
You know, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but sometimes it’s my job. If you’ve ever used your Japanese with a Japanese person, you know how impressed…they seem. You say something (anything, even if it’s only vaguely Japanese) and they will respond with ecstatic claps, squeals of joy, and “jyouzu jyouzu sugoi jyouzu” over and over like a broken record.
Gosh, I really don’t want to do this, but I thought you should all know the truth. Here’s what Japanese people actually think about your Japanese:
Now, I don’t want to get you down. I don’t want to uninspire you. It’s not your fault. You can blame the philosophers, the “intellectuals”, and the cultural anthropologists of the Japanese post-war era. Most of the blame can be put on them, amongst others.
You see, there is this thing called Nihonjinron, which basically means “Theory of the Japanese (people).” Right after World War II, Japan was feeling particularly sad. They had just lost the war, and they were being occupied by the Americans. Nihonjinron was this big thing that came along that helped separate the Japanese from the threat of western cultural influence. Nihonjinron is full of bogus theories that make the Japanese unique from everyone else.
Although there are a ton of Nihonjinron theories out there, here are a few of the more ridiculous ones, for your enjoyment:
- Japanese evolved from a separate set of primates, which makes them unique (and, to some, superior).
- Japanese have a special “masculine and feminine” that makes them unique. They believe that this feminine form of language came from thousands of years ago. Although it was proven that feminine language only came into existence in the Meiji Era, most Japanese still believe in this, and are taught this in school.
- Japanese brains are different from non-Japanese brains. More on this in the next point.
- And finally, the one that has to do with this article: The Japanese language is so unique that only people with specially developed (Japanese brains) can hope to ever be able to understand it and speak it. And this is why…
Japanese people aren’t actually impressed with your Japanese. Well, I shouldn’t say that. They are impressed, but mostly because they never expected you to be able to speak any Japanese in the first place.
Japanese people think they are very unique. They think that they are the most unique and homogenized culture on earth. It is prejudice like this that causes them problems when it comes to internationalization.
So now, if you’ve ever wondered why Japanese people are so impressed by the littlest bits of Japanese, now you know. Don’t get discouraged, though! I’m not saying your Japanese is bad. It’s hard to become perfect. I mean, look at Japanese people who try to speak English. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a native Japanese person develop “perfect” Engrish. It’s tough both ways…though, I suppose the difficulty in English is probably due to the fact that only big Caucasians (who of course have bigger, specialized brains) can comprehend the vastness of the English language. Amerikajinron, anybody?
*disclaimer: This, of course, isn’t to say that every Japanese person thinks like this. This is just one explanation to the “why Japanese praise people speaking Japanese so much” theory.












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P.S. Fujiwar's pretty freaking close to perfect (English fluency-wise), don't you think?
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I really liked this video. A lot. Haha.
Well hopefully I will learn enough, though I really know nothing, by my trip I hope to get some basic phrases out of the way. It won't be to impress people, but just because I want to know and to see if I can at least communicate with a native.
Well after my final IB exam tomorrow it's daily practice!
Japan in two weeks!
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How would you say:
"Stop being so racist! What are you trying to say about my brain?! Stop being such a douche-osaurus-rex?!"
And more seriously: "Honestly, how is my Japanese?" "Be honest."
After this I will teach some Spanish and see how they do. :D They'll know how to say "pan".
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HAHAHA!
I agree with the sentiment that Japanese people will never people able to speak English perfectly. I agree because not many Americans can speak English perfectly.
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So my original comment wasn't wrong...I mean incorrect...I mean...whatever.
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Now, I'm interested in knowing how long it would take to properly explain
<< Doucheosaurus-rex >> to a non-native English speaker. Hours? Days? Impossible ?
- hmmmmmm
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A 'Doucheosaurus Rex' is just a big, terrible person.
I think that should be a simple enough explanation for "Doucheosaurus Rex".
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Well, that's the "essential" explanation but it's a term that operates on multiple levels which is what I love about the English language.
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I think to some extent English speakers think the opposite - because English is such a dominant language and that there are many second language speakers of English, it is more surprising if we meet someone who doesn't know English, even if it is only a little bit. Us language learners appreciate how hard it is to learn a language, and well, I'm so very glad English is my native level because I'm not sure I'd be able to get it as a second language! Having only visited English speaking countries, I can't wait to experience Japan and I hope I will have to test my Japanese skillz - and that my companions on the journey realise what it is like to be in a place where you can't communicate easily.
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And to me it's still more probable that the Japanese evolved from a separate set of primates, than the assumption that our world was created in 6 days. :-P
But don't get me wrong, Nihonjinron is still bollocks. ^_^
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Also, I highly doubt half of US American citizens believe in Creationism in the real sense, regardless of what the polls "claim."
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