New Japanese Vending Machines Offer Free WiFi; Fulfills Otakus’ Greatest Fantasy

Japanese vending machines are a magical thing. Not only are there more vending machine per person in Japan than anywhere else in the world (1 vending machine for every 23 Japanese people), but they’re also incredibly inexpensive and convenient.

For a mere 150円, you can have any Japanese soda, milk tea, iced coffee, or other novelty beverage your heart desires.

Whisky and M&Ms? I'll take two!

But that’s not all; the Japanese have vending machines for practically everything. Want a fresh banana straight from a vending machine? You got it!

In short: they bring clunky American vending machines to shame.

Why America, why?

Japan has upped the ante once again and begun to stock its vending machines with the greatest product of them all: the internet.

The Problem With WiFi In Japan

As Koichi wrote about a few years ago, finding wireless internet in Japan can be a huge pain. While Japan has some of the speediest internet in the world, it can be tough to find a public place to get your internet fix.

Fortunately, beer titan and vending machine operator Asahi has decided to combine Japan’s fast internet and awesome vending machines into a vending machine that dispenses honest-to-God free wireless internet.

The wireless signal reaches out about 50 meters (or about 150 feet) and auto-kicks people after half an hour, so no four-hour-long WoW raids on vending machine wifi while slurping down can after can of Boss Coffee.

Once you connect to the WiFi, you’ll be welcomed by a screen that shows you everything that’s available in the vending machine, along with information about local businesses and tourism. Definitely a lot more friendly than stealing your neighbor’s WiFi.

Line ‘Em Up!

Asahi hopes that customers will be drawn in by both the free internet and tasty beverages like moths to a flame.

And it helps that the Japanese are notorious for loving to wait in line. The longer and more useless the line, the better. A brand new doughnut shop? Better wait 4 hours in line for a taste.

Perhaps the hope is that as people start hovering around Asahi vending machines to siphon some of that sweet, sweet WiFi, more people will be attracted to the machine. If there are people loitering around a vending machine, then surely there must be a good reason, right?

Will Asahi’s new vending machines create popular hangouts around soft drink dispensers? Well, probably not, but it’s still a pretty cool idea, and will be definitely welcome in WiFi-starved Japan.

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  • ZXNova

    Forget hanging around the watercooler, now all the business men are gonna be hanging  around the vending machine!

  • http://thejrt.com/ JRT

    The real question is how have these marvelous pieces of brilliance not taken over the world. Who needs a brick and mortar store when you have an über sexy vending machine.

    Wake up world!

  • kuwagata

    Thats Awesome! how long do you have to wait before you can get back on after you get kicked off?

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    From what I’ve read, you can pretty much reconnect instantly. So in theory, you can just keep reconnecting over and over, but that seems a bit…tedious.

  • http://twitter.com/Meroigo Johannes Sundlöv

    Pleeeaaase let them start popping up in Osaka in a not too far away future. ;_;

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    So much cooler and high tech than a stupid ol’ water cooler :p

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    It’s really only a matter of time before advanced vending machines achieve world dominance.

  • Anonymous

    This reminds me of this huge vending machine at a Kroger gas station near OSU campus that literally is like a mini convenience store…it sells milk, bread, cheese,  etc.  Needless to say, my mind was blown lol.  I promise I’m not making this up!!! Has anyone else ever seen one of these??

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    Milk and cheese? That sounds intense. I’m always a little cautious when a vending machine sells perishable goods tho

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    I would think that Osaka has a pretty good shot of getting one!

  • ヽ(´ー`)ノ

    I’m not seeing any reason to not be able to get Tofugu via vending machine. We don’t have boxes that dispense Hashi. Where did we go wrong?

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    The technology for Hashi vending machines just isn’t there yet!

  • Anonymous

    YES! No wifi is hands down the most frustrating thing I’ve encountered– even in cafés, if you’re lucky enough to find a network it’s likely behind a paywall which may or may not take an American credit card…

    Also a plus for those with smartphones who don’t want to stack up insane roaming charges while Google-mapping the bus route to the Miyajima ferry or whatever.

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    Yeah, it’s crazy that a country with such fast internet doesn’t have more easily-available public WiFi.

  • Kiriain

    What if there was a vending machine for a Tofugu cake?
    http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/tofugu-cake2.jpg

  • Anonymous

    Even the hotels… even… the… hotels… it’s a good thing MacBooks still come with an Ethernet port!

    It’ll be interesting to see if this implementation encourages other places (cafes and whatnot) to start offering free wifi as well. Once people get used to it, it will become more of a priority.

  • John

    Haha, I haven’t been to that one yet but I’ll have to look out for it next time I’m shoppin’ on campus.

  • Grainne Gillespie

    I haven’t been to Japan yet so I have yet to see Japan’s vending machines, though I have seen an absolutely massive one in Paris’ Gard du Nord train station, sold milk as well as washing up powder