Sh*t Otaku Say

We’d like to take a break from our regular (extremely mature and handsome) posting schedule to bring you a video. This video not only rides the waves of the ancient “Sh*t ____ Say” meme (at least in meme years), but also contains humor that would be considered too immature for a six-year-old. That being said, we hope you enjoy it.

Oh, and here’s some pictures and back stories! So pretty!

Koichiffany knows she’s hawt. Look at that pretty mouth. She’s also an aspiring mangaka and the author of over nine thousand fanfics.

When Koichi isn’t lounging in his slanket reading some manga (it’s pronounced MAHNga, you uncultured swine!) he’s spending time with his cat, trying to teach her how to speak, just like in that one Ghibli movie he probably recommends you have to see (though, the manga version is way better).

Koichi has finally found true love, but he doesn’t know how to express it to the lucky girl. He stares for a while and wonders why she never stares back. A match made in heaven.

Koichi is working hard on his computer, trolling the people on various anime message boards who still use VLC to watch their anime. Seriously, VLC? C’mon.

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And, if those pics weren’t enough, here’s a moving one. If this doesn’t make the rounds on Tumblr, we will be very disappointed in you.

Any character or part of the video your particular favorite? Anything just hit home a little too hard? Let us know so that we can eventually make a sequel. We have like… a hundred more lines we want to use.

GIRUGAMESHHHHHHHHH!

  • linniea

    I think my IQ just dropped by 50 points XD

  • Paladin341

    The manga version of this was WAY better. Baka gaijin

  • http://mkaito.github.com Michishige Kaito

    You mean… that’s not normal behavior? I have been living my life so wrong…

  • http://twitter.com/TorontoViewer ღ.Margaret.ღ

    What a bakka-head.

  • Xsuna

    IQ dropped much further than just 50 points. By the way, is this some kind of, “hey Culture Japan, only otaku go to you”. If so, you may have a very, very good chance of being right.

    PS. How the hell did you dispose of those printed images to avoid them accidentally being found. I recommend burning.

  • http://mkaito.github.com Michishige Kaito

     For the love of God! You can’t burn Mirai-chan! THAT WOULD BE MURDER!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=19509501 Matthew Olson

    Any way I can get Koichiffany’s number? ;)

    The whole thing about the otaku diet was absent… I expected Pocky and Ramune everywhere!! AND! Here’s a good one. Otaku love Chinese food.
    “Where are we gonna eat tonight? Chinese food yeah!!”
    No joke. They want to be more Asian so the nearest Chinese restaurant was close enough to Japanese to make them feel more like they were getting the authentic experience!

  • http://twitter.com/JACKTHEDANIELS ジャック (Jack)

    …But I hate fillers….

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    While I was gone yesterday, they hung it above my computer.

    And even though her eyes are closed, SOMETHING is staring intently at me…

  • http://twitter.com/icapants ica flanagan

    Uh…. what’s wrong with VLC? :(

  • cdncarlie

    bahahahahaha…one of my favourite lines: ‘In my former life I was totally Japanese or something. That’s why I’m always bowing on the phone”.  Oh Koichiffiny, you silly little girl!

    This vid is pure awesomeness!! xD

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    Pf, more like what ISN’T wrong with VLC, amirite?

  • http://mkaito.github.com Michishige Kaito

     Resistance is futile. Her charms will eventually get you.

  • http://mkaito.github.com Michishige Kaito

     Subtitle rendering, mostly.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cody-Dalton/27704471 Cody Dalton

     Hey now, I love me some Chinese food.  Especially ramen! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cody-Dalton/27704471 Cody Dalton

    I would want to kill anyone who did this stuff in real life.  I knew a few of them in college though.  >.<  Luckily now in Japan, not so much.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001535919021 Heather Stewart

    The part with Kublai is the best…

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    food’ll be in sequel, for sho~

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    I don’t get it either – I use VLC too :( Apparently it’s not good enough, though.

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    I can’t believe that you admitted that in public. R O F L

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bob-Roberts/100000499401710 Bob Roberts

    MADE. OF. WIN.

    Best video you guys have made in quite awhile. Good on ya!!

  • Mescale

    This video is such crap, real Otaku don’t talk, they just breathe heavily and chortle creepily desu.

  • GeForceFX

    Funny as hell :D

  • Takashi 512

    Where’s all the “desU”?

  • Arie-ly

    GIRUGAMESHHHHHHHHH!?LOL. I haven’t seen or heard of that since I stopped dating what-his-name.

  • Arie-ly

    My college has plenty…… >.<

  • Mescale

    Whenever I use VLC I get these weird scan-line like lines which drive me crazy, maybe my eyes are just sensitive.

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    Oh man, I remember what’s-his-name! From school and/or work, right?

  • Larisa

    Pfft seriously, CCCP 4 Lyfe.

  • Michael

    Surely the “one more episode” thing is a universal phenomenon :P  ”Fine, just ONE more YouTube video/article/game of solitaire/round of Team Fortress, THEN I’ll go [somethingactuallyproductive]!”

    Nothing was mentioned about desu, ramen or Pocky – we demand another video!  And more wigs this time! :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexandra-Franco/896075564 Alexandra Franco

    I could like one of ‘em pillows XD  

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    Burning? A real person of secrecy would eat it with some kewpie.

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    Haha, this person gets it.

  • http://twitter.com/TianaYeesha Yeesha

    I’d totally buy the Koichiffany pillow… :D

  • Josh Yagley

    I’m so glad that Tofugu took the time to give a mature perspective of the cultural impact of Japanese Animation on American youth.
    Also you don’t use MPC-HC with madVR to watch your anime in glorious 10-bit? Baka!

  • Smaugikun

    I use Korean media player (KMPlayer). It’s great. But I do use VLC for more technical stuff (streaming and esetra…)

    The funny thing about this video is that any manga/anime/japanese fan can find himself within these stereotypes :P. Even a tiny bit :P

  • Mescale

    No way K-lite is the only codec pack!

    Get off my lawn!

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    K-lite?

    Hows that old man walking cane treating you? Treats me just fine :(

  • Kiriain

    Um… I must go stab my eyes out. Just watching this makes me want to go outside and get some sun.

    I’m was never into anime, but my friends forced to me watch it. And then I’d have random spurts where I’d watch lots of it. Never lasted for more than a few days. But I do prefer watching subbed ones because I just can’t put up with English VA’s. In my opinion, they make guys sound like girls, and girls (unless they’re middle aged women) sound like 6 year olds.

    Also, it’s not MAHNga, or MAINga, it’s MAINgo.

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet
  • http://x-stei.tumblr.com/ x_stei

    “Now I am on the last episode I guess I’ll have to finish it.” – this happens all the time.

    The last 30 seconds are the best..!

  • Kiriain

     FTW

  • http://x-stei.tumblr.com/ x_stei

    There’s a sequel? Awesome~!

  • http://twitter.com/JasmineDadi † J.D †

    lololololol xD

  • http://twitter.com/enerugii Dot

    PRS STOP MAKING FUN OF MY DAI SUKI ANIMU OKAY! DESU!

  • http://twitter.com/vttlj ドミニク・ノイマイヤー

    Nice one.
    The thing about watching it only subbed not dubbed and mostly(but not always) prefering the manga version over the anime hit home, the rest not really.

  • Xsuna

    But remember, baka people of this world, i’d never become an otaku desu.

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    FINALLY, somebody who understands.

  • Larisa

    K lite is for moobs.

  • http://twitter.com/Tany Fred

    Oh My Kami! ^^