Underwater Japanese Pyramid Alien Conspiracy

Right off the coast of Japan’s most western island there lies, buried beneath the ocean, incontrovertible evidence that aliens once lived among us. You might not have heard of this incredible proof, but they don’t want you to know, trust me.

In 1987, a diver made a startling discovery off of the coast of Yonaguni: some rocks that are kind of square. They even looked like pyramids, in that they are three-dimensional. This groundbreaking discovery has raised important, far-reaching questions that affect all of humanity.

Diver at Yonaguni

Innocent pile of rocks, or ancient alien base?!

What would have caused these rocks to have such angular shapes? People (such as ancient astronaut theorists) argue that the formations at Yonaguni have too many right angles (an angle that never appears in nature) to have been naturally made. If these rocks at the Yonaguni monument weren’t formed by nature, then who made them?

These rock formations at the Yonaguni monument are too old to have been made by humans; early man just didn’t have the technology available. You know who did? Motherloving aliens.

It might sound a little outlandish to some people, but the alien theory has a lot of weight behind it. Experts like sports communication and information major Giorgio Tsoukalos have lent this theory their credibility. Need I say more?

The Evidence

If expert testimony doesn’t sway you, then maybe you should take a look at some of the cold, hard evidence that proves that the Yonaguni monument was made by aliens.

Website about the Yonaguni monument

Highly reputable site where I found information on the Yonaguni monument

First of all it’s located in the Devil’s Sea, an area south of Japan that’s hailed as the Bermuda Triangle of the East. I mean, as far as I can tell, only Western dudes call it that or write about it, but it’s still possibly an area of great danger and supernatural activity. Beware!

Secondly as I wrote about earlier, a fisherman’s tale from hundreds of years ago talks about an incident when a ship washed up on the Japanese shore with a woman in it holding a box. If that doesn’t convince you that advanced alien creatures have visited us from light years away, then I don’t know what else to say.

Dogu figure and Black Manta

Left: Ancient doguu; Right: Comic book villain Black Manta. Indisputable proof of Aquaman?!

Finally, take ancient Japanese clay figures, or doguu (土偶) from the late Jomon period of Japanese history (14,000-400 BC). Nobody really knows what they were for or who made them, but they look like they might be wearing diving suits or space suits or something. Do I have to spell it out for you?

Wake up! The evidence is all around you!

The Skeptics

Of course, there are people in “mainstream archeology” who are skeptical of the alien theory, but what do they have to stand on?

OK, some “geologists” think that these formations are probably “natural,” I’ll give you that. And yes, it’s true that the Japanese government hasn’t recognized the Yaniguni monument as a place of any natural or cultural significance, but who are they kidding?

Yonaguni face

Something at Yonaguni that apparently looks like a face to some people.

Ancient astronaut theorists have shown us that aliens might have probably made this series of oddly shaped rocks, including that one that looks like a human face if you squint underwater while drunk.

It’s got two holes in it! Like eyes! What more do you need?!

You know what? I’ve said too much already. They are out there and don’t want you to know the truth. I’ve laid out the facts for you, do with them what you will.

  • ジョサイア

    Why does this remind me of the post on alien fart scrolls?

  • ジョサイア

    Also, this could be a man-made sculpture that sunk because of the fact that japan is located right on top of two of the earths plates.
    …Like Atlantis or something…

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    Pssh, everybody knows that Atlantis is real and in the Mediterranean sea!

  • http://www.facebook.com/daryl.warklate Daryl Warklate

    Reminds me of X-COM Terror from the Deep.

  • Chansoriya

    I don’t know whether to laugh or not… I’m laughing anyway!

  • http://www.facebook.com/nityanandarama.dasa Nityananda-rama Dasa

    Ancient mermaids….

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/FAN56TTRJFCACCATAFRCIFBQUU Jake

    It’s funny because these non-pyramid shaped stones don’t look man-made at all, if you showed me a picture without an explanation I would not have thought there was anything significant about them.  Now when you look at something like Giant’s Causeway in Belfast and that seems like it would be much easier to build an ancient alien race story around.  But even then, science has explained it well too. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/zynphull Rafael Viana Ribeiro

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  • larisajane

    If Giorgio says it was aliens, then it must be.

