Half of Japanese Authors have Meaty thumbs

JK Rowling

At this point, everyone should know that Japanese people like their cell phones. In Japan, we are seeing a decline in personal computer use and a bigger interest in more versatile mobiles (the video’s a fake, but there’s still a lot of truth in it, nonetheless). On Japanese phones there are coupon scanners, television tuners (for at least the last 5-6 years), cell phone internet speeds faster than America will ever achieve (well, maybe if Japan shares), and so much more. The point is, Japanese cell phones are the s**t, and American cell phones are not.

This morning I read this article. It was early and I was feeling a little bleary-eyed. I scanned through it and thought that it said that half of Japanese top-10 books are read on cell phones. “Okay, great,” I thought. “This sounds about right.” Americans, even, are starting to enjoy the flexibility of reading e-books on their cell phones, not to mention Amazon’s new Kindle. Granted, I was surprised that Japan was only this far ahead. Normally when it comes to cell phones and technology (and ninjas) we have to look up to them like a third-world nation. The fact is, I was totally off, and I was totally blown away by the real story, which was this:

It turns out that the article was not talking about people reading their books on cell phones. That is old news. That has been going on for years and years. The story here is that people are writing novels on cell phones. They are sitting down with their little 9-key phones and typing something up at unimaginable speeds with their tiny, muscly, fingers tapping in sinewy abandon. The most remarkable part of this is that half of Japan’s top-ten books during the first six months of this year were written on cell phones. The next thing I wanted to know was how people are actually writing these. Rin (pen name), who has sold 420,000 hard cover copies of her 142-page novel Moshimo Kimiga (If You …), says this:

“I typed it all on my mobile phone,” Rin explains matter-of-factly over the same device. “I started writing novels on my mobile when I was in junior high school and I got really quick with my thumbs, so after a while it didn’t take so long. I never planned to be a novelist, if that’s what you’d call me, so I’m still quite shocked at how successful it’s turned out.”

I’m shocked too, honestly. How could books like this become so popular? The reason is this:

Usually they are written by first-time writers, using one-name pseudonyms, for an audience of young female readers – who, in Japan especially, consult their mobile phones so regularly that the habit could be mistaken for a tic. The stories traverse teen romance, sex, drugs and other adolescent terrain in a succession of clipped one-liners, emoticons and spaces (used to show that a character is thinking), all of which can be read easily on a mobile phone interface. Scene and character development are notably missing…

Toru Ishikawa, a professor of Japanese literature at Tokyo’s Keio University, points out that Japanese mobile phones allow their owners only a limited selection of kanji, the Chinese characters regarded by Japanese as more intellectually demanding than their native syllabary. “The size of the screen also necessitates that [authors] use short, simple sentences with basic words. If that’s how you measure the quality of literature, then yes, the prevalence of writing like this will water down Japanese literature.

Emoticons are the really startling thing. Even I, as someone who is fairly liberal with his writing style (tofugu is a poor example of this supposed liberalism) am shocked and displeased with the idea of a novel being written with emoticons. Then again Japanese emoticons are ridiculously detailed and include more content than a burlap bag full of bobcats, so maybe there is some weight to their “dirty” writing.

One of the neat things about these cell-phone written books is the contributions that fans make.

“It might seem strange that young readers are going out and buying the book after they’ve already read the story on their mobile. Often it’s because they email suggestions and criticisms to the author on the novel website as the story is unfolding, so they feel like they’ve contributed to the final product, and they want a hardcopy keepsake of it.”

I’m not sure what I particularly think about these kinds of novels. I’m not a big fan of lolz-internets talk, which I would say is the rough equivalent to these cell phone novels. Then again, language does change over time, and as generations get older certain things become standard and others become old (kind of like the way my parents talk). Even so, I can’t help but think this is very similar to the genbunitchi (言文一致) movement back during the Meiji Era, where Japanese literary giants decided that they should write the way they speak (instead of like eg0-tripping elite samurai), and that was a huge and irritating change for them as well. Crazy hippies.

I hope to God, though, that we don’t begin writing with 5ymb01s and number5. Reading a novel like that sounds almost as inconvenient as writing a novel on your cell phone.

