The Ridiculously Racist Robots Of Mobile Fighter G-Gundam

Japan isn’t always, to put it nicely, the most politically correct culture. When it comes to other cultures, Japan can often be a little… blunt? One of the funniest (and best) examples of this is the anime “G Gundam.” The show features Mobile Gundam Suits that are supposed to represent different countries, but can sometimes come across as pretty racist (lots of lols to be had, though). Do you think these these are racist? Read on and decide for yourself!

Mobile Fighter G-Gundam

Gundam, as any otaku will tell you, is a legendary long-running anime franchise that’s been going basically non-stop in Japan for about 40 years now. Every few years, there’s a whole new series with different characters, plot, and setting.

One of the wackiest iterations of Gundam has been G Gundam. The premise of the series is that the countries of the world fight in a Gundam tournament every four years to determine who will govern the whole world. It’s like having elections, but with giant fighting robots and explosions.

In that tournament, each nation has its own Gundam that’s supposed to represent the country. Sounds good on paper, right? Who wouldn’t want the pride of her nation in giant robot form? But in the show, these Gundams often translate into lazy, ridiculous stereotypes for each country.

Tequila Gundam

Take, for instance, Mexico’s Gundam. It has a sombrero, mustache, and in the show is known as “Tequila Gundam.” I guess it’s one step up from “Mariachi Gundam,” but you gotta wonder if whoever created Tequila Gundam knew anything about Mexico other than what he learned in a Speedy Gonzales cartoon.

Nethers Gundam

And it’s not just Mexico that gets a stupid looking robot. Holland’s Gundam is literally just a giant windmill. You’d think that they would have something more intimidating than something that’s usually associated with picturesque countryside scenes or milling grain.

“Tremble before me!

Rose Gundam

France doesn’t escape from any of G Gundam’s hilariously bad designs, either. France’s “Rose Gundam” features a Napoleon-style hat, a cape, and a sword. It’s pretty bad, but it definitely could have been worse. At least France’s Gundam wasn’t a giant, cowardly croissant, or a mecha-Eiffel Tower. Wait, I take that back. I wish it was a mecha-Eiffel Tower. How sweet would that be?

Qu’est-ce que c’est ?

But wait, it gets better. Rose Gundam also has its own butler robot. Yes, a butler robot… because all French people have butlers, right?

Pharaoh Gundam

Egypt is like a band that had a one-hit wonder and will forever be known for that one song. No matter what else happens in Egypt’s history from now on, people will always think of pyramids, mummies, and the Sphinx when you mention Egypt. In G Gundam, Egypt’s fighting robot is – wait for it – Pharaoh Gundam, who eventually turns into a mummy who curses whoever comes near it. Surprised? Yeah, me neither.

John Bull Gundam

John Bull is a national symbol of Great Britain, kind of like Uncle Sam is to the USA. In G Gundam, the UK’s Gundam is named after that symbol, which by itself isn’t too bad. It does however also feature one of those tall black hats that you’ll see on guards around London. Offensive? Not particularly. Silly looking? Absolutely.

Not pictured: tea and biscuits.

Zebra Gundam

I don’t think I have enough space or time to tell you how this Gundam from Kenya is ridiculously offensive, but I bet you can figure it out on your own why this might be a bit problematic. Plus, do zebras actually do anything? At least a windmill can blow the enemy away…

And those are just the robots that are shown in the series. Who knows what the show’s creators might have had in mind for other countries. I shudder to think of the other ridiculous stereotypes that might be shown. I wouldn’t be surprised if a Ukranian Gundam was a radioactive meltdown, Chernobyl-style; or if Brazil’s Gundam was a giant, robotic Pelé.

International soccer superstar or destructive robot?

Based on all of these stereotypes, you’d think that Japan’s giant fighting robot would have a giant rising sun, wear a rising sun hachimaki bandana, or be called something stupid like “Sushi Gundam.” Surprisingly (or maybe not), Japan’s Gundam is simply called “Shining Gundam” and is pretty much the most generic looking thing in the world.

Don’t get me wrong, I love G Gundam. It’s one of my favorite series, and probably has some of the best camp value in the Gundam franchise. I think on some level, the creators of the show even recognize how ridiculous the whole premise is and just have a lot of fun with it.

