Pizza Moon Base, A Ghost Ship, A Geriatric Slasher, And More [Sunday News]

[threecol_two]Interactive ‘posters’ from Japan will react to being kissed: In yet another attempt to capture the extremely lucrative “‘forever alone’ Japanese bachelor” market, a research group is working on electronic posters that feature women who react when “kissed.” Aside from the obvious, sad, social implications of this, posters like these seem like they would be a bit of a public health risk. And besides kissing, I worry about what um, other things people might do to these posters. [via The Verge][/threecol_two] [threecol_one_last]
US Coast Guard Blasts Japanese Ghost Ship to Sink It: After floating unmanned and aimless towards Alaska for over a year, an abandoned Japanese fishing ship was sunk by the US Coast Guard earlier this week. I don’t know about you guys, but it seemed like a pretty one-sided battle to me. [via ABC News]


Tokyo chefs swell with anger over new blowfish laws: For years, only licensed chefs have been able to prepare and serve blowfish (or fugu) in Japanese restaurants. But a new law opening the door for chefs to serve fugu without a license has licensed chefs furious. Say fellas, let’s just split the difference and stop serving fugu altogether, okay? Guys? [via Reuters][/threecol_one_last]
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[threecol_one]97-year-old man held over sword attack: While this story of an old man attacking somebody with a sword is obviously tragic, it’s also a bit impressive. I hope I’m not as crazily vengeful as this guy when I’m old, but I definitely hope that I’ll have the kind of energy he does. [via News On Japan]


Tongue-controlled Kinect interface under development in Japan: As if kissing posters weren’t enough, another research group in Japan is developing the technology to use your tongue with the Xbox Kinect. Why you would want to control a video game with your tongue, I don’t know. Well, that’s not entirely true; I have a pretty good idea, but I really don’t want to think about it. [via The Verge]
[/threecol_one] [threecol_two_last]In Japan, Pizza Is Recast as a Meal for Special Occasions: Foreign foods sometimes get weird roles in Japan. KFC is associated with Christmas, and now Domino’s is trying to get in on some of the action, aiming to lure customers into buying pizza on Christmas, Valentine’s Day, and Mother’s Day. But then again, Domino’s Japan has always been an ambitious company – its pizza is much more gourmet than its US equivalent, featuring toppings like foie gras and snow crab; and Domino’s Japan has even designed a Domino’s location for the moon. Suck it, DiGiorno. [via Reddit][/threecol_two_last]
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Every Sunday we gather the week’s weird Japanese news and present it to you in our Sunday News column. It might not be the hardest hitting news out there, but we hope that it still informs and entertains you. Enjoy!

  • Mescale

    So what’s the reaction that the posters do when they’re kissed? If they spray you in the face with pepper spray and then call the police, it seems kind of redundant.

  • CelestialSushi

    Frankly, after watching the episode of “A Cook’s Tour” where Anthony Bourdain goes to eat fugu, hearing the news about the non-licensed chefs preparing it worries me.  Heck, fugu is so dangerous that they lock the guts up in trash cans to take to the Tsukiji Fish Market to be properly disposed of (not sure if that was direct wording from the episode or not :/)! Maybe they’ll take the same precautions, but it still worries me.

  • ಠ_ರೃ

     I imagine it’d then show an advertisement for mouth wash.

  • ಠ_ರೃ

    Domino’s Moon Pizza! If it’s not there in 30 minutes… well, what were you expecting, really?

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    We should really just hire you as a copywriter.

  • Kiriain

    “Tokyo chefs swell with anger over new blowfish laws”
    “Hm… Where have I seen that before?” *checks the Yuuyake Shimbun that I just got today*
    “Tokyo Chefs Swell with Anger over New Blowfish Laws”
    *Suspicious face; checks Reuters’ article* “They are exactly the same! So who stole from who?”
    Nonetheless, I have to say that after this, tetrodotoxin poisoning will rise substantially. As if the population decline isn’t bad enough.

    Also, the 97 year old man had to walk about 100 meters to using his walker before he tried to kill his female relative with a 50cm sword.
    Okay, back the truck up; 100 meters? Using a walker? Why?!? Is he that dedicated? If someone made me that mad, and I was 97, I would’ve just stayed home and complained about it. And all he managed was to cut her hand. What. The. Fugu.

  • TheMagicRobot

    Waking up in the morning and finding a fancy box with a bow on top full of delicious warm pizza, now that’s the true meaning of christmas. :)

  • Mescale

    Reuters is like an international news service that sells its news to other people, so I expect its Reuters as the source, and its not a matter of stealing so much as they paid Reuters for the story.

  • Peptron

    My guess is that they will show a montage of all the previous people that kissed. Then there will be a caption: “This is why your mother taught you to not put your lips on public surfaces.”