The Curse of Colonel Sanders

I came across this story on Flickr while looking for something completely different, which forced me to do some more searching on my own. Of course, the curse is in Wikipedia, as well as in Shane’s atypicallife, but you can read it right here as well. Possibly with a little more snarkiness. Maybe.

What/Who does the Colonel curse?

The Curse of Colonel Sanders is a curse brought down on the Japanese baseball team, the Hanshin Tigers. Starting in 1985 until now, the Hanshin Tigers have never won the Japanese baseball equivalent of the World Series (The Japan Series). Supposedly, evil Mr. Sanders is the one preventing it.

How did they get Cursed?

In 1985, Hanshin Tigers beat the Seibu Lions and won their first Japan Series. A lot of the work was done by their gaijin star, Randy Bass (who was their MVP). After the Tigers won, fans were celebrating wildly in the streets. They gathered at the Ebisubashi Bridge in Dotonbori, Osaka. For some reason (who knows why), they decided that they’d yell out the name of one of the Tigers’ players, and someone who resembles that player would jump off the bridge and into the canal. When they got to Randy Bass’ name, they didn’t have any white, bearded dude to jump into the river for them, so they took the local KFC’s Colonel Sanders statue (which can be found in front of most KFCs in Japan…don’t ask), and chucked it into the river. Because, yeah, all gaijin look alike (kind of like how all Asians look alike, right?). Look at the resemblance!

From here, the Hanshin Tigers had 18 years of bad seasons. There were a few seasons with rays of hope, but they were quickly smashed, letting the legend live on.

So, Are they still cursed?

Technically, yes. They got to the Japan Series in 2003, but then lost to the Fukuoka Hawks (Go Hawks! Ra Ra!). When they got to the Japan Series, 5300 people jumped into the canal (you see, the KFC statue was bolted down, this time), and actually one person died (sounds very cursey to me). There have been diving expeditions into the deep to recover the Colonel, but he was never found. Sounds like the Twilight Zone, to me.

What do YOU Think?

Psshh, hecks yes, I think they have a curse, though it could be my love for baseball that’s blinding all remaining bits of common sense. Maybe that’s why I still follow every Mariners game I can. How about you?

Vocab for This Article:

★野球 (yakyuu)
Baseball

★ケンタッキー (Kentakkii)
KFC / Kentucky Fried Chicken

★ケンチキ (Kenchiki)
KFC / Kentucky Fried Chicken

★呪い (noroi)
Curse

★カーネルサンダースの呪い (Kaaneru Sandaasu no noroi)
Curse of Colonel Sanders

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  • You don't want to mess with the Colonel.

    Nice vocab list, btw.
  • WOTDsctoo
    Hahahaha. Awesome.

    But didn't KFC stop using trans fats? Isn't that like lifting a curse? Maybe it was only in the US...

    Anyway, I like the fact that you can refer to KFC simply as ケンタッキー. Kentucky = chicken. Nothing more. XD
  • kwyjibo
    One think I like doing when visiting other countries is trying the fast food to see how it differs from it´s American brethren. The shrimp burger I had was quite good from the McDonalds in Narita Airport. Another one in Japan even got my order wrong (forgot part of it), and it wasn´t due to miscommunication (I think they were just really busy).
    As for the curse. I´m sure it will falter sooner or later. Maybe they should toss Ronald McDonald into the river so Colonel Sanders will stop being so bitter.
  • Ana_chan
    @kwyjibo
    Oooooh nice idea! I mean, the whole "toss[ing] Ronald McDonald into the river" thing. Now, there's a place where he could be useful, at last.
    I guess that in poor Colonel's shoes, I'd feel pretty miserable with nothing/no one to kick for revenge. Cursing is good, but having company down there has to make things better somehow. Ranting and raving and cursing is much more satisfying when there's an actual audience.

    @Koichi
    Nice article! The vocab part is pretty neat too.
  • Popkornage
    Oh snap. Now I know not to mess with the colonel.
    Random question- Does anyone know the background of why it's pronounced "kernel", but it is spelled "colonel"? Or is it English just being retarded?
  • Maciel
    probably for ppl wouldnt get mixed up with the popcorn kernel? lol
    idk
  • SarahXin
    http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-col1.htm

