Japan’s Most Wanted Might Be Grandma

Normally when you think of crime, you think about young people. You know, those damn teenagers with their loud music writing graffiti and getting in fights and that sort of thing.

That perception might be changing in Japan. It turns out that the elderly, more than the young, are committing more and more crimes each year.

Over the last couple of months I’ve written about old men attacking people with swords not once but twice! I thought that these two incidents were weird, isolated attacks but apparently, they might be a sign of a bigger problem in Japan right now.

Japan’s Aging Population

It’s not too surprising that old people are committing more and more crimes when you consider that Japan’s population is aging.

Every year, the elderly make up a bigger and bigger percentage of Japan’s population. It’s a fact that’s become hard to ignore and has quickly turned into Japan’s greatest demographic issue.

There are a few key reasons why there are more old people in Japan than ever before. Fewer and fewer Japanese people are getting married and as a result, the birthrate has all but flatlined. Fewer births mean fewer young people, meaning that the elderly take up a bigger chunk of the population.

Graph of Japanese birth rates

Japan’s births have plummeted.

As the elderly have reached a record 23% of Japan’s total population, the graying of Japan has had lots of obvious implications: schools are getting emptier and nursing homes are filling up as the balance shifts from young to old.

But a rise in crime is a strange, unexpected side effect.

Old Crooks

The two old Japanese men attacking people with swords were just a taste of what old Japanese criminals are up to.

The Wall Street Journal ran a story earlier this week about an 80-year-old man who’s been arrested for killing his wife and stuffing her in a freezer. While it might seem crazy that such an old man would be capable of such an evil things, he’s not the only one, and not by a long shot.

Two old ladies

Don’t let their adorable looks fool you; these two can be dangerous.

Even though the murder rate in Japan has gone down over the last decade, the number of elderly murderers has gone up. It doesn’t stop there, though: crime among the elderly has doubled over the last decade.

The Wall Street Journal explains:

Assault-related crimes paint a more vivid picture, jumping more than 570% to 2,337 offenses in 2010 compared with just 348 in 2002.

But theft has been the most prevalent. Robberies make up about 70% of the crimes committed by the elderly.

It’s easy to speculate just why crime has gone up so much among the elderly, but ultimately it’s hard to say for sure. Some people speculate that it’s simply because there are so many elderly people that crime was bound to go up. Others say that the elderly aren’t getting the care nor attention they deserve.

Again though, nobody really knows. Maybe the elderly are just feeling especially rebellious!

While the whole situation might seem a little strange, this is the reality of 21st century Japan.


Header image by ku_photodigital

  • Baggins

    Puts that whole supposed foreigner crime wave into perspective, huh?

  • kuyaChristian

    If the elderly have been commiting crimes lately and foreigners in Japan get their share of heat, elderly foreigners must be like the deadliest of all.

  • forgottenmems

    Please say those two sweet/cute ladies were criminals so I don’t feel bad that they had the phrase “Old Crooks” above their heads…..

  • ジョサイア

    Hmm…It has nothing to do with the year of the fire horse I presume…

  • ジョサイア

    Hey…Wait a sec…Your the one who said Japan was not strange…Old men whacking off arms and stuff is kinda wired…Let’s hope the 豆餅とラーメン make up for it…O_O

  • ですこ

    Wired to blow. And there’s a difference between reporting strange things happening in a country, and declaring the entire country to be Super Weirdo World.

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    Reminds me of that seinfeld episode…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm2SuAPuA38

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    DON’T YOU SEE THE EVIL IN THEIR EYES?

  • Guest

    I had an elderly person pickpocket my subway card while in japan. Was no big deal (I mean, it was 50 bucks but it could have been a lot worse). Either way, crime is inescapable, I would think elderly would commit more white collar crime though and less violent crime.

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

     People born in the year of the fire horse aren’t quite old enough yet to be considered “elderly,” which usually refers to people who are 65 years old or older.

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    ↑ this

  • Mescale

    I’m thinking Battle Royale, but with old people.

  • ジョサイア

    That’s why I only presumed it…

  • ジョサイア
  • ジョサイア

    Exactly.

  • ですこ

     Was I supposed to see a webpage or an image?

  • John

    Akiko strikes again.

