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Paradise TV, beloved Japanese satellite smut-provider, will be hosting its annual 24 hour charity event this weekend: 24時面テレビエロは地球を救う or “24 Hour Telethon Porn Can Save the World”.

Stop! Aids will be the day’s motto (the punctuation seems a bit wonky but it’s a lovely sentiment, all the same); all proceeds earned during the 24-hour span will go to the Japan Foundation for AIDS Prevention (JFAP). The basic idea of this event is simple: AV (adult video) enthusiasts contribute to Paradise TV’s collective endowment in return for the enlargement of their collective endowment.

Disclaimer

As you can imagine, this won’t be your average pledge drive. With Paradise Studios set up to resemble a kind of lewd, televised matsuri (festival), it’s sure to be the scene of many a questionably-charitable act (pictures generously provided at the bottom of the page).

For example, after donating the minimum 3,000 円 (approximately $26 US) to JFAP and slipping on a condom, guests at the event can enter the Tekoki Jinja (手コキ神社 or Hand-Job Shrine) where one helping hand deserves another. Inside, men will have three minutes of stroke time with one of Paradise’s leading AV ladies (who arms herself beforehand with tissues, paper towels, and disinfectant).

When interviewed, Kenichiro Suzuki, Manager of International Sales, said, “Most guys think that the time period is too short…but [the actresses] are professional” (source). In fact, last year’s “customer satisfaction” rate was 80%. Not too shabby for three minutes. And, while not everyone can…er… make that final contribution, shall we say?—those people are allowed to line back up.

Another notable feature of the telethon is the Oppai Bokin (おっぱい募金 or Breast Fund). Here, yet another big chested hearted actress will lift her shirt for any openhanded man who has donated a mere 1,000 円 (approximately $8.75 US), allowing him five double-handed squeezes (tallied by a nearby assistant). My research indicates that the grope-limit was imposed after an unfortunate incident a few years back when over-fondling resulted in painful swelling for one AID-fighting AV idol.

Last but not least, there is the Oshikko Bia Gaaden (おしっこビアガーデン or Pee Beer Garden). Well, sure, there’s other stuff, like the Wet-Undies Auction, Strip Mahjong Room, or Ball Rubbing Station, but come on, this is urophagia (one of the more hardcore urine fetishes) we’re talking about here. This takes priority, being higher up on the Japanese Scale of Weird Sexual Acts.

Basically, in the makeshift bar on the Studios’ rooftop (of all places), still more topless women will be waiting to act as both barmaid and tap. Men with a penchant for pee have to donate at least 300 円 (about $2.60 US) to sample the stuff (straight from the source, if so desired D: ). There will also be food dishes to be had, all seasoned, of course, by the actresses before service. Lovely.

Tekoki Jinja Thumb Oppai Bokin Oshikko Beer Garden Thumb

Personally, I’m on the fence about this one. While many of the things done to raise money this weekend seem humiliating for the AV actresses and actors, as well as possibly illegal (after talking to my Japanese friends about this kind of “prostitution”, in it seems that PTV may have found a loophole), I can’t deny that they’re doing it for a worthy cause. Though my particular moral stance inclines me toward tamer forms of charity (washing cars, selling cookies, etc), I’m sure that Paradise’s campaign will earn a heck of a lot more money their way, don’t you think?

Source: Random Japanese Blog

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    Man… This shit won’t fly in the States.

  • Kurisu

    Erin, you would make an article like this lol, jk. Just a question on the first section, 手コキ神社, isn’t that in a way touching on the soil of prostitution? I know the money is going to charity, but wouldn’t that be illegal? (Assuming that prostitution is illegal in Japan, if it isn’t then by all means…) Correct me if I’m wrong. But I’m only assuming it’s illegal based on the fact that uncensored porn is illegal in Japan; “injurious to public morals.”.

  • http://www.tofugu.com Erin

    Kurisu:

    I would write this article, wouldn’t I? At any rate, I think that PTV is getting around the laws by censoring their telethon—I would imagine this is possible?

    And, now that I think about some more, it I’m pretty sure the whole thing is being treated like regular porn, with men being “compensated” in the event t-shirts they receive after paying the minimum donation at the shrine (I left that out of the article, though). Maybe that’s what makes it ok? None of my friends could come up with an answer, either, other than it must not be illegal, since they’ve been doing this for a few years.

  • jazz bassist

    well then…

  • Dan

    Wow. Just…wow.

    It’s nice to see how “sexually open” a society can be, but there’s a fine fine line between “donation” and “prostitution”. Also,the whole おっぱい募金 thing seems a BIT sexist. I mean would it ever ever happen the other way around, with girls paying to “grab” a random guy. DEF. NOT.

  • http://tofugu.com Erin

    Dan:

    Ah, but you missed the Ball Rubbing Station (玉もミ募金) bit (it wasn’t as interesting as the Beer Garden, I thought)! For a minimum 1 円, any woman (or man) can fondle a willing AV actor’s parts. Not much money is raised at this station, true, but it exists!

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    Man… This shit won’t fly in the States.

