Be Healthy And Smoke Your Vitamin C

Everyone knows that smoking is pretty unhealthy – even in Japan people are smoking less and less. But for me, when it comes to my debilitating addiction to cool gadgets, I’d be happy to carry highly radioactive cell phones, stare at staring women, or put one of these in my mouth. That is, as long as it’s only a Vitamin C cartridge inside.

I found this product via Flutterstream’s Twitter feed (Yes, you can buy this). The one being sold is the “Vitamin C” one, though it exists in “Coenzyme Q10″ and “Tarless Nicotine” (for you cigarette addicts out there) flavors as well. Mmm, I can finally throw out the Airborne.

Here’s how it essentially works:

  • There’s an LED light so that you can look just as cool as other smokers around you (who’s second hand smoke is much worse for you than if you were smoking an actual cigarette).
  • You breath in moisture from the air which gets turned into a smoke-like mist which you can breath out (presumably so you can continue to look as cool as all the other smokers you’re sitting outside with).
  • Inside is a replaceable cartridge (the three types that were listed above).
  • It doesn’t smell like anything, which means you can smoke indoors and have fun explaining to every other person you run into that “no, it’s not an actual cigarette, it’s just mist… no, see, it’s not a… no… right, but I’m telling you… right… it’s mechanical… and it… ugh, fine, I’ll put it out. See? Switch. Not fire. I just turn off a switch.”)

You do have to charge your fancy cigarette, which apparently takes 3-4 hours to do. C’mon, if they wanted to make it like a real cigarette (which it seems like they’re really trying to do with the LED light and the mist and stuff), then they should make it charge faster, so you can take a break every hour and take advantage of the extra breaks you should get (and deserve). Right?

And, while you’re at it, hanging out with the rest of the smokers, why not take a look at this company’s other product, “NoseMint”?

It’s just one home run after another for this company, isn’t it? So are you like me? Does smoking sound awesome if you get to use a fancy gadget to do it?

P.S. If you think your nose could smell better, you should follow me on Twitter.

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    Buttttttt… Does it contain 210 lemons worth of Vitamin C?

  • http://www.myspace.com/redbrainmatter YoyoKirby

    My friend has the E-Cig and he has to charge it too. The way it works is that you get a cigarette flip top box, that holds 3 sticks, and you charge the box. While you're out, the box charges the sticks. That allows for some convenience.

  • http://facebook.com/ephemeross トラ

    I'm quite tempted to buy this.
    I want to quit smoking, but it's difficult when people around me are smoking on thier breaks and when I'm out socially.

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    The Nicotine version is probably pretty healthier since it lacks the smokey bad stuff, though I didn't see that up on Flutterscape (and didn't look too hard either).

    There's always coffee flavored vitamin C Cigarettes too :)
    http://www.flutterscape.com/product/no/1972

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    Ooh, that does make sense. Very tricky of E-Cig too, getting you to buy more E-Cigs

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  • http://facebook.com/ephemeross トラ

    $200 + $50 for refill is a lot though :x
    I expect just getting the gum they sell here will work out way cheaper for the length of time it would take to quit.
    These things need to be global T_T
    I've looked at PAIPO before as well, but again, it's usually quite expensive due to the fact it has to be imported.

  • Chris.

    “who’s second hand smoke is much worse for you than if you were smoking an actual cigarette”

    I can't believe that this is true… Can you point me to anything that backs this up? The only stuff I can find is hearsay on yahoo-answers, and a couple of bad-science type blogs with lists of reasons why this can't be true.

  • http://enekochan.com/ enekochan

    What a Photoshop disaster!

  • http://www.twitter.com/maurathon Maura

    I just don't understand these! Hundreds of cheaper, healthier, and more attractive ways of getting your buzz, coffee, or vitamin C.

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  • JackiJinx

    “P.S. If you think your nose could smell better, you should follow me on Twitter.”

    But I do not have a sense of smell. Does that mean I should stop following you?

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  • otakudude99

    cool I should get some

  • otakudude99

    what is the point for the nosemint do people really care what your nose smells like

  • http://www.upyourbottom.com/ Lisa Tucci

    Now I've seen everything!…I prefer those candy ones they used to sell to all of us kids in the good ol' USA!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=19908558 Cameron Barker

    Depending on the model of E-cig you can actually get into them for about $150 and the liquid nicotine is very cheap. I picked up a Titan TECC from Totally Wicked for a a reasonable price. It's definitely not the same as smoking, but it's a whole lot healthier. I was surprised just how much tasted I regained after dropping the coffin nails for a weekend and sticking to my e-cig.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=19908558 Cameron Barker

    Depending on the model of E-cig you can actually get into them for about $150 and the liquid nicotine is very cheap. I picked up a Titan TECC from Totally Wicked for a a reasonable price. It's definitely not the same as smoking, but it's a whole lot healthier. I was surprised just how much tasted I regained after dropping the coffin nails for a weekend and sticking to my e-cig.

  • http://www.zdwonline.de/ Haf

    As far as I know, those e-cigarettes are actually even worse for your health than normal cigarettes.

    Way to go, tobacco industry!

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  • Kiki

    Lol, I should get this for my friend so she'll quite those stupid cancer sticks.

  • Kiki

    Lol, I should get this for my friend so she'll quite those stupid cancer sticks.

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