Comments on: Pizza Moon Base, A Ghost Ship, A Geriatric Slasher, And More [Sunday News]

By: Peptron

Peptron — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 14:55:00 +0000

My guess is that they will show a montage of all the previous people that kissed. Then there will be a caption: “This is why your mother taught you to not put your lips on public surfaces.”

By: Mescale

Mescale — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 07:21:00 +0000

Reuters is like an international news service that sells its news to other people, so I expect its Reuters as the source, and its not a matter of stealing so much as they paid Reuters for the story.

By: TheMagicRobot

TheMagicRobot — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 06:54:00 +0000

Waking up in the morning and finding a fancy box with a bow on top full of delicious warm pizza, now that’s the true meaning of christmas. :)

By: Kiriain

Kiriain — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 06:39:00 +0000

“Tokyo chefs swell with anger over new blowfish laws”
“Hm… Where have I seen that before?” *checks the Yuuyake Shimbun that I just got today*
“Tokyo Chefs Swell with Anger over New Blowfish Laws”
*Suspicious face; checks Reuters’ article* “They are exactly the same! So who stole from who?”
Nonetheless, I have to say that after this, tetrodotoxin poisoning will rise substantially. As if the population decline isn’t bad enough.

Also, the 97 year old man had to walk about 100 meters to using his walker before he tried to kill his female relative with a 50cm sword.
Okay, back the truck up; 100 meters? Using a walker? Why?!? Is he that dedicated? If someone made me that mad, and I was 97, I would’ve just stayed home and complained about it. And all he managed was to cut her hand. What. The. Fugu.

By: Hashi

Hashi — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 06:24:00 +0000

We should really just hire you as a copywriter.

By: ಠ_ರೃ

ಠ_ರೃ — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 03:59:00 +0000

Domino’s Moon Pizza! If it’s not there in 30 minutes… well, what were you expecting, really?