ウルトラローライズデニムビキニパンツ (Ho Pants)
01. Jul, 2007
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Hey ladies! Running out of ways to tell men “I’m available and easy”? Got a festering wound on your lower hip that needs to be aired out? Can’t think of a birthday gift for your great aunt Melba? Well, allow me to introduce you to the product of the unholy union of Brazil and Japan: Ultra Low-Rise Denim Bikini Pants (9,240 円, about $75)! Intrigued? Horrified? Bear with me.
These jeans aren’t held up with buttons or belts, but with two little strings and maybe some double-sided tape. The “bikini” portion stops just short of your woman (or man, if you’re extra-daring) parts, exposing a good third of your ass. What this means is that no real underwear can be worn with these pants… but if you’re the kind who would buy these, chances are good that you don’t wear underwear in the first place. Also, notice the zipper. It’s not in the front, as that would make too much sense, but on the side, allowing for an extra couple inches of visible skin.
Sadly, there are no pockets in these jeans, but no worries! Stuff a wad of cash in your bra and stick your car keys down next to your crotch–you’ll be good to go because you’re just that classy.
Is my absolute hatred of these jeans apparent yet?
Hopefully my sarcasm is as overtly blunt as I think it is, because honestly, Ultra Low-Rise Denim Bikini Pants are an affront to all woman-kind. If I saw a woman walking around in these I would punch her in the ovaries (which would be, conveniently, visible).
Picture Source: Sanna’s Brazil Fashion
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Which is, I’m sure, exactly what the makers of these pants thought, too.
Tho, with these pants. I showed my hubby and roomate and both of them agreed that if it was being worn by a hot japanese woman. They’d stop and drool.
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Men…Are all of them hentai that they all only think about is..well…sex? Well I guess that with THOSE things, its kinda hard NOT to. *sigh*
The problem is that 98% of the worlds population does not “have the bod” (possibly even 99%). So yeah. If a girl has a nice body, she can wear regular jeans in public like the rest of the world, and spend all the rest of the money she saved on being half naked in public on fancy lingerie or something. That would be more worthwhile. Most of us women would appreciate it… extremely. Anyways, the majority of people who would wear these are the people who don’t look good in them, so what’s the point?
omg that is kind of to showy and who would wear that but prostitutes really no offense to ppl who like that
but hey thats still kinda koolconverting 2 to 1
I wonder how long it will take for the trend to reach the USA … =_=
I hope not anytime soon =/
haha
wow and I thought fashion couldn’t get any worse obviously I was sadly mistaken though I guess I shouldn’t have underestimated the power that being a slut and showing wat goods you might think you have effect the market the fact that someone thought of this doesn’t surprise me or even the thought of them making a presentation for them and getting it approved it just disturbs me to know that their are ppl who will wear these and thus not helping our Image as women as a whole as if the world wasn’t bad enough lol ho pant thanks for changing my life lol
… The only people I can really imagine these being appropriate for are hookers, strippers, and hostesses. XD I’m sorry, if I wanted to look like a skank, I would just buy a pair of low rise jeans (for a much cheaper price, I might add) and a thong. Ta-da, same level of ho-ness for half the price!
i am a child. i came to learn Japanese. my eyes are currently stinging.
it makes me sad that anyone would wear these except strippers and prostitutes. (V U_U)
Oh man, I've gotta get me some of those. No girls' wardrobe can possibly be complete without them.
T__T
Scary 0.0
Oh~ You look sexy
OMG!! this is the first i saw this pants all in one, :)
The jeans just make no sense! The world is spiraling into madness and confuussiioonn!!
These Jeans are Really Sexy, I'm A Guy and I find them really attractive
Sick I think you have to have a lot of serious isues and belong in the funny house If you even think about wearing those pants ;(
Great sarcasm;}
that is true grant very true i remember being at your house when you had put that comment on tofugu
i think Erin San is cute
kawaii ne
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yes i think these pants are cute, maybe on the beach…..girls wear alot less on the beach
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