    Yeah it's just English being retarded haha
  • ghindo
    This is freakin' hilarious. White males = Colonel Sanders amirite
  • Sougen02
    LMao I thought the same thing.Of all things it had to be Colonel Sanders eh?
    xD
  • Zaywex
    Well, at least the Mariners are getting back on their feet (is it just me, or do most of their good players get bought off?)
  • Maciel
    HAHAHA this is a nice post
    i just laughed when i saw the title
    and i think its a true curse
    oh and i like the "Vacab for this Article:" part
  • Jennifer
    I think its pretty hysterical. The colonel is definitely treated interestingly in Japan. The one at the KFC down the road from me in Fukuoka is currently dressed like a samurai.
  • mistawang
    I think you left out the diphthong on zu in "カーネルサンダースの呪い (Kaaneru Sandaazu no noroi)"
  • oops, or, I accidentally wrote it in English incorrectly, which is really what happened. Thanks for the catch!
  • Finlay Clark
    No way! Japan has such cool stuff...=]
  • Floatmeon
    Well he may be evil, but i sure do love his chicken
  • I love KFC and rice. It's the best combination there is.
  • I don't remember the last time I've eaten at KFC...
  • CG
    I agree Randy Bass is the spiting image of Colonel Sanders : )
  • I want a Colonel Sanders Statue now :(.
  • Sougen02
    So do i 0.0
    I've there are some on Japan, why haven't i ever seen them here in the USA??!

    Ebay >.> Must... buy...now!
  • What about Colonel Sanders dressed as a meido? Just recently he donned the black and white dress and apron for Akihabara passersby? He did not get mad and cursed the otaku-kei that put him in that situation?

    @Koichi's comment on KFC and rice. I would not have it any other way! Here in the Philippines that is standard fare. We get all KFC meals with rice on tow. I really thought that was normal not until I got to the States as well as one Korean friend reminded me again that even in Korea rice was the staple but they cannot even order rice on KFC.
  • emiko
    omg this is so scary!

    i've never heard of it before, but when i saw the article i remebered that in the beginning of 'higurashi no koro ni' (one of the most disturbing anime i've ever watched) had a scene in the town junk yard. in the junk yard was a girl trying to get out a 'cute colonel sanders statue' . . . she asks the boy to help her get it out and shows up later with a huge knige/sithe thing . . . i wonder if this has anything to do with this curse . . .

    because afterwards the boy becomes paranoid that his friends are going to kill him and he begins to 'practice his swinging' with and old baseball bat that belonged to one of his friends 'dead' brother . . . soon afterward he killed his friends after being injected with a serum . . . and yes, this story is all about curses
  • Interesting correlation! I think I saw half an episode of ひぐらしのなく頃に but never finished it for some reason.
  • emiko
    it is a good series, it just takes a lot of getting used to . . . it restarts the storyline about four or five times, and you don't truly understand what is going on until the second season
  • I don't think theres any relation but damn that was a great anime, both seasons.

    Loved it, it had a creepy element to it, The first episode got creepy pretty fast too, its insane.
  • emiko
    I heard that there is a third season coming out, but only in OVA
  • Man you never mess with the Colonel. They were just asking for it, the power of the fried chicken is too awesome for them to comprehend. http://www.dannychoo.com/fauna/userimg/large/20...

    Just look how badass the Colonel is in that picture, you'd have to be crazy to mess with that.
  • Damn - images like that make me wish I could draw better than a 6 year
    old
  • Damn. Anyone thinking of stealing the Colonel's recipe better watch out.
  • Sougen02
    That's a good way to convince people to eat at KFC 0.0
    Ahem...
    Lmao xD
  • I bet The Waterboy would have watched out a bit more in Colonel Sanders class if he knew how skilled he was with a blade.

    Adam Sandler is lucky he caught him by surprise when he tackled him. haha
  • karab1n3r_k90
    He funny!
    LOL there's KFC in philippines.I eat there sometimes.
    i HATE spicy!!!
  • Haha. Poor Colonel. Chucked into the river without a second chance.
    I asked my host parents about this and they just gave me weird looks as I tried to explain in my broken Japanese what the hell I was talking about. XDD
    That goes to show you what reading tofugu blogs will do to you :P
  • karab1n3r_k90
    you're right!
  • Eevee
    ahaha.... That is an awesome story, while very un-educational. The quick edu-save at the end with the vocab list at the end was tricky though. We'll never know if the curse is true or false until a group of snooty gaijin scientists go and check that out...
  • Just like the Boston Red Socks curse, who's to say whats real... if they believe it to be true, it will probably be true for them
  • SarahXin
    Hahaha that's awesome. It's like the goat-curse thing that the Cubs have...but even crazier...:D

    ケンチキ is a really awesome word. I think I'm going to say "Kenchicken" now in English instead of KFC!! xD
  • Popkornage
    You should call it Kenchiki, sounds more Japanes-y
  • Dun dun dun..

    The statue has been recovered!

    http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=9180
  • Miku_Sakurai
    Dear, oh dear.
    That's scary.
  • pixelskew
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