Source: SMH

 

  • DreamCager

    This is hillarious… but also very sad. *shudders*

    I like writing the way it is, and reading books as books, so this is way over my head. I can imagine a lot more of my literature-challenged friends liking this movement, however…

  • Chimiko

    I can’t imagine what it’s like to write a novel on your cellphone. I ‘ve just begun using the cellphone recently so I wouldn’t know.

  • nanci

    I really don’t like the though of this either, sounds worse then those ‘hip’ books that take place over msn chats. But to write that much on a phone, wow. (I want to see said emoticons, I hear about them all the damn time)

  • DreamCager

    This is hillarious… but also very sad. *shudders*

    I like writing the way it is, and reading books as books, so this is way over my head. I can imagine a lot more of my literature-challenged friends liking this movement, however…

  • Chimiko

    I can’t imagine what it’s like to write a novel on your cellphone. I ‘ve just begun using the cellphone recently so I wouldn’t know.

  • Kevinnwhat

    holy shit, thats ridiculous. I cant even imagine writing a book on my cell phone…wow

  • Kevinnwhat

    sry to post again, but is the iphone basically shit compared to japanese phones?

  • nanci

    I really don’t like the though of this either, sounds worse then those ‘hip’ books that take place over msn chats. But to write that much on a phone, wow. (I want to see said emoticons, I hear about them all the damn time)

  • クリストフアー

    @ Kevinnwhat

    You sure like to say the word “$#!t” haha anyways…

    I envy the Japanese and their advanced mobile technology. Too bad we’re not able to use their phones over here in America… 哀れ (~_~;)

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    That T616 Sony Ericsson is as big as her head! Yeah, I’m a cell phone whore :(

  • Kevinnwhat

    holy shit, thats ridiculous. I cant even imagine writing a book on my cell phone…wow

  • Kevinnwhat

    sry to post again, but is the iphone basically shit compared to japanese phones?

  • http://www.koichiben.com koichi

    @kevinwhat
    Although the iphone is ridiculously awesome, Japanese cell phones still beat out the American ones (including the iphone) when it comes to features, speed, and convenience. iphone is great and all, but when it comes down to it I’d rather have an equally priced Japanese phone instead.

  • クリストフアー

    @ Kevinnwhat

    You sure like to say the word “$#!t” haha anyways…

    I envy the Japanese and their advanced mobile technology. Too bad we’re not able to use their phones over here in America… 哀れ (~_~;)

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    I want a Japanese cellphone like the next guy, but lets be realistic here.

    Even if you do get a Japanese phone to work on the US cell network, it’ll just be as shitty as the US phones. Heck, it’ll probably be worst, since most of the features touted won’t work at all.

    All the features that make it better depends SOLELY on the cell phone provider. They support fast upload/download speeds because of the wireless spectrum + technology provided by the cell service (DoCoMo, Softbank, etc). Same goes for the coupon scanners and TV tuners. These are provided by the cell service companies. The framework is in place and this allows the cell phone companies to make their god-like phones. Maybe we should start wishing that companies like AT&T;, T-Mobile, etc provide services equal to that of the Japanese cell carriers. Then and only then we might get phones that are on the same level. The cell phone companies are limited to whats provided to them.

    So the question “iPhone or Japanese phone?” should be revised to “AT&T; or DoCoMo?” I’d choose DoCoMo.

    Oh funny fact, DoCoMo owns a sizable share in AT&T.; I wish they could do something about the laughable cell service here.

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    That T616 Sony Ericsson is as big as her head! Yeah, I’m a cell phone whore :(

  • http://www.koichiben.com koichi

    @kevinwhat
    Although the iphone is ridiculously awesome, Japanese cell phones still beat out the American ones (including the iphone) when it comes to features, speed, and convenience. iphone is great and all, but when it comes down to it I’d rather have an equally priced Japanese phone instead.

  • Sarra

    I hate cellphones !! heheh
    I think it is good for calling only , But it is nice to write a novel in a new way and with a different level of the language BUT we should keep the original language I mean the RIGHT one

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    I want a Japanese cellphone like the next guy, but lets be realistic here.

    Even if you do get a Japanese phone to work on the US cell network, it’ll just be as shitty as the US phones. Heck, it’ll probably be worst, since most of the features touted won’t work at all.