But “Tequila Gundam?” Really?

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  • blather

    America: greedy fat lazy Gundam shaped like and with the maneuverability of a blimp.

    But paint it with a flag and everything will be all right.

  • blather

    America: greedy fat lazy Gundam shaped like and with the maneuverability of a blimp.

    But paint it with a flag and everything will be all right.

  • blather

    America: greedy fat lazy Gundam shaped like and with the maneuverability of a blimp.

    But paint it with a flag and everything will be all right.

  • intheinaka

    How would the Dutch Gundam differ from the Nethers Gundam exactly?

  • intheinaka

    How would the Dutch Gundam differ from the Nethers Gundam exactly?

  • intheinaka

    How would the Dutch Gundam differ from the Nethers Gundam exactly?

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    Whoops, that’s me being terrible with geography. Sorry about that!

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    Whoops, that’s me being terrible with geography. Sorry about that!

  • http://twitter.com/tweetyburdz Future Dr. Arguelles

    A Gundam that wears a Barong Tagalog or just a tribal loincloth (bahag), and then wields a Bolo Knife as a weapon. The Gundam would be like, half red and half blue, and then its chest would have the shape of the sun (just like the Philippine flag).

    I’d call it the Adobo Gundam.

  • cjay

    I almost took offense to your comment, and then realized that you are perfectly correct lol.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1576105710 Christine Cooney

    Considering the time period, I would guess America’s Gundam would be based on Walker, Texas Ranger.

  • Matias386

    I guess the Gundam from Argentina would be a giant mate, or a mecha maradona, nothing else remarkable around here

  • Artsygale

    For the US’s just take whatever Canada’s looks like, paint it red, white, and blue and replace the hockey stick with absurdly huge guns. But make sure you leave the “Made in China” sticker on the bottom. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000185670208 Nick Haupt

    America would be covered in American flag patterns, wearing an Uncle Sam top hat, and have a robo-beer gut.

  • HaHaHaHaHa!

    The Gundam from Kenya isn’t all that offensive, it’s just stereotypical. The concept that Africans would actually be capable of refraining from killing and raping each-other long enough to get fed and educated as needed to come up with the technology required to build a giant robot, however, is so absurd that it IS actually offensive.

  • HaHaHaHaHa!

    The Gundam from Kenya isn’t all that offensive, it’s just stereotypical. The concept that Africans would actually be capable of refraining from killing and raping each-other long enough to get fed and educated as needed to come up with the technology required to build a giant robot, however, is so absurd that it IS actually offensive.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joseph-Jarrold/534536972 Joseph Jarrold

    Where did you get those names? lol thier called different things in the show, like wtf tequila gundam, its spike gundam. you just made those names up right.
    and if you want plain ridiculous what about neo denmarks mermaid gundam, seriously made me laugh watching that fight

    http://www.gundamofficial.com/worlds/fc/mechanics/mf_mermaid.html

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IZTqie2A4E

  • Kenneth Hendricks

    The title of this article should probably be “The Ridiculously Stereotypical Robots of Mobile Fighter G-Gundam. 

    racism |ˈrāˌsizəm|

    noun

    the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.

    stereotype |ˈsterēəˌtīp; ˈsti(ə)r-|
    noun
    1 a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing : the stereotype of the woman as the carer | sexual and racial stereotypes.
    • a person or thing that conforms to such an image : don’t treat anyone as a stereotype.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_257YPOHOQ257B4TTZZ7EIZHT4I Savannah Ewing

    I paid $22.85 for an iPhone 4-32GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $674 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, CentHub.com

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_257YPOHOQ257B4TTZZ7EIZHT4I Savannah Ewing

    I paid $22.85 for an iPhone 4-32GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $674 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, CentHub.com

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_257YPOHOQ257B4TTZZ7EIZHT4I Savannah Ewing

    I paid $22.85 for an iPhone 4-32GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $674 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, CentHub.com

  • Anonymous

    Since we’re going by stereotypes, the Spanish Gundam would probably just sleep his siesta until the other guy surrenders out of boredom. Then, he’d probably complain about how shitty the fight was.

