Canned Disaster Relief Ramen NOT a Disaster

Canned RamenYou’d think that after possible nuclear meltdown, a heat wave, minor tsunami, and regular Godzilla attacks, people would be tired of canned disaster food. Problem is, people can’t get enough of it.

Fujitaka, a Kyoto-based vending machine manufacturer came up with the idea of serving people ramen out of the can. The Japanese people can’t stop making things better. First they took American VCRs and turned them into transformers; now they are taking those old-fashioned, third-world country Styrofoam ‘Cup Noodles’ and turning them canned and futuristic. That’s right, no water necessary. All your cans are belong to us. It’s the perfect still lives with mom 40 year old’s disaster relief food.

The trick, according to Mainichi News, is using konnyaku to make the noodles. This way, the noodles don’t get soggy and you can enjoy your not-soggy ramen under a pile of rubble after that earthquake hits (without a hotpot!). According to the picture above, you can even get them out of the vending machine hot! This has made them so popular that the company is barely able to keep up with demand. Now that’s ridiculous.

The story behind this ramen gets a bit stranger:

Yu Yamada got the idea for marketing canned ramen after serving as a volunteer in the wake of the 2004 Niigata earthquake, when he took cans of noodles to those forced to live in evacuation areas following the temblor.

“It was surprising to see how delighted everybody was by the noodles. I just couldn’t forget the joyous looks on people’s faces,” Yamada tells Sunday Mainichi.

The question burning on everyone’s mind here is “when will I see these cans here in the States/Europe/wherever?” I personally have no idea. If you’ve seen canned ramen around shoot a comment and let us know where you got it (internet is okay, too, I guess). I imagine we won’t be seeing ready-to-eat ramen until Fujitaka gets their supply problems figured out. Until then, you’ll have to stick with your Styrofoam cups and boiling water. What a tough life you have.

  • http://antoniopratas.com Antonio Pratas

    awesome, it would optimize the time that one needs to cook ramen and let us be even more productive. That or it would be less boring, since the boiling water looks like it takes forever.ht

  • Dan

    NONE of my friends here in the states understand what a big part vending machines play in the lives of the Japanese. If you are going to have a TON of vending machines all around a city, you have to do it right, and the Japanese really do. I don’t know HOW many times I was walking around Tokyo and though “I really want a slimming green tea with antioxidants” and lo and behold, a vending machine would pop up right in front of me. Genius.

    Now, those vending machines with iPods that I ‘ve seen in Tokyo may be taking it a BIT too far, but wow, the US could really learn something here.

  • http://antoniopratas.com Antonio Pratas

    awesome, it would optimize the time that one needs to cook ramen and let us be even more productive. That or it would be less boring, since the boiling water looks like it takes forever.ht

  • Dan

    NONE of my friends here in the states understand what a big part vending machines play in the lives of the Japanese. If you are going to have a TON of vending machines all around a city, you have to do it right, and the Japanese really do. I don’t know HOW many times I was walking around Tokyo and though “I really want a slimming green tea with antioxidants” and lo and behold, a vending machine would pop up right in front of me. Genius.

    Now, those vending machines with iPods that I ‘ve seen in Tokyo may be taking it a BIT too far, but wow, the US could really learn something here.

  • Nanci E.

    Wow, I don’t think I would prefer this over the original ramen noodles. And I honestly do not understand how many vending machines there are in one place in Japan. Ipods? Well I have so much to learn, so thank you guys for putting up such a site. Hopefully when I go to Japan next year I won’t be that lost with Japanese culture.

  • Max

    Now that sounds awesome.
    SCALDING DISASTER NOODLE CANS! haha now that sounds awesome

  • Nanci E.

    Wow, I don’t think I would prefer this over the original ramen noodles. And I honestly do not understand how many vending machines there are in one place in Japan. Ipods? Well I have so much to learn, so thank you guys for putting up such a site. Hopefully when I go to Japan next year I won’t be that lost with Japanese culture.

  • Max

    Now that sounds awesome.
    SCALDING DISASTER NOODLE CANS! haha now that sounds awesome

  • Tyler

    It’s a wierd way to serve noodles, but it’s convienient. I wonder why people in America would want to eat that. Who knows how they cook that stuff. I wouldn’t eat that.(Especially out of a can)

  • Tyler

    It’s a wierd way to serve noodles, but it’s convienient. I wonder why people in America would want to eat that. Who knows how they cook that stuff. I wouldn’t eat that.(Especially out of a can)

  • Eevee

    Wow, now that’s automation. Just pop it open for delicious, but not guaranteeably fresh, ramen!
    I personally would love to try this.
    Well, the guy in the picture seems to be enjoying it, so why not? Hopefully someone going to a Japan in the near future will get a chance to try it and give us a little review.