    All the features that make it better depends SOLELY on the cell phone provider. They support fast upload/download speeds because of the wireless spectrum + technology provided by the cell service (DoCoMo, Softbank, etc). Same goes for the coupon scanners and TV tuners. These are provided by the cell service companies. The framework is in place and this allows the cell phone companies to make their god-like phones. Maybe we should start wishing that companies like AT&T, T-Mobile, etc provide services equal to that of the Japanese cell carriers. Then and only then we might get phones that are on the same level. The cell phone companies are limited to whats provided to them.

    So the question “iPhone or Japanese phone?” should be revised to “AT&T or DoCoMo?” I’d choose DoCoMo.

    Oh funny fact, DoCoMo owns a sizable share in AT&T. I wish they could do something about the laughable cell service here.

  • Sarra

    I hate cellphones !! heheh
    I think it is good for calling only , But it is nice to write a novel in a new way and with a different level of the language BUT we should keep the original language I mean the RIGHT one

  • lonna

    Wow~ I love my cellphone but I would never write a novel on it! After sending one text my fingers hurt! i can’t imagine a novel being that fantastic being written with a bunch of emotions. Sigh, I can’t stand the way people abbreviate things….
    Has anyone heard the commercials in America on the radio for cellphone providers, were they have the teenage girl who speaks in ‘texting’ code and they need a translator for it? ::Barf::

  • Ramaja

    I dont live in US but in Italy: our cellphone network is probably comparable with the one in Japan and we have possibly the largest base of users in the world, looking at man/phone rate, yet, our cell services are poor, way behind many other countries, becauser of a mix of provider’s greed, ignorance of the end users and foul pricing.

    So far we are one of the few countries without a decent data flat rate and internet options on cellphones are so weird to make anyone wonder what the hell the provider was thinkinng on creating them.

    Believe me: it is not about technical services but it’s about technology culture among the end users :-|

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    @Ramaja

    That is true. The culture among the end users have influence on what is being provided and thus the provider (supposably) accommodates to those needs by providing the technical services. But ultimately in the end it is up to the provider to provide those services as they are the ones that have the resources to execute it.

    It just seems to me the Japanese cell providers are willing to take more risks with random services like coupon scanners and built-in credit cards. I honestly don’t think there was a demand for these services, but they took the risk and the market accepted it. In the US the providers are very conservative.

    It really depends on how you look at it I suppose.

  • lonna

    Wow~ I love my cellphone but I would never write a novel on it! After sending one text my fingers hurt! i can’t imagine a novel being that fantastic being written with a bunch of emotions. Sigh, I can’t stand the way people abbreviate things….
    Has anyone heard the commercials in America on the radio for cellphone providers, were they have the teenage girl who speaks in ‘texting’ code and they need a translator for it? ::Barf::

  • Ramaja

    I dont live in US but in Italy: our cellphone network is probably comparable with the one in Japan and we have possibly the largest base of users in the world, looking at man/phone rate, yet, our cell services are poor, way behind many other countries, becauser of a mix of provider’s greed, ignorance of the end users and foul pricing.

    So far we are one of the few countries without a decent data flat rate and internet options on cellphones are so weird to make anyone wonder what the hell the provider was thinkinng on creating them.

    Believe me: it is not about technical services but it’s about technology culture among the end users :-|

  • http://www.TheUnderC.com Asagao

    Hmm… I’m hoping that they come out with the flying car soon. If people can write novels on cell phones, then I want my flying car!

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    @Ramaja

    That is true. The culture among the end users have influence on what is being provided and thus the provider (supposably) accommodates to those needs by providing the technical services. But ultimately in the end it is up to the provider to provide those services as they are the ones that have the resources to execute it.

    It just seems to me the Japanese cell providers are willing to take more risks with random services like coupon scanners and built-in credit cards. I honestly don’t think there was a demand for these services, but they took the risk and the market accepted it. In the US the providers are very conservative.

    It really depends on how you look at it I suppose.

