Sh*t Otaku Say

We’d like to take a break from our regular (extremely mature and handsome) posting schedule to bring you a video. This video not only rides the waves of the ancient “Sh*t ____ Say” meme (at least in meme years), but also contains humor that would be considered too immature for a six-year-old. That being said, we hope you enjoy it.

Oh, and here’s some pictures and back stories! So pretty!

Koichiffany knows she’s hawt. Look at that pretty mouth. She’s also an aspiring mangaka and the author of over nine thousand fanfics.

When Koichi isn’t lounging in his slanket reading some manga (it’s pronounced MAHNga, you uncultured swine!) he’s spending time with his cat, trying to teach her how to speak, just like in that one Ghibli movie he probably recommends you have to see (though, the manga version is way better).

Koichi has finally found true love, but he doesn’t know how to express it to the lucky girl. He stares for a while and wonders why she never stares back. A match made in heaven.

Koichi is working hard on his computer, trolling the people on various anime message boards who still use VLC to watch their anime. Seriously, VLC? C’mon.

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And, if those pics weren’t enough, here’s a moving one. If this doesn’t make the rounds on Tumblr, we will be very disappointed in you.

Any character or part of the video your particular favorite? Anything just hit home a little too hard? Let us know so that we can eventually make a sequel. We have like… a hundred more lines we want to use.

GIRUGAMESHHHHHHHHH!

  • kuyaChristian

    I’ll post the GIF on my blog and hopefully it’ll go well :D

  • Dolphinwing

    lol this is so true.. I’m always getting annoyed at people who pronounce words wrong if they’re “otaku” and I’ve been saying how Hunger Games is just battle royale and 1984 mixed together with more romance..

  • http://akira.hana.bi Akira Uchimura

    I think anyone who knows Girugamesh is hardcore! 

  • kuyaChristian

    Koichi! You should have made the GIF much bigger. Tumblr GIFs can go up to 10MB and you can make the quality better :]

  • http://twitter.com/ryojiotani ryoji otani

    dear gawd! what just happened? why am i seeing myself in this video? koichi is this video about me? (T_T)

  • Seth Ramsey

    I think in the sequel both Koichiffany and her best girlfriend Hashinderella should do the Hare Hare Yukai to help advertise for their schools Anime Club. Shirts can be worn, but removing them is mega bonus points (Over 9000 to be exact). Also Hashinderella should dye her hair blue because it makes her JAST LYK HER FAVORITE ANIME CHARACTER XD XD XD XD XD XD UGUU~~~ !!!

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

     haha, I’ll let Viet know! He is the mastermind behind said gif.

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    http://i.imgur.com/yDZVp.gif

    Here ya go. I doubled the resolution.

  • kuyaChristian

     Much better! Thanks, Viet!

  • kuyaChristian

    Awww! The GIF doesn’t work on Tumbro maybe because it’s a tad bit over 1MB [tumblr's gif size limit]. Sorry about that, Viet =[. I commented before testing it out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/MollyHouse Molly House

    “She’s not underage, it’s art” made me lol so hard. Also, VLC is awesome, you suck. Also, may be the brains but we all know Hashi is the hot one. ;P

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    You owe me a beer

    http://i.imgur.com/bDci6.gif < 1mb

  • ಠ_ರೃ

     I’d never be able to keep up the formalities of being an otaku desu. It’s otaku da for casual old me.

  • デス子

    (笑) Glad I’m not like, thisデス In fact, I’m so far removed from weetakuboodom, that it totally took me until the second time the video came up that I realized he was watching Macross Frontierデス

    Although, I have to say, the parts that apply to me are perfectly normal and have nothing to do with anything that could ever be considered uncoolデス Everデス

    デスfully yours,
    デス

    PデスSデス VLC 四 lifeデス People only avoid it because society has taught them to avoid traffic conesデス

  • Fesshjyrd

    You totally nailed the American accent In the vid . Gj

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    We got a voice coach this time around.

  • Mangafairy

    Want a Koichi pillow xD Could come with a panda hat too!

  • Kurochii

    I love Space Brothers xD
    JAYROCK.
    ANIMEI. AND MANNNGAAAAAAA.

