The Japanese McDonalds Menu (I’m actually lovin’ it!)

Surprisingly (to us Americans, maybe), McDonalds all over the world has different menus to cater themselves to the locals. Even in Hawaii, you’ll find things like ramen, Portuguese Sausage / Eggs / Rice Plates, and taro pies. Japanese McDonalds, of course has it’s own quirks, not to mention special choices on the menu.

Besides the food, Japanese McDonalds has some other differences as well. Ronald McDonald has a different name: Donald (ドナルド). McDonalds Restaurants are generally a lot cleaner, staff seems to be a little friendlier, and everything is a little more upscale (at least as upscale as McDonalds can be). The drinks and fries are considerably smaller, though the hamburgers are only a little smaller. They have most of the staple McDonald choices on the menu, but I went through and found all the ones you might not see in your country of origin. Let’s start with breakfast!

Breakfast Menu (朝マック)

Feel free to click on the image above to get a closer view, but we’ll be getting into more detail on some of these below. I’ve provided a literal translation to all of them, written right above each picture. A few things strike me as a little odd, though. Why is the Chicken Caesar Wrap and the Fillet-o Fish on the breakfast menu? Japanese love eating weird things (at least by our standards) for breakfast. So if you study abroad, be prepared to eat a lot of lunchy-dinnery things in the morning!

Bacon Lettuce Egg Wrap

This sounds ridiculously good. I thought I loved Sausage and Egg McMuffins, but now I have something new to look forward to. Thank goodness Japan’s time difference might help me wake up early enough to grab one of these, while I’m still in jet lag mode.

The Mega Muffin

I’m not sure if you’ve ever heard about the MegaMac (keep reading), but this is it’s monstrous morning brother, the Mega Muffin. From the looks of it, the Mega Muffin consists of two sausage patties, a slice of cheese, an egg, some bacon, and some ketchup. Seriously? Well, I suppose it won’t stop me from trying one the first chance I get.

Chicken Caesar Wrap

This menu item isn’t strange all on it’s own. The thing that’s strange is that it’s found on the morning menu. Though, I gotta say, I probably wouldn’t mind. This is a good segue to…

The Lunch / Dinner Menu

Not a whole lot that’s terribly interesting here. You’ll notice that many of these items are found on your local McDonalds menu. Here’s the things that are probably unique:

MegaMac

If you live in Hawaii, you may be one of the lucky Americans to come across one of these…uh…things? Just double the amount of meat you would normally find in a Big Mac, close your eyes, tap your ruby shoes together, and you’ll get one of these. When I tried it, I could barely fit it in my mouth, that’s how ridiculous it is. Why Japan would have a hamburger bigger than any of its counterparts in America is beyond me. I suppose it makes up for the generally smaller portions everywhere else.

Shrimp Thousand-Island Wrap

Normally I am a big fan of some Thousand Island salad dressing… but that’s usually just on my salad. I can’t wrap my mind around this one, though I love the shrimp (sounds like a perfect wrap). This is very similar to their Shrimp Burger, which we’ll take a look at right now.

Shrimp Fillet-O

If you’ve never had a shrimp burger, do so as soon as you can. It is (unsurprisingly) one of the best fast-food burgers you’ll ever have. The Japanese Ebi Fillet might even rival an In-n-Out burger, though that might be pushing things a little bit.

Croquette Burger

One of my favorite aspects of Japan is the constant easy access to one of my favorite foods: Croquettes (コロッケ). If you can put them in a hamburger, then more power to ya, I say. Though, I would probably just take them out from the bun and eat them separately. But then again I’m not twelve years old.

McPork

Erin says these exist from time to time in the US, so I won’t talk about them too much. I thought that maybe it was due to the ban of beef imports from a couple years back, but maybe it’s just a plain old normal hamburger :(

Teriyaki McBurger

I’m a sucker when it comes to Teriyaki Burgers, and this is no exception. My mouth is watering.

Shaka Shaka Chicken

These are like little fried chickens in a bag. Then, you get this seasoning mix that you pour into the bag, seal, and shake. Now, all of a sudden you have some seasoned chicken, the McDonalds employees didn’t have to do the seasoning part for you, and now everyone’s happy! Here’s a video of someone doing it.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qthR4QyxTk0]

Bacon Potato Pie

I’m not too keen on sweet deserts. I’ve always been one for eating salty things after eating salty foods, you know, to clear the pallet. This piece of work seems to fall within that category, and sounds wonderful. Screw you Apple Pie. Bacon Potato pie is in town.

Now, we’ve only gone over the different food options there were. There’s also some different drinks you can get your hands on, to wash the greasy goodness down.

Available Drinks

You’ll notice all sorts of different things (and a lot of familiar ones). One of my favorite things about Japan is the availability of Ginger Ale. You definitely don’t see it very often in American fast food restaurants, but in Japan, it’s pretty common! Other interesting drinks include tea, Grape Fanta (Fanta is fairly big in Japan), and Qoo (I have no idea how to explain Qoo, except for that their apple juice is amazing).

So What Will You Eat?