  • Kurisu

    Erin, you would make an article like this lol, jk. Just a question on the first section, 手コキ神社, isn’t that in a way touching on the soil of prostitution? I know the money is going to charity, but wouldn’t that be illegal? (Assuming that prostitution is illegal in Japan, if it isn’t then by all means…) Correct me if I’m wrong. But I’m only assuming it’s illegal based on the fact that uncensored porn is illegal in Japan; “injurious to public morals.”.

  • http://www.tofugu.com Erin

    Kurisu:

    I would write this article, wouldn’t I? At any rate, I think that PTV is getting around the laws by censoring their telethon—I would imagine this is possible?

    And, now that I think about some more, it I’m pretty sure the whole thing is being treated like regular porn, with men being “compensated” in the event t-shirts they receive after paying the minimum donation at the shrine (I left that out of the article, though). Maybe that’s what makes it ok? None of my friends could come up with an answer, either, other than it must not be illegal, since they’ve been doing this for a few years.

  • Kurisu

    玉もミ募金… haha. Something like a 2 for 1 deal… get it? 2 for 1, *baaaa-zing!* I suck at jokes.

  • Kevin

    haha good cause, but this is ridiculouss lol

  • jazz bassist

    well then…

  • Dan

    Wow. Just…wow.

    It’s nice to see how “sexually open” a society can be, but there’s a fine fine line between “donation” and “prostitution”. Also,the whole おっぱい募金 thing seems a BIT sexist. I mean would it ever ever happen the other way around, with girls paying to “grab” a random guy. DEF. NOT.

  • http://tofugu.com Erin

    Dan:

    Ah, but you missed the Ball Rubbing Station (玉もミ募金) bit (it wasn’t as interesting as the Beer Garden, I thought)! For a minimum 1 円, any woman (or man) can fondle a willing AV actor’s parts. Not much money is raised at this station, true, but it exists! 

  • Kurisu

    玉もミ募金… haha. Something like a 2 for 1 deal… get it? 2 for 1, *baaaa-zing!* I suck at jokes.

  • http://www.tendy.org Tendrax

    Crazy japanese… Lol.

    As Viet said this would NEVER get off the ground in the states.

    I like how the weirdest sex act is the cheapest.

  • Kevin

    haha good cause, but this is ridiculouss lol

  • http://www.tendy.org Tendrax

    Crazy japanese… Lol.

    As Viet said this would NEVER get off the ground in the states.

    I like how the weirdest sex act is the cheapest.

  • http://myspace.com/fredydb327 fredy

    Interesting? Incredible… as in unbelievable… it does seem like prostitution a bit, and yeah, this wouldn’t go down in the states. Watch us all hear something like this soon… haha! It is something very open, though. Yeah, and some of that stuff is just plain wierd and things I don’t understand and not sure I want to understand. Eh, to each his or her own fetish? So has Tofugu gotten a lot of hits because of the keywords like the tags? Haha. I can see Tofugu being on the top of the search list.

  • Leigh

    Just you wait…give the States a few years…I mean, after all, everything that comes out of Japan is catches on eventually ’round here…First host clubs…then next this…

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    I like how the Google Ads are outputting a mix of ‘Donations’, ‘Charities’, ‘Fundraising’ and ‘Japanese Girls for Dating’.

  • http://myspace.com/fredydb327 fredy

    Interesting? Incredible… as in unbelievable… it does seem like prostitution a bit, and yeah, this wouldn’t go down in the states. Watch us all hear something like this soon… haha! It is something very open, though. Yeah, and some of that stuff is just plain wierd and things I don’t understand and not sure I want to understand. Eh, to each his or her own fetish? So has Tofugu gotten a lot of hits because of the keywords like the tags? Haha. I can see Tofugu being on the top of the search list.

  • Kirby

    zOMG TORRENT PLZ

    LOL this is amazing. I’m sure that there would be a lot of donations if they did this for everything.

  • Nanci E.

    Okay, to show your boobs, give out samples of um…your bodily fluids (:X), for charity is one thing, but we’re talking about touching and jerking people off. I think they cross the line, but 3 min is not a long time (proffesionals, lol), but still…no.

  • Leigh

    Just you wait…give the States a few years…I mean, after all, everything that comes out of Japan is catches on eventually ’round here…First host clubs…then next this…

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    I like how the Google Ads are outputting a mix of ‘Donations’, ‘Charities’, ‘Fundraising’ and ‘Japanese Girls for Dating’.

  • Kirby

    zOMG TORRENT PLZ

    LOL this is amazing. I’m sure that there would be a lot of donations if they did this for everything.

  • Nanci E.

    Okay, to show your boobs, give out samples of um…your bodily fluids (:X), for charity is one thing, but we’re talking about touching and jerking people off. I think they cross the line, but 3 min is not a long time (proffesionals, lol), but still…no.

  • Onimusha Nosferatu

    HAHA nihon ga DAISUKI. av idols seem so out of place in japanese society, but i think they’re more accepted in japan then pornstars in america. the time limit is hilarious. they really should charge more so the guys get their money’s worth.

  • Onimusha Nosferatu

    HAHA nihon ga DAISUKI. av idols seem so out of place in japanese society, but i think they’re more accepted in japan then pornstars in america. the time limit is hilarious. they really should charge more so the guys get their money’s worth.

