The Cuddliest Keitai You Ever Did See

I’ve come out of my blogging hibernation to share the news about Japanese cellphone company Willcom’s newest creation, the Kuma (Bear) Phone. I’ve always loved Willcom’s cutesy designs, but they’ve taken it a step farther this time, embedding phone parts into an actual stuffed animal ↓

Yep, that inocuous-looking teddy bear actually functions as a stand-alone mobile phone. I labeled each part as best I could according to a schematic I found online; it contains a SIM card, four speed-dial buttons, a speaker and microphone, and on/off switches. Because there’s no keyboard, the numbers programed into the paws and vibrate/customizable ringtone settings are input online.

Low electromagnetic waves make ‘Bear Model’ SIMSTYLE safe.”

While the sheer impracticality (who has room for a bear in their back pocket?) and silliness (“Hang on a second, my bear doesn’t get reception in here…”) of this product would ensure it’s function as a children’s phone in most countries, like a bearified version of the Migo, I have a feeling that a fair amount of old-enough-to-know-better Japanese women (like Becky, Queen of the Cute and Unworkable) will be purchasing these as well–if the thing ever makes it to the shelves, that is.

Mommy, this bear is talking to me!

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  • http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/0...

    Kuma Phone Girl loves her bear phone!

    Seriously, I think that last image deserves to have some sort of caption contest to go along with it...it's so ridiculous. She looks...evil.
  • That kid has the fuzzy version of the Kuma Phone.

    So unsanitary, bleh.
  • All fun and games until you end up with the teddy bear from Screamers

    I wonder how the battery gets charged. One can only imagine.
  • Popkornage
    It's run on AA batteries I think. Just rip open it's back (with a zipper, of course) and insert new batteries!
  • Lenners
    Impractical, but I want this. Bad O_O
  • You could always rip out the insides of a regular stuffed animal and stick a phone inside. It probably wouldn't be as functional, but it would sure be cheaper (the Kuma Phone's pricetag is set at $500).
  • murasaki
    I think I'd rather buy a nice phone and an iPod for that price. So impractical...
  • WOTDsctoo
    So. Amazing. I think it's awesome.

    My caption:
    Mary hides behind the guise of her KumaKeitai as she hones in on the final gyoza on Johnny's plate.
  • Am I right to think that the phone is inserted through the bears bottom?
  • Well... the whole bear is the phone (here's where the main part of it is). There's no actual "other cellphone" in there, if that's what you mean.
  • Finlay Clark
    I hope not...
  • If I were a parent i would play tricks with my children ...

    ''daddy daddy the bear told me to STFU''

    ''well son I suggest you do what the bear tells you''
  • Sougen02
    Might consider that next time i babysit my little cousin 0.0
    hhhmmm lol
  • hahahahaha
  • Sougen02
    I wonder how long it will be before someon comes out with the Chucky cell phone! DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN 0.0
    xD lol
  • Maciel
    damn that would be awesome haha
    like no one except u knows about it

    and u tell ur friend that its cursed and talks to u when u say "hello"
    and somone is really on the other line and tells ur friend creepy stuff like i know where u live ____(enter friends name lol)
  • emiko
    they've finally done it . . . i was wondering when they would bring together stuffed animals and cell phones . .. although it is not the most conventional phone, i kind of want to buy it . . . just because it looks a bit cute . . . also it would be a great conversation starter . . .
  • Mai
    Thats pretty impractical. Must be for spy/ninja/assassin use. Its very discreet :D.

    "HEWWO TEDDY BEAR. I HEART YOU"
    which is code for:
    "Eagle eye copy. I shall do the dirty deed"
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    Brings new meaning to the concept of PHONE SEX





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  • lmao!
  • Eevee
    v.v I cannot even comment on this. It's... it's... sick! The unholy matrimony of bear and phone has finally come to pass!

    Okay, one thing I do wonder is how the heck do you call someone who's not on speed dial! No freaking keys! I suppose this is perfect for those parents who worry so much about their kids that they give their 5 year olds cellphones. And hey, if they ever get kidnapped, you'd just better hope the kidnapper is nice enough to let the kid keep the bear.
  • I completely agree. It's dirty, disgusting, twisted, and a very kinky.








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  • the fact that the first thing you thought of about the bear was phone sex just screams sex a fender and you went on to say its kinky that is just weird and wrong
  • Jomann
    rich girls will have it no doubt.
  • fallenangelessence
    i want the kuma stuff animal. so cute!!!!
  • lol. i'd be scared having that bear in my room. like...if you leave it off the hook and the little noise comes on and its like 2 o clock in the morning...and the bears like...

    "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again".

    thats SCARY
  • Yeah, that would be pretty creepy!
  • This is freaking awesome. Japanese technology rocks!
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