There’s all sorts of great / interesting things there, but if you could only choose one, what would it be? I think I would go with the Mega Muffin, just because my current American favorite is the smaller version of that one, and more is always better, right?

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  • http://www.gillenrealestate.com www.gillenrealestate.com

    Shrimp burger and bacon and potato pies! Im sold.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001822996128 Joe Ahlstrand

    I work at mcdonald’s now. I didnt think it could get anymore unhealthy o.o

  • Eqregedsfwegegf

    its very crazy :D

  • gorghurt

    the breakfast menu is bad, not because of the things in it(well for me, yes but ) the problem is, in the morning xou cant have normal things, like a hamburger, no just the breakfast menu.
    i really hated it.

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  • Pandana

    Also, oh my god, the Big America 2 burgers they’re doing right now. I’m in love.

    And the Mega McMuffin is FANTASTIC. Their hotcakes aren’t too bad either.

  • Lcmortensen

    We have something very similar to the Mega Muffin in New Zealand.
    Its called the Massive McMuffin and has two sausage patties, egg, bacon, cheese and ketchup: see http://mcdonalds.co.nz/our-food/menu/#/breakfast/massive-mcmuffin

  • Frog

    we have double big macs and double quarter pounders in Canada

  • Deja

    Been to australia 10 years ago and at my trip through this amazing country I have had the pleasure to taste some of the best burgers worldwide! And I couldn’t understand why there still are McD’s there. I mean, everyone who ever tasted a burger-the-lot made at any gasstation must consider the McD-stuff to be ridiculous.

  • Natika

    I love Qoo apple juice! It actually tastes like apples!

  • Natika

    I love Qoo apple juice! It actually tastes like apples!

  • butterfliesINformation

    damn i want a crunchwrap supreme so bad, only 88 cents this week yallz

  • J Gush

    They have the Mega Mac in Canada. It’s called the double big mac.

  • Peter

    I went into the upstairs at Nara McDonalds and they had a concert grand piano there. Apparently they have a pianist to play it from time to time. They also play jazz music (although too much Frank Sinatra). You’d never get these things in Australia.

  • Elderjefford

    You should add the McHotdog

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  • Medip9

    no we dont u idiot

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  • http://www.facebook.com/MollyHouse Molly House

    Shaka Shaka chicken was awesome, but they had this other thing…. The Tomago Double mac.
    So gross, me and my friend were really drunk at shinjuku station waiting for it to open to catch the 5am train back to the hostel, so we hit the Mac D’s for some food and I got this. SO GROSS. I don’t know what the sauce is, but it had black sesame in it and I swear if hate had a taste, it would taste like this. Anyway, everything else there was good tho.

  • http://www.facebook.com/MollyHouse Molly House

    Whoops, mega nerco, sorry gents XD

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  • Austrina_sydney

    wtf mate?????

  • Lady_Soveriegn

    THANKS FOR CALLING ME FAT YOU GAY HO!!!!!!!! GO DIE IN A F***ING HOLE YOU WHORE!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/DewaNikira Nikira

    You should put more explanation on “juicy chicken akatougarashi” —> the menu with the longest Japanese word on it.. and why it called juicy i/o ordinary mcchicken or something

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  • Kona93

    I don’t think he ment that as an insult…….

  • http://quickiesonthedinnertable.yolasite.com/recipes.php Quickies on the dinner table

    We’re going to Tokyo tomorrow – so thanks for this post!! We have the Mega Mac in Singapore, and the Fillet o Fish for breakfast too (which I think is kinda weird also). I will be trying the bacon potato pie when I’m in Tokyo, and I LOVE that ginger ale in on the menu!!

  • http://twitter.com/kifoghorn David Goble

    Does McDonald’s Japan sell the thick shakes, When I was in Tokyo in 2010 I couldn’t tell and didn’t know how to ask? Was craving for one two…

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    Good question, I don’t know… haven’t been in a while

  • http://digg.com/users/OmegaWolf Silver Fang

    I want the Teriyaki McBurger and Bacon Potato Pie.

  • Oreolove2008

    haha! noooooo

  • DarknessClaw

    They also have a Teriyaki Chicken Filet, how I would love to try one of those.

  • Astrapi

    HOLY SHIT. MEGAMAC IS FUCKIN’ HUGE. Y’know, maybe you can go to a McDonalds, and ask them to add another 2 patties to the normal Big Mac, and they might think “Oh, hey. Genius idea. Let’s do it.”

  • Astrapi

    HOLY SHIT. MEGAMAC IS FUCKIN’ HUGE. Y’know, maybe you can go to a McDonalds, and ask them to add another 2 patties to the normal Big Mac, and they might think “Oh, hey. Genius idea. Let’s do it.”

  • IchiStyle

    It’s amazing.

  • http://kennydude.me Joe Simpson

    They look much more imaginative than the British version, however I still will not eat there

  • Simon Cruickshank

    Teriyaki mac burgers are like crack, they are absolutely amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Daly P18

    Ive never been anywhere else where I can buy twisty fries in mcdonalds cept for ireland

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    In Russia, they serve potato wedges (jo-jos). Also they cheez-wiz as a fry dip.

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