  • ですこ

     Of course they don’t look man made. It’s because they aren’t man made at all. They’re ALIEN MADE! If it doesn’t look like it was made by humans, that’s proof it was made by aliens! Logics!

  • ですこ

     The Mediterranean sea is a cover up! It’s covering things up! Literally!

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  • ジョサイア

    I would like to hear Ancient aliens take on Atlantis…It would probably be really over exaggerated.

  • ジョサイア

    This makes me laugh every time is see it! xD
    The funnest thin about it is that the cast of Ancient aliens act just like that.

  • Vanessa M

     Ancient Transformer…

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    AND A CAT?!!??!?

  • Vanessa M

     Yeah, that was a fail on my part… lol I thought the image was for the icon. Though, when he was a baby he had a really big head and a small body and kind of looked like the little Arquillians in Men in Black who also had a cat so maybe o.O.

  • neuromantic

    it really does look like black manta….

  • IT WAS ALIENS

     I suppose, there was contact between Japan and China back in ye olden days.  China traded with the Mediterranean… if an earthquake were to sink some dumb temple thing on the cost of Japan the story could be passed on through China to the Mediterranean as a folk story getting more exciting as every person told it until “a whole city sunk”.  o.o

  • MetalNeko

    GEOLOGY HAS BEEN A LIE THIS ENTIRE TIME. WHAT DO?

  • http://mistersanity.blogspot.com Jonadab

    Actually, it wasn’t made by the aliens, but by the time-traveling humans from the distant future who went back in time to fight the aliens off.  They had to travel back in time to do it because way back then the aliens’ technology was inferior to their own future technology.  It was necessary in order to preserve the (distant future) human race, because the aliens (in the distant future) were planning to dismantle the sun in order to harness its energy.  Obviously that could not be permitted.  The small risk of perverting the timeline in a few minor ways with such things as ancient undersea bases and the accidental founding of a couple of spurious major world religions was viewed as preferable to allowing our complete annihilation in the future.  HTH.HAND.

  • Mescale

    That rock doesn’t look like a human face… It looks like a Mecha-Head.

    To mere humans the flow of time seem linear and unidirectional, but in the near future something happens to change all of this.

    As the Large Hadron Collider reaches its maximum power output a hole is torn in space and time. 

    Many scientists have wondered where the missing mass from the big bang is, hidden from us, the universe seems incomplete. They came up with a theory, dark matter, but their theory could never have anticipated the truth.

    As the dark matter leaks out from the rift in Geneva, and the world falls under its effects, there seems to be no hope.

    Yet off the coast of Japan, an ancient enigma is found, is it a natural formation, the remnants of an alien civilisation from the past, who originally defeated the darkness and sealed it away?

    The truth is much more profound…

    Our story starts with Ai Ichigo, a high school student, on her classe’s fields trip their ferry is struck by a sudden storm and she is washed over board, as she sinks to the floor she thinks it is all over, her life flashes before her eyes, then she see’s it, a face? no… something, as she looks into it’s eyes, it comes to life.

    And so the Mecha sent through time from the future earth to fight the battle against the encroaching dark matter, Ai Ichigo becomes the first of the Earth last best hope.

     戦隊

    スーパー

    バカ

  • Mescale

    GET OUT OF MY MIND!

  • Jheri Kost

    These are definitely man made. I watched a documentary on them where there were sections that were sharp 90 degree angles — definitely not something you find in natural geological formations. I don’t think aliens had anything to do with their creation ( though I’m not saying it isn’t a possibility ). It is more likely, in my opinion, that our current understanding of the history of man is misleading; we’re missing information. In order for this formation to have been built while on land, it would have been built during the last mini ice age — when the ice shelf was much larger and the sea level was lower. This places the civilization outside of the current conventional ‘history of man timeline’ — meaning that humans have been working with stone and huge architectural achievements much earlier on than we thought. 

    I realize my explanation is vague and quickly thrown together, but I hope it inspires you — like Hashi’s post, to look into theories and findings about this site!

  • ですこ

    I request the mid-season upgrade add more lens flares.

  • ジョサイア

    That is a good theory!

  • Dylan

    Laputa ran out of unobtainium is all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Jian/100003686835851 Dan Jian

    That is a good theory!
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  • Yippy

    Nice post. I loved the sarca-I mean-eloquent way in which you explained this little-known truth.