  • Keenah Towers

    I wish there was a way to get a hold of a 16′ inflatable HD screen so every time they hold the Japanese Cultural Festival here I could play Tofugu Videos.

    Then again, they’d probably think it was kakoi. (apparently the extra sounds are just something bakkas say)

  • ZXNova

    The Otaku comments sound more weaboo then the actually weaboo comments.

  • TheMagicRobot

     I have no idea.

  • Lance

    So true so true

  • Jesse

    Hmmmm…. I still use VLC, but my mousepad has boobs.  So am I an Otaku or no?

  • http://twitter.com/shollum Shollum

    “The manga version is better!”
    Usually true if it was the first incarnation of the series.
    First you say? Well, in Japan, a successful (list I will give in just a little bit) series usually ends up as a manga, anime, game, light novel, sometimes a live action movie, and any other format they can think of to make more money off of that series. Like book to movie transformations in America, the original (A) tends to be a lot better than the translation (A’). The amazing thing is, in Japan, it doesn’t really matter which format it was in first, it will usually end up with at least the first four versions.
    And the original is usually the best (says the person who thought the Harry Potter movies strayed way too far from the books).

    “One more episode/chapter!”
    The bane of my existence as a productive member of society. That’s all I have to say about that one.

    The video was funny. I’ve seen way too many people who act like that, but they are low levels! Us higher level otaku are quite different from those riffraff.

  • Kiriain

     Why do Otaku da when you can go all the way and be a Taku da?

  • Rat

    ヲタクだろー?(`w`)

  • http://twitter.com/Gxcad Ken S.

    Sorry, I didn’t catch it the first time. How many fanfics has Koichiffany written? (You’re welcome)

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    OH OH! You’re way too kind!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI

  • Joseph Goforth

     it happens to me on this site when i get behind on posts.  ‘Oh just one more article and video of koichi dressing like a sexy lady’ then ‘blam!’ it’s 5am. :’(

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    agrreeed

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    thank you!

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    sequel… Sh*t Otaku Say: Revengence

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    oh him!!? He’s cool.

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    ^this

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    always, yeah? drugggs

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    200 down to 150???  D:

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    Dispose? I… uh… why yes… dispose… yes…

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    dun dun dunnnnnn

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    A real man uses realplayer

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    agreed, but he doesn’t cross dress as much as I do, so I think I win on that account by default.

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    I’ll get right on creating one then

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    This can only be judged by King Otaku himself.

  • http://twitter.com/Jomann Jomann

    a certain imageboard in a nutshell.

  • linniea

    DDD: yes!

  • wazzupyall

    Sh*t I’m Guilty of saying:1:X2:✓3:Baka what?4:Wtf is filler?5:X6:X7:X 8:X 9:X 10:Who the f*ck is Harumi?… she’s hot…11:X 12:X 13:Couldn’t hear 14:VLC? Boy am I missing out! 15:✓ 16:✓ 17:X 18:X 19:The color of the subs does matter 20:✓ Except I actually know how to pronounce them correctly thank to Koichi XD 21:X 22:I wish 23: There are communities for fansubs? 24:X 25:Calling youreself humble is not humble dumbass 26:X 27:X 28:I don’t know any weaboos 29:X 30:X 31:X 32:✓ 33:WTF?34:It seems that way doesn’t it lol 35:X 36:X 37:Never crossed my mind 38:I don’t see much of a difference?In conclusion not the worst otaku.I’ve actually only finished one anime and manga, Dragon ball (notice there’s no Z).

  • デス子

     Ah, sweet, an answer sheet!

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    Sh*t Otaku Say: Forever

    Sh*t Otaku Say: Revengence

    Sh*t Otaku Say: The Otaku of the Pheonix

    so many of them… or I just like making up names.

  • Patches41891

    Harumi, eh? Pretty sure Danny would have something to say about that one. I do prefer subs compared to dubs mainly because it helps with learning vocab in a fun way. Please make more of these.

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    @koichi you failed in trying to act hip… real player. ha!

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

     SHH. She had to change her name when she joined witness protection. SHE WAS NOT SAFE.