2Chanerized Characters Part 5: Japanese Mascots

The last part of this little series is the “Japanese Mascots” category. We’ve done Ronald McDonald / Colonel Sanders, Mickey / Hello Kitty, Food Mascots, and American Children Shows. Today, we focus on well known Japanese characters. There was a lot of Mario and Luigi out there, so I thought we’d start with that.

Apparently this is what a Koopa Troopa would look like in real life. Here’s a little Mario factoid: In Japan, Bowser is known as Kupa King. The shelled dudes are just Kupas. Oh man, Luigi is kicking some Kupa shell.

This one is kind of along the same line, but a little different. It’s a more realistic version of Super Smash Bros. I love how the Ice Climber is smoking a cig. Kirby? Just leaves me speechless.

Does everyone know Rirakkuma? It’s a combination of “relax” and “kuma” (bear). He’s a super relaxed bear. Now we know why he’s so relaxed.

Gachapin is a young dinosaur (I always thought he looked like a caterpillar) who goes on adventures with his young sasquatch friend.

There’s a bunch of these. He’s going on more adventures, it looks like. There’s one where he battles Darth Vader, Predator, and above, Alien. Never mess with a dinosaur.

Doraemon is one of the most popular characters in japan. He’s a little robotic cat from the future that pulls inventions out of his special pocket. The show works out quite a bit better than I’m making it sound. There’s a ton of Doraemon parodies.

Doraemon can fly, but it didn’t quite look as creepy (or as speedy, I suppose) as this. And the person riding Doraemon? Looks kind of old. Things really got creepy between those two over the years…

Nova is kind of old news since they went out of business, but they have a super well-known mascot. It’s supposed to be a rabbit… though, for some reason it has a beak. There’s all sorts of fun you can do with something like this. For example…

Here’s what the Nova Usagi should really look like. I’m trying to think of what this reminds me of. Maybe you can help.

Then, of course, there’s the super muscly parody. For some reason all character parodies always seem to have a very muscly version. Oh, and the “Can you Speak English” refers to the fact that Nova was (is?) an English teaching company (a really crummy one, though).

Want to see more? Here’s some links:

Japanese Mascots 1

Japanese Mascots 2

Gachapin 1

Gachapin 2

Miffy The Rabbit

Doraemon

Mario

Want to check out all the parodies? Click here.

So, there you have it. That was the last part of the series. I hope you enjoyed it (or at least didn’t get too irritated by it), and now we’ll try to get back to normal (or at least as normal as we can get). If you enjoyed, and look forward to see more, make sure you subscribe to our RSS feed!

  • http://www.edufire.com/arky Arky

    …Nightmares.

    I'm never going to 2Chan again D:

  • mmnessa

    FINE! I'll make my own domo-kun parody

    on a side note, don't you think the artwork is great?? those guys put in a lot of effort!

  • emiko

    oh my . . . i've missed a lot haven't i?

  • Eevee

    -gasp- No~! Not Miffy! >x<
    -breaks out in theme song- Miffy… cute little bunny. Miffy… and friends!
    Danggit, that show is not as appreciated as it should be.

    I only pray to god that this series is over and I can stop thinking about all those terrible, childhood ruining images you put into my head! Gah, the nightmares! x__x

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CHESTERlikesSUBARU Chester_King

    Wow,

    The first image with the green frog suits is so….. twink.

    .

  • http://www.theeast.org THE EAST

    “Can you Speak English” looks really fun

  • WOTDsctoo

    I love the SSB one. XD
    Eevn if it is kind of creepy.
    But it's a lot less creepy than some of the other stuff. XD

  • Maciel

    HAHAHA Nove looks like nidoran(male) from Pokemon! lol

  • http://www.shikugaru.com/blog j beckman

    haaaa! so great! the first image, with the two in kappa suits, looks like Freddie from Chromartie High School. – - – zzzzzuper!

  • http://ellydishes.wordpress.com/ Elly

    Oh, wow! Ahaha, these are great! Oh my gosh, what is up with Japan and the muscle humor… too funny.

    Anyway, I just thought I mention (since a lot of folks don't know this) Miffy is actually Dutch, the original creator's name is Dick Bruna. There's a lot of stuff that's so popular in Japan it seems like it comes from Japan… I was so shocked to learn she's not Japanese… whateva. :P

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  • Anonymous

    Doraemon I very like it when i was a child :)

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