    Btw, was the “Yanikani” typo a masterful attempt at satire or is it just what is it-a typo?

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    That was my brain trying to go in two different directions at once, unfortunately.

  • Gentlementleman

    HERETIC! Burn it on the Pyre! XD

  • ですこ

     Oh no! Poking around in the ruins has awoken the ancient army of spambots!

  • ジョサイア

    That is really funny!
    Why didn’t i think of that xD

  • Mescale

    中手 レンシ フラレ でござる

  • Griffinjustin10

    You guys do know that Hashi was being funny right?

    Oh god wait what if im the only one who took this long to catch on!  D:

  • トム ジェンセン

    I love these brutally sarcastic articles

  • Mystx

    Definitely manmade? 90 degree angles that we can’t find in natural geological formations? See: Grand Canyon, Cliffs of Dover, any given river that cuts through sandstone or limestone, virtually all recently-exposed rock, etc. Nature has a prevailing curve to it because of erosion effects; when materials were dense enough to resist erosion, or have not had time to erode, they are often jagged and fragmented. If you look at the bottom of a cliff at recently fragmented pieces, there are many nearly right angles, and pieces can be quite substantial.

    Though yes, our timeframe is severely jarred. There is all but conclusive proof that humans were in South America over 20,000 years ago, so we really need to change what we think about when humans developed certain tools and where they went with them.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/GYGLHH7EYXYMEYBPAI3PIA53ZQ Xia

    You guys do know that Hashi was being funny right?
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  • scepticbeing

    To me, these look extremely man-made. I don’t see why you rubble about with “ancient people did not have that advanced technologies”. First off, are only certain on about 8000 years of our own history, where the sumerians had ways of exploring the universe, creating advanced gemoetric mathematics and knowing the locations on all the planets in our solar system and their size compared to each other as well as the locations of planets in other solar systems than our own. Secondly, i’d say it would be naive to claim the impossibility of us being advanced previously as we have lived as highly intelligent beings on this planet for about 200 000 years, of which, again, we only know 8000 years of our own history. The ancient civilizations we know of today have also been advanced enough to create monuments who are still standing today, thousands of years after their creation. Some structures are even quite a nut for modern technology. I do not ignore the possibility of help from higher intelligent life forms in our universe, but I would say that it is naive to claim that todays technology must be the most advanced human technology to this date. (technology who aren’t that energy-effective and at the same time destroy the environment on our planet of which we are 100% dependent on)

  • http://www.steelbandhire.com/wedding-reception-music/ Steel Bands

    Nice article, but clearly, you are pushing too hard to convince the reader that your view is correct. It would be more compelling to state the evidence in a neutral tone and see if we buy it.

  • http://www.steelbandhire.com/wedding-reception-music/ Steel Bands

    You shouldn’t rely on scientist explanations; they think too one-dimensional.

  • http://twitter.com/WafflePancakes2 Waffle Pancakes
  • http://www.facebook.com/soursdey.khmer Zika Dance

    Here video about this temple ALIEN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73TS6J3L7X4

  • EskimoJo

    My question is why would any sharp right angle under water still exist as a sharp right angle? Shouldn’t it have eroded away?
    *please note – I gave up geography aged 14, so have no idea about rocks and stuff!*

  • Guest

    I want this article to be funny, but it’s just not. It’s a really extreme example of a strawman argument. Portland shuns Hashi for this pitiful attempt at an article, shrouded by a blanket of un-funny sarcasm.

    And the bit about expert testimony, like, one white guy in Boston said it’s probably bullshit, so we can all make fun of it now? Really?

  • Pythagoreanism

    I want this article to be funny, but it’s just not. It’s a really extreme example of a strawman argument. As a native Portlander, Portland shuns Hashi for this pitiful attempt at an article, shrouded in a babyblanket of un-funny sarcastic strawman arguments.

    And the bit about expert testimony, like, one white guy in Boston said it’s probably bullshit, so we can all make fun of it now? Really? Let’s all go jerk off to pictures of diplomas on walls until we’re tired from the exertion of “truth.”

  • Pythagoreanism

    If you want to know more about this formation I recommend clicking here: http://altnonfic.com/123/