  • Peptron

     あの目を見ると虚無しか見えないんだ! 世界の終末が来たんだ! マヤの民族がああ言ったんだ:「老人が死に、若者が老人に変わり、女の人のアソコから若者が表れ。命の輪は永遠だ。」 恐ろしいことが聞いたことがあったけど、女の体の中にミニ人間が!? *ベッドの下に隠れに行く。*

  • Kiriain

     *O-Baachan.

  • TripMasterMunky

    I’m holding out for Super Weirdo World 2. I hear they fixed a lot of the issues they had with the first game.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003410150338 Nicole Yamagawa

    I think they’re just re-living their rebellious teens.. After all, I have seen plenty of old ladies with crazy coloured hair in the streets, so I guess it was just a matter of time.. We all know that purple hairdye is a gateway drug.. O.o

  • Turki

    Well, Aren’t they human beings?

  • http://zoomingjapan.com/ zoomingjapan

    … I wonder how you came up with THAT article. That’s insane! *gg*

    Elderly people in Japan can be super nice or very strange (esp. when it comes to foreigners). I had a lot of encounters with each type. At least nobody tried to kill me (… or I just didn’t notice?!)

  • http://zoomingjapan.com/ zoomingjapan

     Oh yes! They’re chasing each other while sitting in wheelchairs and stuff?!?!

  • http://zoomingjapan.com/ zoomingjapan

     Yeah, I saw themt, too.
    So far I always thought that they tried to die their hair themselves and did something wrong.
    Do you really think they have those weird colors on purpose?!

  • http://twitter.com/shollum Shollum

     A brand new movie:
    Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! (This is a Holdup!)

    This time, instead of Stallone’s Mom trying to help with his police work, she leads a heist instead.

  • ですこ

    If it’s blue/purple then yes, it’s an attempt to dye yellowing hair using blue rinse, but they put in too much, ’cause cataracts lessens your ability to see blue.

  • ですこ

    No one knows for sure.

  • Guin Aoiichi

    I don’t get it. Where is the demographic and stats information coming from?? Is it from the government of Japan?  I mean ,to me it just seems odd that no ” Japanese ” are reproducing. Hell it just seems illogical. What happened to the basic biological need to procreate? ( in other words have sex)  I highly doubt that, because there is less “Marrying” young people aren’t going to be out getting laid. (or try to get laid) Do they not count births that happen out of wed lock? What about births between a Japanese and non-japanese? Are those births also not counted? What about births from immigrants to Japan? How does the law of Japan deal with that? In the states , if you are born here you are a citizen. Even if your parents are immigrants. Is it the same in Japan? And if it is , how are those births counted?

    And what about Japan’s porn…. they got ALL sorts of porn. You’d think that would stimulate a higher birth rate no??

    Maybe it’s not that there is less births, but people are just living longer?
    Are there any other countries in the world with the same kind of problem?

  • TMC

     Just because people are choosing to have sex, it doesn’t mean that they will choose to have babies.  Japan is a developed country, there are ways around it.  When I was in high school there a couple of my classmates had abortions.  Being a single parent in Japan is not as accepted as it is it is in other countries, so it isn’t surprising at all that fewer marriages means fewer babies.  And the people that do get married are also having fewer kids.  They are really expensive in Japan.  They don’t leave the house at 18, they usually stick around until they get married (which, in today’s climate might be never) on their parents’ dime.  Parents also have to pay for high school, college, and sometimes junior high.  Financially, it doesn’t really make sense to have kids in Japan right now.  And children of foreigners do not get Japanese citizenship if they’re born in Japan.  Only if one of the parents is Japanese.  And Japanese porn is mostly viewed by single Japanese men.  Kinda hard to have a baby with yourself.  And there are lots of other countries with the same problem.  Japan is just one of the most extreme.

  • http://amandajapanda9000.blogspot.com/ amandajapanda

    Kids are expensive anywhere, not only Iin Japan. Children have the same needs regardless of the country. And from what Im seeing here in the US, most kids are staying with their parents well into their twenties as well. I don’t know the reason for the low birth rate in Japan, but attributing it to the expense seems a bit off. If kids costing money meant a lower birth rate, then the birth rate in poorer countries should be dismal. But it isn’t. It’s weird how in countries where the majority of people live below the poverty line the birth rate is extremely high, but in a developed country like Japan it’s low. I wonder why…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HJ5SO7DLY3OR76LE4LD23D6TLQ fortziii

    try marrying a filipino japanese girls… they’ll fuck and impregnate you all year round