The Weirdest Family Tree You’ll Ever See

Some of the most memorable, funny, and occasionally bizarre commercials to come out of Japan in recent years have been from Japanese cell phone company SoftBank.

The premise of these commercials (or CMs) is pretty simple: a typical Japanese family talks about SoftBank phones and other products. Straightforward on paper, right?

Here’s the catch: this TV family isn’t actually so typical. The dad is a dog, and the son is inexplicably black. Why? It’s never really explained, but who cares!

Personally, I prefer these ads to the ones I see here in the US, like the Verizon “Can you hear me now?” guy or Zooey Deschanel in her quirky house full of ukeleles.

Like the one above, the CMs dance around the fact that the dad is a dog, but never really explain it. In fact, every mention of the dad being a dog only adds to the mystery, like the below commercial where the dad goes to a school reunion.

Unsurprisingly, the dog (whose real name is Kaikun) has become the breakout star of the commercials, becoming a minor celebrity and getting solo commercial spots of his own. He probably works for less than the other actors, too.

Bizarre Relatives

Just when you thought that the family tree couldn’t get any stranger, it turns out legendary director Quentin Tarantino is part of the family too, as “uncle Tara.” While Uncle Tara’s Japanese skill aren’t quite up to par, that’s probably the most normal thing about the whole situation.

The stepgrandfather of the family is a young, tall, 20-something who looks like he should be in a host club instead of marrying an old lady.

Drama!

There have been so many Shirato family commercials (they’ve been running on and off since 2006) that they’ve begun to resemble episodes from actual TV shows. There’s way more continuity in the SoftBank CMs than most people are used to in their advertising.

Just take this dramatic two-parter where, like a Looney Tunes cartoon, somebody is moving a piano up a building with a single piece of rope, and it threatens to drop on an unsuspecting little girl.

What happens next? I forget, but suddenly I want to re-up on my Double White phone plan . . .

Which CM is your favorite? Did I miss a good one? Let me know in the comments!


Thanks to Colt for emailing this in!

  • ジョサイア

    I can’t decide if this or that guy in a speedo is funner…

  • Tora.Silver

    I love these commercials! My favorite is the first, where she rejects his proposal with a “Just Friends” phone plan. Poor guy!

    Is the header image from a Shirato family commercial as well?

  • headsofbirds

    WHAT HAPPENS TO DAD IN PART TWO?!?!

  • AKBip

    These commercials are great! 

  • ZXNova

    I wonder why he got “rejected” hmm…

  • ですこ

     It could never work out. They’re just from two different cell phone providers.

  • Skeptic

    I think Hashi might have just called it a two-parter to mess with us… 

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    Yes, but one I couldn’t find online.

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    I don’t want to spoil it, but it has something to do with cell phones.

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    Whaaaaaaaaat noooooo

  • Tsark

    How come Japan gets the best commercials? I feel so abandoned being stuck in England :C

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000335569028 Czime Litwińczuk

    England is great! It is simply different. But it has really nice comedians! 

  • Mrchem1673

    You can see it here (5th one down): http://jpcmhdv2.tumblr.com/tagged/softbank

  • HorrorChan

    xD That dog cracks me up.

    “Men don’t cry.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000440035746 Ikenna Ugwuegbulam

    はやく帰ってこい!
    That commercial got me on the ground laughing! (笑) Nevertheless, awesome commercials. Gotta see more of these.

  • http://zoomingjapan.com/ zoomingjapan

    Otosan! Haha. I like those a lot!
    Probably the most famous CM family in Japan!

    And one of the very few that feature a black foreigner!
    He got quite famous through those CMs. Good for him! ^-^

  • http://twitter.com/mydlands JulieM

    Hilarious! I’ll have to watch/listen again and NOT read the subtitles.  It will be a fun way to test listening comprehension.

    Anyhow… is the lead dog an Akita? It would sure make for a more authentic Japanese family that way…

  • Rochan

    That’s one unique & funny commercial ! :D

    Advertisements need to etch your product in the consumer’s mind..be it with bad or good or bizarrely funny content :) And that’s what SoftBank did ! :D No one, after watching their commercial can forget the name SoftBank ! That’s one Creative & Smart Marketing ! ;) ;) Kudos to the Marketing Team ^^

  • Ta-ku-ra-buysse

    Meanwhile in The Netherlands…nothing cool happens.

  • Kurone Shizuhi

    Oh my, this is awesome. I’m going to spread this around too!

  • Aangita

    these were just awesome! :) Now back to studying! 

  • ハナ

    The very first thing I saw on TV in Japan (in 2008…) was the commercial where Kai-kun eats at a raamen stall in Fukuoka and it’s always been one of my favorite things I’ve seen here. Then for Golden Week this year I was in Fukuoka walking around and just happened to come across the same stall! It’s covered in photos of him, of course. XD I love the Softbank CMs and Kai-kun. :3

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1369327702 Emma Laura

    ITS NOT JUST ANY 20 SOMETHING ITS MATSUDA FREAKING SHOTA! LOL ^__^ (model,actor) 

  • http://www.memadonna.com MaDonna

    i got a talking softbank dog keychain in nakano and its pretty much the best purchase i made in japan

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=19509501 Matthew Olson

    I loved the space adventure, culminating in the SMAP running marathon.
    “Well everybody’s heard about the bird…”

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    I don’t think I know that one, could you link it?

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    Oh, I had no idea! GOOD TO KNOW.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1082043594 Joe LeBeau

    When I first began studying Japanese at my university, my teacher showed us a few SoftBank CMs. I thought they were hilarious! Hopefully this article introduced them to someone who hadn’t seen them before

  • Juliet

    Best thing I’ve ever seen! I really like this family ;D

  • Jon E.

    Check him out in the hilarious J-drama “Love Shuffle” :-)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1434168513 Juan Fernando Castellón

     It’s a two parter, Hashi did tease though. It’s called “Aftermath”

  • Jcurry1121

    Off topic a little, but the boss coffee cm’s are my favorite.

  • http://twitter.com/NishiLain LC

    I love the Shirato family! One of my favorites is the CM were Otousan says “Ware ware wa uchujin da” facing a cute fan.

  • http://twitter.com/tamachan87 Richard Simms

    How could you not mention that the dog went into frickin’ SPACE recently?

  • Koichiben no chichi

    Holy watery all-mighty Allicrab, this is so hilarious!!!!