2Chanerized Characters Part 3: Food

Previously, we’ve covered Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, Hello Kitty, and Mickey Mouse, but today we’re going to delve into food items being parodied. Things like the image above, which are just a little too sexy creepy to eat. Really, it looks like it should be called SM&M. Why do you think he’s showing his pinky like that? That’s the Japanese hand-symbol for boyfriend!

There’s a longstanding obsession and devotion to food in Japan, so it’s only natural that food gets some attention. Here we go!

Hopefully this makes you feel guilty the next time you eat M&M’s. Poor Yellow M&M. It looks like his boyfriend is abandoning him.

You’ve never experienced creepy baby mayonnaise if you’ve never been to Japan (something worth trying!). The image above refers to Kewpie Mayonnaise, probably the most popular brand of mayonnaise in Japan, which is made a bit differently from American Mayo (I think it tastes much better than the stuff we have).

Japanese mayonnaise is typically made with apple cider vinegar or rice vinegar and a small amount of MSG, which gives it a different flavor profile from mayonnaise made from distilled vinegar. It is most often sold in soft plastic squeeze bottles. Its texture is thinner than most Western commercial mayonnaise. A variety containing karashi (Japanese mustard) is also common [source]

If you’re interested in more Japanese mayonnaise related things, check out Kewpie’s own English propaganda page, or take a look at this all-mayonnaise restaurant. Or, why not watch this Tarako dance (which includes the Kewpie baby).

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAtBNOKT8jM]

I feel like there’s a Broadway play in it for those girls.

Sad Mr. Pepsi Blue. Didn’t sell too hot anywhere. That’s probably because they used Blue-1 to color it (somewhat controversial coloring banned in several countries), not to mention it tasted like liquefied berry flavored cotton candy.

Another version of Pepsi Blue that I remember is “Pepsi Blue: Hawaii.” This added some pineapply taste to the already nasty berry flavor. I’m sure you can guess how well that did. Kind of makes me think “Nuca-Cola Quantum” from Fallout 3.

Then, last but not least, there’s this Pocky guy. This one’s my favorite, by far. Definitely a very “Japanese” sense of humor. I think Pocky is pretty well known in America, though feel free to prove me wrong. Basically, they are bready cookie sticks that are 75% covered in chocolate (or various other flavors). My favorite is “Man Pocky,” because, you know, women can’t handle that manly (more bitter chocolate) taste. Oh Japan.

So, if you want to see more defiled food, check out these links:

Food 1

Food 2

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  • DeeLeigh

    I LOVE KEWPIE!! I recommend it to everyone I know!!

    So where does the green M&M fit in?!? Or am I better off not knowing….

  • http://www.myspace.com/poznanman TicTaek

    That Pepsi Blue picture is awesome. It explains that product perfectly. ahah, that was a terrible drink.

  • Chris_paros

    Wow, SM&Ms blew my mind… What on earth is pepsi blue?? They must have salvaged the fluke from hitting Greece because I've never heard of it until now… Great posts Koichi!! Keep 'em coming!

  • http://www.myspace.com/poznanman TicTaek

    You are lucky you didn't experience Pepsi Blue. It was a disaster. I think I am scared for life because I drank that stuff.

  • Chris_paros

    It was really that bad?? And I thought Vanilla-Coke was tripe…

  • http://www.myspace.com/poznanman TicTaek

    Vanilla-Coke was delicious compared to the Blue, and I hated Vanilla-Coke. I wish Pepsi would bring back Pepsi Clear, that stuff was rad.

  • Chris_paros

    I must be living in some backwater country… :S I haven't heard of Pepsi Clear either… I have to visit the States and Japan!! There's so much I'm missing…

  • http://www.myspace.com/poznanman TicTaek

    I guess the real name was Crystal Pepsi but I I just called it Pepsi Clear. Hay man, you've got Goody's in Greece. That place is awesome that I wish we had it here. I've eaten every single burger on their menu.

  • Chris_paros

    @ TicTaek: Lol, that's the first time I've heard anyone comment on Goody's from abroad! Usually they compare to McDonald's or Burger King and it falls short, but I think that McDonald's quality is rubbish compared to Goody's!

  • Tonio

    Manly pocky is my favorite too. Good stuff.

  • lawnmowerlatte

    Man, I loved that stuff. It tasted like drinking gummy bears.

  • lawnmowerlatte

    男のポッキー FTW.

  • GameGod652

    Pocky is awesome.

  • Shiva

    I miss Pepsi Blue, though I will say it was a bit too carbonated, and I had to shake the bottle before I drank it.

    On another note, does anyone remember Sprite Remix, any of the many flavors? They were fruity versions of Sprite, and they are not longer made either. They were so good! Why do they have to discontinue all the best stuff?

  • Shiva

    I miss Pepsi Blue, though I will say it was a bit too carbonated, and I had to shake the bottle before I drank it.

    On another note, does anyone remember Sprite Remix, any of the many flavors? They were fruity versions of Sprite, and they are not longer made either. They were so good! Why do they have to discontinue all the best stuff?

  • m.

    where did the SM & M drawings come from????

  • m.

    where did the SM & M drawings come from????

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