  • Ramaja

    @Viet
    True, very true: unless a company choses to take risks, nothing is going to move on the market.
    There is something that has to be considered anyway, which is “competition state on the market” by different providers. When one of the actors choses to take a risk, the other companies will wait and see how the business delevops, before acting accordingly. It is up to the end user to chose the destiny of a given offer, and if they react well, the other Cell providers will have to take conuntermeasure to avoid loosing market share.
    Another issue is up to the country you live in: USA is not japan, with large distances which need to be covered for a functional Cell phone system (with a low number of access, menaing low incomes): UMTS (3G) cells (same as in japan) offer much in term of services, but cover smaller areas compared with GPRS/2.5G meaning they are expensive for a country like USA.
    Then it comes to the rules: in a country like Italy, where in spite of all antitrust laws, there is space for manouveing for cell companies and where privatization of state Phone company led to an umballanced system, we just have 4 true cell phone operators available (one of which works on 3G band only) meaning that, without a willing control authority, such company tend to drive a sort underground cartel, bringing very similar offer and prices to the costumers. Then don’t need to hurry up because none of the four society will “take the risk” we were talking about: market share allows all four of them to prosper meaning they don’t have interest in waging war each others.
    Last but not least, risks may get companies in trouble. We have seen that with NTT DoCoMo, which tried pushing 3G in Japan with a network not compatibile with the old 2.5G system.
    AU/KDDI on the contrary, having entered later the market, was able to introduce a new network which allowed user to roam between KDDI 2.5G and 3G on the same cellphone (AU and NTT networks are not compatibile between them).
    DoCoMo survived thanks to his huge ammount of old clients but it took a serious hit anyway.
    Vodafone Japan on the contrary was pushed out of the market because of it’s too prudent attitude on new tecnologies till it sold it’s share of the japan service to Softbank.
    What really pushes the Japan Forward in technology is, IMO, about how ready are the end user to accept new offers: the fact that someone can even “think” about writing a book on T9 keyboard is something that shoud not be underestimate. Cell phone companies know this and know thay got to move foprward just to Keep their share of the market (Remember what happenend to Vodafone Japan).
    In Italy this never happened, with people content of direct phone call and SMS, while in USA many got blinded by the WiFi chimera which is good if you are inside a building (where you have usually something else to do) but won’t work on true mobility as 3G does.
    For Cell companies it was convenient to let fast data access systems manged by privates, but this left the whole Cell phone network 10 years behind Japan (WiMax not even being considered in near future, nor HDSPA, nor HUSPA).

    Something that should be considered as well is how much time the Japanese spend on mobility: many people every day move hundred of Km to get at work and then back home, most of them by train or tube: They need to move light and without low encumbrance and the Cellphone is all they usually get with them. Here is the high demand for TV broadcasting, Internet and even E-Books so that they can kill time they spend on pubblic transport.
    This is something that does not happens Here in Euroep, nor in the USA, where most people prefer to move by Car, reducing the time they spend idling compared to a typical Japanese employee.

  • http://www.TheUnderC.com Asagao

    Hmm… I’m hoping that they come out with the flying car soon. If people can write novels on cell phones, then I want my flying car!

  • Ramaja

    @Viet
    True, very true: unless a company choses to take risks, nothing is going to move on the market.
    There is something that has to be considered anyway, which is “competition state on the market” by different providers. When one of the actors choses to take a risk, the other companies will wait and see how the business delevops, before acting accordingly. It is up to the end user to chose the destiny of a given offer, and if they react well, the other Cell providers will have to take conuntermeasure to avoid loosing market share.
    Another issue is up to the country you live in: USA is not japan, with large distances which need to be covered for a functional Cell phone system (with a low number of access, menaing low incomes): UMTS (3G) cells (same as in japan) offer much in term of services, but cover smaller areas compared with GPRS/2.5G meaning they are expensive for a country like USA.
    Then it comes to the rules: in a country like Italy, where in spite of all antitrust laws, there is space for manouveing for cell companies and where privatization of state Phone company led to an umballanced system, we just have 4 true cell phone operators available (one of which works on 3G band only) meaning that, without a willing control authority, such company tend to drive a sort underground cartel, bringing very similar offer and prices to the costumers. Then don’t need to hurry up because none of the four society will “take the risk” we were talking about: market share allows all four of them to prosper meaning they don’t have interest in waging war each others.
    Last but not least, risks may get companies in trouble. We have seen that with NTT DoCoMo, which tried pushing 3G in Japan with a network not compatibile with the old 2.5G system.
    AU/KDDI on the contrary, having entered later the market, was able to introduce a new network which allowed user to roam between KDDI 2.5G and 3G on the same cellphone (AU and NTT networks are not compatibile between them).
    DoCoMo survived thanks to his huge ammount of old clients but it took a serious hit anyway.
    Vodafone Japan on the contrary was pushed out of the market because of it’s too prudent attitude on new tecnologies till it sold it’s share of the japan service to Softbank.
    What really pushes the Japan Forward in technology is, IMO, about how ready are the end user to accept new offers: the fact that someone can even “think” about writing a book on T9 keyboard is something that shoud not be underestimate. Cell phone companies know this and know thay got to move foprward just to Keep their share of the market (Remember what happenend to Vodafone Japan).
    In Italy this never happened, with people content of direct phone call and SMS, while in USA many got blinded by the WiFi chimera which is good if you are inside a building (where you have usually something else to do) but won’t work on true mobility as 3G does.
    For Cell companies it was convenient to let fast data access systems manged by privates, but this left the whole Cell phone network 10 years behind Japan (WiMax not even being considered in near future, nor HDSPA, nor HUSPA).

