2Chanerized Characters Part 4: American Children Shows

If you thought American children shows were safe from this series, I have no idea what you were thinking. We’ve hit Fast Food Mascots, Mickey & Hello Kitty, Food, and today we’re hitting Winnie The Pooh, Thomas the Tank Engine, and Sesame Street. Prepare for your childhood to be ruined.

These two images definitely have an extra dose of creep sauce on them. This definitely has “chimo” written all over it. Let’s move on quickly. I don’t like Winnie the Pedophile.

I always thought Thomas was plenty creepy on his own, so these images don’t do much for me. Thomas is really popular in Japan (and all over the world, I suppose), so I was surprised that I couldn’t find more of this chipper little train.

This one basically says “I love cookies, but because I’m crazy I sometimes eat friends who have similar colors to cookies.” I’m trying to figure out who he’s eating. Any ideas? I’m thinking Snuffalufagus.

Here’s another crazy Sesame Street one. Poor everyone. I knew there was something wrong with Earnie. His head was shaped funny.

Elmo seems to be getting the short end of the stick. Big Bird, on the other hand, looks like a psychotic Chocobo. You know, I’ve always wondered why Big Bird wasn’t a huge ferocious yellow monster. This one makes more sense than I want it to.

Want to see more images like these? Check out the following links:

Pooh 1

Thomas & Sesame Street

More Pooh

The next part of this article will be the “miscellaneous” one, and will mostly cover Japanese mascots. It’ll come out sometime tonight, and end the series (for all of you who are tired of this by now!) If you want to get updated every time another part to this series comes out, please subscribe to our RSS Feed. Or, if you like e-mails, you can get an e-mail every time we update as well by going here. See you with another “character parody” article soon!

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  1. Bizarre, yet, quite amusing.

    Though what's with the Elmo hatin' ?!

  2. Somehow, violently murderous Sesame Street characters are absolutely hilarious to me.

  3. lawnmowerlatte 12. Nov, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Man, that first Thomas one really creeped me out. What's with the demon screech of doom?

  4. omg, Big Bird does look like a chocobo! o_O
    それは面白い…. 'Winnie the Pedophile'. lol

  5. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!

  6. wow, those pooh one's really are creepy >.>

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  8. If you have a toddler who will celebrate his birthday soon, you should consider an Elmo themed birthday party.

    Everybody loves Elmo-he is cute and cuddly, and talks like a toddler! That is why he is the perfect character for your child's birthday theme. If you are interest in some ideas for having an Elmo themed birthday party, here are some useful tips.

  9. If you have a toddler who will celebrate his birthday soon, you should consider an Elmo themed birthday party.

    Everybody loves Elmo-he is cute and cuddly, and talks like a toddler! That is why he is the perfect character for your child's birthday theme. If you are interest in some ideas for having an Elmo themed birthday party, here are some useful tips.

  10. wow, those pooh one's really are creepy >.>

  11. wow, those pooh one's really are creepy >.>

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