  • http://rizkypuji.livejournal.com miya

    argh!! one of the thing i hate about japan..
    *sigh*

  • http://rizkypuji.livejournal.com miya

    argh!! one of the thing i hate about japan..
    *sigh*

  • Mathias

    Sex sells! Even Tofugu seems to understand that. ;-)

    But this post for sure came unexpected. First that vending machine thing and now that… – wait – i think i got an idea for a new vending machine…

  • http://www.koichiben.com koichi

    @Mathias
    Sorry, Mathias, porn vending machines already exist…only in sketchy areas though :P

  • Mathias

    Sex sells! Even Tofugu seems to understand that. ;-)

    But this post for sure came unexpected. First that vending machine thing and now that… – wait – i think i got an idea for a new vending machine…

  • http://www.koichiben.com koichi

    @Mathias
    Sorry, Mathias, porn vending machines already exist…only in sketchy areas though :P

  • Mathias

    Damn it! ^^

  • Mathias

    Damn it! ^^

  • Moka (onna)

    o_o The intention was good, but here the means used to serve that cause are just vulgar and those women are only cheapening-humbling themselves… -_-‘ (I’m not a feminist or anything but here it’s just pissing me off) and speaking of the Japanese Weird Sexual Acts, hmm…every country has its bad sides…Anyway, I’d also be for the usual ways to raise funds.

  • Moka (onna)

    o_o The intention was good, but here the means used to serve that cause are just vulgar and those women are only cheapening-humbling themselves… -_-‘ (I’m not a feminist or anything but here it’s just pissing me off) and speaking of the Japanese Weird Sexual Acts, hmm…every country has its bad sides…Anyway, I’d also be for the usual ways to raise funds.

  • Jonathan

    did those pictures already come with poor censorchip? lol

  • http://www.tofugu.com Erin

    Jonathan:

    I used the default pixelation setting on my photoshop D:

    Oh, but the hand-job picture on the bottom came pixelated. I thought you could still see too much… so I pixelated it again. Guess it wasn’t enough?

  • Jonathan

    did those pictures already come with poor censorchip? lol

  • http://www.tofugu.com Erin

    Jonathan:

    I used the default pixelation setting on my photoshop D:

    Oh, but the hand-job picture on the bottom came pixelated. I thought you could still see too much… so I pixelated it again. Guess it wasn’t enough?

  • Jonathan

    Would have been better if you just used black bars on everything lol

    Well actually they aren’t that bad (they only seem to show more if the picture is smaller), but the second one needs more, you can still make out her blah.

  • Jonathan

    Would have been better if you just used black bars on everything lol

    Well actually they aren’t that bad (they only seem to show more if the picture is smaller), but the second one needs more, you can still make out her blah.

  • lonna

    I just can’t believe this would take off!
    “So Takeshi-kun what you doin’ tomorrow?”
    “Oh, going to the PTV thing, can’t wait to drink so random girls pee. You?”
    “…Yeah…”

    Talk about awkward! LOL

  • lonna

    I just can’t believe this would take off!
    “So Takeshi-kun what you doin’ tomorrow?”
    “Oh, going to the PTV thing, can’t wait to drink so random girls pee. You?”
    “…Yeah…”

    Talk about awkward! LOL

  • NeoSuneku4KIBA

    Yeah, in the states this would kinda count as Prostitution BUT at the same time its for a good cause…so it's pretty much a double edged sword.

  • WOTDsctoo

    I'm using this article (more censored than it is already here) for a class tomorrow.
    We're on our ethics unit. ;-)

  • http://tofugu.com Tofugu_Erin

    Neat! Glad these articles are good for something.

  • masterman300

    give less sensoring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    give me unsensored or give me death

  • masterman300

    (quoted from article–> “Personally, I’m on the fence about this one. While many of the things done to raise money this weekend seem humiliating for the AV actresses and actors, as well as possibly illegal (after talking to my Japanese friends about this kind of “prostitution”, in it seems that PTV may have found a loophole), I can’t deny that they’re doing it for a worthy cause. Though my particular moral stance inclines me toward tamer forms of charity (washing cars, selling cookies, etc), I’m sure that Paradise’s campaign will earn a heck of a lot more money their way, don’t you think?”

    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • GJB995

    Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That's Jimmy sick and strange s ever!

  • masterman300

    i am not sick you are spandex! ps that was the old me i am not like that anymore

  • narutobleach111

    bull crap jimmy{he is still like that i'm pretty sure that he is}

  • me

    umm,,,,

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    umm,,,,

  • anon3000

    Just wanted to share that, correct me if I am wrong, prostitution isn't illegal in Japan. Japan's “pleasure centers” (trying to use a more appropriate name) have been around since samurai times and they still are around.

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  • anon3000

    Just wanted to share that, correct me if I am wrong, prostitution isn't illegal in Japan. Japan's “pleasure centers” (trying to use a more appropriate name) have been around since samurai times and they still are around.

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  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/A4BPYAYB7WFPFGY3Q5YVIW47AQ Robert

    Wish it would though.