    Something that should be considered as well is how much time the Japanese spend on mobility: many people every day move hundred of Km to get at work and then back home, most of them by train or tube: They need to move light and without low encumbrance and the Cellphone is all they usually get with them. Here is the high demand for TV broadcasting, Internet and even E-Books so that they can kill time they spend on pubblic transport.
    This is something that does not happens Here in Euroep, nor in the USA, where most people prefer to move by Car, reducing the time they spend idling compared to a typical Japanese employee.

  • Fredy

    Nice article. Yeah, Japanese phones are advanced and USA’s companies need to step up. That’s kinda crazy about the novels. When are full feature films gonna be made on the phones? haha. Iphone3.0 “edit your videos and background music”. That will be pretty intense right there.

    Also, what happened to the layout?

  • Rebekah

    I don’t even have a cell phone, I’m so far behind.

    @Lonna: IDK my BFF, Jill?
    I find the commercials foolish, but they’re funny to watch.

  • Fredy

    Nice article. Yeah, Japanese phones are advanced and USA’s companies need to step up. That’s kinda crazy about the novels. When are full feature films gonna be made on the phones? haha. Iphone3.0 “edit your videos and background music”. That will be pretty intense right there.

    Also, what happened to the layout?

  • Rebekah

    I don’t even have a cell phone, I’m so far behind.

    @Lonna: IDK my BFF, Jill?
    I find the commercials foolish, but they’re funny to watch.

  • Jon

    Do you think these novels, due to their simpler nature, would be good reading practice for Japanese learners?

  • Jon

    Do you think these novels, due to their simpler nature, would be good reading practice for Japanese learners?

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    I would say no to that one. It would be like reading a novel in watered down LOLcat speak in order to learn English.

  • http://www.tofugu.com koichi

    I would say no to that one. It would be like reading a novel in watered down LOLcat speak in order to learn English.

  • http://www.shophola.com shophola

    hey! but i think it's not bad

  • http://www.englishclass.com.tw 英文家教

    Don't stop learning people. Just keep at it and you'll get it eventually.

  • http://www.englishclass.com.tw 英文家教

    Studying isn't easy but if you keep at it you will reap the reward. Everyone should keep learning and not stop.

  • Guest

    Studying isn't easy but if you keep at it you will reap the reward. Everyone should keep learning and not stop.

  • http://www.handbags-club.com/ Designer handbags

    holy shit, thats ridiculous. I cant even imagine writing a book on my cell phone…wow

  • http://hi.baidu.com/yishiym123 TwoBlue

    Although the iphone is ridiculously awesome, Japanese cell phones still beat out the American ones (including the iphone) when it comes to features, speed, and convenience. iphone is great and all, but when it comes down to it I'd rather have an equally priced Japanese phone instead.

  • http://www.handbags-club.com/ Designer handbags

    holy shit, thats ridiculous. I cant even imagine writing a book on my cell phone…wow

  • http://hi.baidu.com/yishiym123 TwoBlue

    Although the iphone is ridiculously awesome, Japanese cell phones still beat out the American ones (including the iphone) when it comes to features, speed, and convenience. iphone is great and all, but when it comes down to it I'd rather have an equally priced Japanese phone instead.