The Cuddliest Keitai You Ever Did See

I’ve come out of my blogging hibernation to share the news about Japanese cellphone company Willcom‘s newest creation, the Kuma (Bear) Phone. I’ve always loved Willcom’s cutesy designs, but they’ve taken it a step farther this time, embedding phone parts into an actual stuffed animal ↓

Yep, that inocuous-looking teddy bear actually functions as a stand-alone mobile phone. I labeled each part as best I could according to a schematic I found online; it contains a SIM card, four speed-dial buttons, a speaker and microphone, and on/off switches. Because there’s no keyboard, the numbers programed into the paws and vibrate/customizable ringtone settings are input online.

Low electromagnetic waves make ‘Bear Model’ SIMSTYLE safe.”

While the sheer impracticality (who has room for a bear in their back pocket?) and silliness (“Hang on a second, my bear doesn’t get reception in here…”) of this product would ensure it’s function as a children’s phone in most countries, like a bearified version of the Migo, I have a feeling that a fair amount of old-enough-to-know-better Japanese women (like Becky, Queen of the Cute and Unworkable) will be purchasing these as well–if the thing ever makes it to the shelves, that is.

Mommy, this bear is talking to me!

Source: +D Mobile and ケータイ Watch

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    <img src=”http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kumaphonegirl.png” />

    Does this show up?

  • http://tofugu.com Tofugu_Erin

    That girl has the fuzzy version of the Kuma Phone.

    So unsanitary, bleh.

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    All fun and games until you end up with the teddy bear from Screamers ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screamers_(film) )

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    The link isn't linking to the right place. Parenthesis is messing it up. Not responding to the comment so you can edit it.

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    Fixed… Couldn't do anything about the link since thats how Wikipedia assigns the URL. Good ole HTML fixed the job though :)

  • Lenners

    Impractical, but I want this. Bad O_O

  • WOTDsctoo

    So. Amazing. I think it's awesome.

    My caption:
    Mary hides behind the guise of her KumaKeitai as she hones in on the final gyoza on Johnny's plate.

  • http://www.hoolan.wordpress.com Rob_Hoolan

    Am I right to think that the phone is inserted through the bears bottom?

  • Finlay Clark

    I hope not…

  • Shirow

    If I were a parent i would play tricks with my children …

    ''daddy daddy the bear told me to STFU''

    ''well son I suggest you do what the bear tells you''

  • http://tofugu.com Tofugu_Erin

    You could always rip out the insides of a regular stuffed animal and stick a phone inside.

  • http://tofugu.com Tofugu_Erin

    Well… the whole bear is the phone (here's where the main part of it is). There's no actual “other cellphone” in there, if that's what you mean.

  • Popkornage

    It's run on AA batteries I think. Just rip open it's back (with a zipper, of course) and insert new batteries!

  • Sougen02

    I wonder how long it will be before someon comes out with the Chucky cell phone! DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN 0.0
    xD lol

  • Sougen02

    Might consider that next time i babysit my little cousin 0.0
    hhhmmm lol

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    hahahahaha

  • Maciel

    damn that would be awesome haha
    like no one except u knows about it

    and u tell ur friend that its cursed and talks to u when u say “hello”
    and somone is really on the other line and tells ur friend creepy stuff like i know where u live ____(enter friends name lol)

  • emiko

    they've finally done it . . . i was wondering when they would bring together stuffed animals and cell phones . .. although it is not the most conventional phone, i kind of want to buy it . . . just because it looks a bit cute . . . also it would be a great conversation starter . . .

  • http://x-aichaku.blogspot.com Mai

    Thats pretty impractical. Must be for spy/ninja/assassin use. Its very discreet :D.

    “HEWWO TEDDY BEAR. I HEART YOU”
    which is code for:
    “Eagle eye copy. I shall do the dirty deed”

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CHESTERlikesSUBARU Chester_King

    Brings new meaning to the concept of PHONE SEX

  • Eevee

    v.v I cannot even comment on this. It's… it's… sick! The unholy matrimony of bear and phone has finally come to pass!

    Okay, one thing I do wonder is how the heck do you call someone who's not on speed dial! No freaking keys! I suppose this is perfect for those parents who worry so much about their kids that they give their 5 year olds cellphones. And hey, if they ever get kidnapped, you'd just better hope the kidnapper is nice enough to let the kid keep the bear.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CHESTERlikesSUBARU Chester_King

    I completely agree. It's dirty, disgusting, twisted, and a very kinky.

    .

  • http://youtube.com/ch1ka ch1ka

    lmao!

  • Murasaki

    I think I'd rather buy a nice phone and an iPod for that price. So impractical…

  • http://izeyhec.blogspot.com/ Izeyhec

    the fact that the first thing you thought of about the bear was phone sex just screams sex a fender and you went on to say its kinky that is just weird and wrong

  • Jomann

    rich girls will have it no doubt.

  • fallenangelessence

    i want the kuma stuff animal. so cute!!!!

  • http://youtube.com/pigstaanime kakapoopy

    lol. i'd be scared having that bear in my room. like…if you leave it off the hook and the little noise comes on and its like 2 o clock in the morning…and the bears like…

    “If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again”.

    thats SCARY

  • http://tofugu.com Tofugu_Erin

    Yeah, that would be pretty creepy!

  • http://www.globalracingschools.com Motorsport Experience

    This is freaking awesome. Japanese technology rocks!

  • http://www.mobiles.org.nz Mobiles

    I'd imagine talking on the bear (phone) is going to cause your face to itch alot, also how to text?

  • http://www.handbags-club.com/ Designer handbags

    Impractical, but I want this. Bad O_O

  • http://hi.baidu.com/yishiym123 DeepBlue

    I wonder how the battery gets charged. One can only imagine.

  • http://www.handbags-club.com/ Designer handbags

    Impractical, but I want this. Bad O_O

  • http://hi.baidu.com/yishiym123 DeepBlue

    I wonder how the battery gets charged. One can only imagine.

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