Believe it or not, I did go see this movie on its opening night. I had to do it. Not because I wanted to. No, because I care. I care about each and every one of you, and I don’t want you to suffer the same eighty-four minutes I had to suffer (though the previews were quite enjoyable, actually). I had to prove to the “cautiously optimistic” folks who thought this movie was going to be the bee’s knees that this movie was indeed terrible. No more excuses from them now. No more telling me I’m jumping the gun. Keep going for the full video review.

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Anyone else see this garbage? Whether you’re a Dragonball fan or not, this movie is terrible, and makes very little sense. Even by adding the cop-out “Evolution” tag to their title, it doesn’t help anything. More like DragonBall De-evolution, if you ask me.

Thank goodness for closure, though. We’ve written about DragonBall three times now (here, here, and here), so hopefully it can end here. Hopefully the opposition is crushed beyond belief, and we can all move on with our lives. I, for one, will be putting this behind me… well, until they do the sequel (hopefully straight to DVD?)

DragonBall Evolution Caption Contest

I found this adorable picture of Piccolo today, and really want to know what he’s thinking or saying. Can you help? No tangible prizes today, sorry. But just knowing that we love you all thiiisss much is enough, right? Winner will get so many cool points it’s not even funny.

Don’t want to do a caption? Just tell us what you think about DragonBall Evolution instead, and don’t forget to Soc it up on JapanSoc!