    But man, have you seen a picture of that konnyaku plant? Scary.

  • http://rizkypuji.livejournal.com miya

    japanese are genious in making things easier XD
    (although i admit the shoes and iPods in vending machine is a bit too far x____X)
    hehe~ i kinda curious about vending machine, since there’s no vending machine in my country..)
    i guess maybe if japanese continue this vending machine culture, soon there will be a all-you-need vending machine XD
    hahaha~ okay that was just stupid..
    (..or Genious?!)
    *lols*

  • Eevee

    Wow, now that’s automation. Just pop it open for delicious, but not guaranteeably fresh, ramen!
    I personally would love to try this.
    Well, the guy in the picture seems to be enjoying it, so why not? Hopefully someone going to a Japan in the near future will get a chance to try it and give us a little review.

    But man, have you seen a picture of that konnyaku plant? Scary.

  • http://rizkypuji.livejournal.com miya

    japanese are genious in making things easier XD
    (although i admit the shoes and iPods in vending machine is a bit too far x____X)
    hehe~ i kinda curious about vending machine, since there’s no vending machine in my country..)
    i guess maybe if japanese continue this vending machine culture, soon there will be a all-you-need vending machine XD
    hahaha~ okay that was just stupid..
    (..or Genious?!)
    *lols*

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    Man.. Where were all these weird things when we were over there?

  • http://www.vietamins.com Viet

    Man.. Where were all these weird things when we were over there?

  • http://www.myspace.com/shortstickgirl b3rri3happy

    wow i have heard of those canned noodles before i heard you could get some with oden in the cans have you heard of umaibou?

  • http://www.myspace.com/shortstickgirl b3rri3happy

    wow i have heard of those canned noodles before i heard you could get some with oden in the cans have you heard of umaibou?

  • http://www.tendy.org Tendrax

    I want to try this so bad.

  • http://www.tendy.org Tendrax

    I want to try this so bad.

  • mrthunderclees4

    I think it is funny about getting shoes and an I pod out of a vending machine. Things like that would never work in America, I mean you have to put all kinds of chains, locks and mesh wire on a machine for potato chips just to keep someone from stealing those $.50 bags of lays.

  • mrthunderclees4

    I think it is funny about getting shoes and an I pod out of a vending machine. Things like that would never work in America, I mean you have to put all kinds of chains, locks and mesh wire on a machine for potato chips just to keep someone from stealing those $.50 bags of lays.

  • http://caseyontiveros.com C Ontiveros

    Canned Ramen might be the most important thing that has even happened in the history of the vending machine world. When Zombies attack and people are stranded, only the Japanese will be in a safe spot. Vending Machines with Ramen will save Japan.

    And the only way a vending machine can go to far is if you can get a bride out of a vending machine.

  • http://caseyontiveros.com C Ontiveros

    Canned Ramen might be the most important thing that has even happened in the history of the vending machine world. When Zombies attack and people are stranded, only the Japanese will be in a safe spot. Vending Machines with Ramen will save Japan.

    And the only way a vending machine can go to far is if you can get a bride out of a vending machine.

  • Lord Voldemort

    Konnyaku noodles sound really yummy! I would so eat them if they came to America. Cup noodle sounds kinda blah, but they’re actually really good. You’d probably get really tired of it if you eat it every day, but once in a while isn’t too bad.

  • Lord Voldemort

    Konnyaku noodles sound really yummy! I would so eat them if they came to America. Cup noodle sounds kinda blah, but they’re actually really good. You’d probably get really tired of it if you eat it every day, but once in a while isn’t too bad.

  • The Pam

    There’s a new iPod vending machine in my local Stop&Shop grocery store right here in Western Massachusetts. It sell $500 headphones as well. I’m not kidding. Maybe they’ll get those noodles next…

  • The Pam

    There’s a new iPod vending machine in my local Stop&Shop grocery store right here in Western Massachusetts. It sell $500 headphones as well. I’m not kidding. Maybe they’ll get those noodles next…

  • Autumn

    The Japanese are always thinking ahead.

    I want canned ramen : [

  • Autumn

    The Japanese are always thinking ahead.

    I want canned ramen : [

  • Marvin

    okay wait if you can get the ramen in cans right?
    and

    they can be purchased

    HOT

    ..

    society wins again.

    unless they tape like a piece of cloth to your can

  • Marvin

    “Konnyaku has almost no calories but is very high in fiber”

    Doesnt fiber make you

    poop?

  • Marvin

    okay wait if you can get the ramen in cans right?
    and

    they can be purchased

    HOT

    ..

    society wins again.

    unless they tape like a piece of cloth to your can

  • Marvin

    “Konnyaku has almost no calories but is very high in fiber”

    Doesnt fiber make you

    poop?