Air Sex (repost)

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One of the most interesting sexy pedophilic doggy sexxy lovey horrifying phenomenons I’ve ever seen: Air Sex.

Air Sex (エアセクス) is a combination between air guitar and awkward sex, resulting in a fiery show of love, passion, and an audience full of nerds learning first hand what to do if they meet up with a sexy ghost. Air Sex is kind of a one-man (or woman) act that puts an awkward person on a stage and asks them to have sex with a nonexistent partner. Hilarity soon follows, as people hump the air, make funny hand motions, and roll around on the ground moaning. On the video (provided below) the audience looks very serious, and it seems like some people are even taking notes. Hopefully this isn’t on the college entrance exams. We even learn how to love the family pet. See poor Pocchi by clicking through.

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Supposedly, air sex is the result of an increasing gap between those who can have sex and those who can’t. Think of it like the gap between the rich and the poor, but instead of rich and poor, you have boys that haven’t grown out of Gundam and boys who have. I find it really interesting that air sex has come into existence, let alone gained the seeming popularity it has. I know that the Japanese are a very, very sexually open culture, but to this point? You would find me in the bathroom stall cutting my guts open. Anyone up for helping me with my head?

  • http://myspace.com/chriscurameng Kurisutofa

    Nan desu ka? Haha, are you serious? As if the sex of today wasn’t weird enough… ^_^

  • Onimusha Nosferatu

    i oddly want to see how ladies do it. i find it interesting that u make the gundam comment seeing as in japan most adults do things that would be considered childish in america. i think u can be a salaryman and a “densha otoko” at the same time w/o the two conflicting.

  • http://myspace.com/chriscurameng Kurisutofa

    Nan desu ka? Haha, are you serious? As if the sex of today wasn’t weird enough… ^_^

  • Onimusha Nosferatu

    i oddly want to see how ladies do it. i find it interesting that u make the gundam comment seeing as in japan most adults do things that would be considered childish in america. i think u can be a salaryman and a “densha otoko” at the same time w/o the two conflicting.

  • http://www.koichiben.com koichi

    sure you can, but you can’t be a pimp and a “densha otoko” at the same time though. haha

  • Onimusha Nosferatu

    bah. u don’t need to be a pimp to have sex. haha. even guys in akihabara have a change at getting some if they try hard enough.

  • http://www.koichiben.com koichi

    sure you can, but you can’t be a pimp and a “densha otoko” at the same time though. haha

  • Onimusha Nosferatu

    bah. u don’t need to be a pimp to have sex. haha. even guys in akihabara have a change at getting some if they try hard enough.

  • Captain Spanish

    I feel like I’m not in the know but what is a densha otoko? And Hello Koichi, this is the first time I’ve commented on your new site. It’s great by the way.

  • Captain Spanish

    I feel like I’m not in the know but what is a densha otoko? And Hello Koichi, this is the first time I’ve commented on your new site. It’s great by the way.

  • http://www.koichiben.com koichi

    it’s a reference to a jdorama about this complete nerd/otaku who hooks up with this girl way out of his league. It’s a pretty good show, but I’d say that about all of them prolly :(

  • http://www.koichiben.com koichi

    it’s a reference to a jdorama about this complete nerd/otaku who hooks up with this girl way out of his league. It’s a pretty good show, but I’d say that about all of them prolly :(

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    KNOW WOUNDER THE BIRTH RATE IN JAPAN IS SO LOW IF GUY ARE TOO BISSY DOING AIR WHEN THEY COULD BE WITH A REAL WOMAN

  • http://M-UNITEDKINGDOM2000HOTMAIL.COM MIKE UK

    KNOW WOUNDER THE BIRTH RATE IN JAPAN IS SO LOW IF GUY ARE TOO BISSY DOING AIR WHEN THEY COULD BE WITH A REAL WOMAN

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  • Hanako

    real sex with?

  • Hanako

    aargh….kimoi…that was…wow…”kimoi” is like the only word to describe it….maybe brave, too?

    so does the winner actually win anything….like a prostitute? someone to have real sex with?

  • Nel

    I agree with you when you say that it’s kimoi…but I think that it’s also pitiful.

  • Nel

    I agree with you when you say that it’s kimoi…but I think that it’s also pitiful.

  • animerika

    That’s really…uhh..that’s really different from air guitar in my mind xD

    Not literally, just wow is all I can really say

    They’ve got some ginormous kahones to pull that stuff off in front of a crowd.

  • animerika

    That’s really…uhh..that’s really different from air guitar in my mind xD

    Not literally, just wow is all I can really say

    They’ve got some ginormous kahones to pull that stuff off in front of a crowd.

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  • Grant

    ew that is sick I would never do that even if i was so lonly I hd no friends or a girlfriend

  • Grant

    ew that is sick I would never do that even if i was so lonly I hd no friends or a girlfriend

  • Miaka Moto

    buying a Sex Toys might just be a perfect idea instead of air sex

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    buying a Sex Toys might just be a perfect idea instead of air sex

  • grotesk_faery

    I’m about 98% sure that none of the guys in this video have ever actually had sex… at least not without having their partners run out of the room in horror.

  • mangoxo

    W.T.F. did I just watch….