I congratulate you.

  • MrsSpooky

    LOL those crazy kids! I don’t even like the descriptions, and these guys went and tried them out. Educational for sure, but oh man!

  • fee_fi_Fiona

    Sigh… shot myself in the foot.

  • ジョサイア

    Almost #7

  • DAVIDPD

    That was messed up. I still laughed…

  • ZXNova

    Owch to the ones on the knees. Gah, that really must have hurt.

  • 古戸ヱリカ

    I’ll try that one next.

  • Steven Horton

    On #2, I am very surprised he was able to go through with it. What was he screaming? “Hurry! Hurry!”? I don’t speak Japanese.. o.x

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Claudia-Hidrogo/1259205444 Claudia Hidrogo

    “Hurry up, do it” I think
    “速くして”

  • fee_fi_Fiona

    I did too… and then felt guilty afterwards…

  • FoxiBiri

    いててててええ (“♯`∧´)
    Not the best thing to read before bed Dx

  • Benjamin

    Yes, he was shouting “do it quickly!”. He wanted to just get it over with as quickly as possible.

  • Lorenzo

    I really like your posts, but I beg you: don’t use so many complicated English words. I can’t even read one of your posts without checking Google Translate all the time. Your vocabulary may be a little too complicated for non-native English speakers. But still: keep up the good work! :)

  • fee_fi_Fiona

    Point noted!

  • A/D

    Im from the Philippines. Whenever people talk about the Japanese occupation the torture of choice seemed to be water torture (dunking subject upside down into barrel of water).

  • fee_fi_Fiona

    I was born and raised in Malaysia – in the state of Sabah actually, not too far from the Philippines : )

    The Japanese occupation was during my parents’ generation. When they talk about it, it’s more about the starvation and the forced work on the “Death” Railway.

  • http://mistersanity.blogspot.com Jonadab

    What I find hard to believe is that the two gameshow finalists, after all that other stuff, could only take about twenty minutes at twenty degrees. That’s barely even cold. I could go an hour in my skivvies at that temperature. I don’t think I could take some of the other stuff they did to get there, though.