  • Anonymous

    I guess Disqus needs a better spam filter xD

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    They’re from the Japanese version of the show, not the dubbed American version.

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    Where’s the alliteration in that? :p

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    In the show, the Spanish Gundam is just a giant bull’s head. Go figure.

  • http://www.tofugu.com/ Hashi

    Where’s the alliteration in that? :p

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joseph-Jarrold/534536972 Joseph Jarrold

    crazy didnt know that, its hard to find the show in its subbed form on dvd, or at least it is in the UK. gotta say though im surprised you didnt add in neo americas gundam.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joseph-Jarrold/534536972 Joseph Jarrold

    crazy didnt know that, its hard to find the show in its subbed form on dvd, or at least it is in the UK. gotta say though im surprised you didnt add in neo americas gundam.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000511548857 Hobbid Hobbin

    ok, I have lived in the uk all my life and have never heard of john bull until now, on a Japanese culture blog. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000511548857 Hobbid Hobbin

    ok, I have lived in the uk all my life and have never heard of john bull until now, on a Japanese culture blog. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/nadine.lapworth Nadine Lapworth

    Is it bad that I live in England and have never heard of John Bull/know who he is? To google…

  • Ollie

    50 years ago, maybe. 

  • Ollie

    No not at all… Hashi is just a few centuries too late…

  • http://twitter.com/craneial Thomas Crane

    I used to own the 1/144th scale model of the American Gundam. It was of course a football player that surfed.  Master Asia: Undefeated of the East is still one of my all time favorite characters.

  • Kincaid42

    lol the japanese gundam has the colors red white and blue

  • Kincaid42

    lol the japanese gundam has the colors red white and blue

  • http://twitter.com/Rohxez Zehro Enna

    Actually, as a Mexican, I’m completely un-offended by Tequila Gundam xD I kinda like the cactus like spikes protruding from his body, haha!  At least its not some giant mecha-pancho villa or something! >__<

  • Sholum

    Definitely! It would look like Chuck Norris, which means it would mop the floor with the other Gundams.

  • Alona Shilina

    And German Gundam would probably  look suspiciously similar to Hitler and would be called “Lederhosen Gundam”… 

  • Alona Shilina

    And German Gundam would probably  look suspiciously similar to Hitler and would be called “Lederhosen Gundam”… 

  • a.

    I’m sure Australia would have a giant southern cross design and run around with the flag as a cape and no shirt.

  • Rking

    Accuracy>Alliteration

  • Silent89

    How about a german gundam? I
    mean, even Kamen Rider had to fight (a Starfish)Hilter at some point ;-)

  • キツネじゃない

    My favourite episode was when the Nethers Gundam was destroyed by the Don Quixote Gundam. Almost as good as when they misspelled the name of their robots right on their own promotional material. Also, the Canadian Gundam is surprisingly awesome looking. It’s like Sunrise didn’t even know how that stereotype worked.

    http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/g/gf13-037nca.htm

    I mean, seriously, look at that thing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sebastian-Keppelmayr/1011729969 Sebastian Keppelmayr

    Gundam Spiegel, the Neo-Germany Gundam is currently a thing in an old prussian uniform look-alike design with a Landser helmet. There we are, Germany is still the old militaristic nation (at least they didn’t design it after Hitler).
    The Neo-German Gundam should be in black, red and gold and look like our chancellor Angela Merkel lol

  • http://www.blueterritory.com Arisa

    I’m actually surprised the Netherlands (because Holland is just like a small part of our country, if you want to go literal) actually HAS a Gundam XD
    Mostly it just gets skipped. Though we don’t have much going for us other than windmills and clogs… The rest we just got from the rest of the world XD

  • Anonymous

    I guess that was the alternative *lol*

  • Anonymous

    I thought the same :D but he could also be shaped like a beer glass xD beer glass hitler in lederhosen… gundam

  • miguelin

    I guess the argentinian Gundam could be a giant gaucho that throws on the grill his opponents and slow cook it to death while he dance tango, play football or stole his opponent’s shoes, what lots of people do over here… ;)

    Or maybe just paid a bribe to avoid fighting, that would be quite argentinian too ;) (that’s viveza criolla )    

    We can call it Chimichurri Gundam.